We've all had a lot of fun looking at photos from yesterday's Twilight: New Moon premiere. Some might say the most fun ever. Although if you hear someone saying that, ask them to stop, and tell them that they... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM WHY DON'T YOU CAPTION IT? CONTEST: TWILIGHT: NEW MOON»
Posted on November 17, 2009
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Tags: Caption This! | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
At yesterday's premiere of Twilight: New Moon, there were plenty of full-grown adults who made signs expressing their love of the series and their refusal of psychotropic medication. But there were also CELEBRITIES! Neat! The stars were out on the... CONTINUE READING THE TWILIGHT: NEW MOON PREMIERE: CELEBRITY RED CARPET!»
Posted on November 17, 2009 in
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Tags: 50 Cent | Celebrities | Dakota Fanning | Huh? | Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Oh. My. God. You. Guyz. Last night was the Twilight: New Moon premiere in Hollywood, California. Is anyone else's head falling off, or is it just me over here? HELP! MY HEAD! The only thing that I would like almost... CONTINUE READING THE TWILIGHT: NEW MOON PREMIERE: FUN SIGNS, GUYS!»
Posted on November 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
In preparation for this weekend's release of The Twilight: New Moon (OMG u guyz, is it possible 2 die from 3 much excitement?!), I decided to actually watch The Twilight yesterday, you know, see what the kids were into these... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT: A PRIMER FOR ADULTS»
Posted on November 16, 2009 in
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Tags: Children | New Moon | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Gavin Rossdale is going to be on Criminal Minds tonight, whatever that is. It could be anything. It's probably a show for children about the magic of reading. Criminal Minds Rainbow. Anyway, Gavin (I call him Gavin) plays some kind... CONTINUE READING GOOD LUCK ON CRIMINAL MINDS TONIGHT, GAVIN ROSSDALE!»
Posted on November 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Bush | Criminal Minds | Gavin Rossdale | Rock And Roll | Vampires
Popples! Listen up dudes who recognize that a strong academic background is just as important as having a girlfriend, and girls who recognize that you have to like yourself before you can get someone else to like you, I know... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: K-STEW IN A MOVIE ABOUT DIVORCED VAMPIRES»
Posted on November 10, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Divorce | Kristen Stewart | The Yellow Handkerchief | Vampires | William Hurt
Oh, look, it's a new Peta ad starring Twilight's own Christian Serrato. It's very effective, I'm sure, since it combines an interest in the ethical treatment of animals with everyone's first love of paranormal undead immortal metaphors for sexual awakening.... CONTINUE READING VAMPIRES KILL PEOPLE, NOT ANIMALS»
Posted on November 9, 2009 in
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Tags: Christian Serratos | Furries | New Moon | PETA | Twilight | Vampires
What up, heroes in a half-shell! Dudes and girl dudes, you're probably feeling pretty invincible right now. You're young! You have your whole life ahead of you! What could possibly happen? Well let me tell you a snap: you're not... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: DREAMBOAT VAMPIRES ONLY DRIVE VOLVOS»
Posted on November 3, 2009 in ,
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Tags: New Moon | Twilight | Vampires | Volvo
It's Monday morning, I haven't even had breakfast, and already my mind is blown? So it's going to be one of THOSE weeks. It's probably a good thing, though, that I haven't eaten anything yet today, you know? This... CONTINUE READING KEANU REEVES = CHARLEMAGNE (BECAUSE: LOGIC)»
Posted on November 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Charlemagne | History | Immortality | Keanu Reeves | LOLk | The Decemberists | The Truth Is Out There | Vampires
"I'm a 37-year-old woman, and I work in marketing for a small research firm. I used to live with my long-term boyfriend, and I really thought he was 'the one,' you know, but it just didn't work out. I'm OK!... CONTINUE READING ROBERT PATTINSON UNDERWEAR, LADIES (YOU'RE GROSS, LADIES)»
Posted on October 29, 2009 in
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Tags: Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Underwear | Vampires | Yuck
LA Gear! Listen, fresh dudes who respect girls and want everyone to be treated equally, and proud young women who know that they are in charge of their own destinies (which could even include being the first female president some... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: COOL VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES ONLY DRINK VITAMIN WATER»
Posted on October 28, 2009 in ,
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Tags: LOLk | New Moon | Teenagers | Twilight | Vampires | Vitamin Water | Werewolves
The above image (via GetThaL@@k) is a vampire sex toy into which you are supposed to put your penis (I think? I have no idea, mom, I'm just kidding.) It is also the headstone on the grave of the... CONTINUE READING THE VAMPIRE THING NEEDS TO END RIGHT NOW»
Posted on October 27, 2009 in
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Tags: Dildos | Sex | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves | Yuck
Gettin' Jiggy with it! OMG, u guyz. There should be some kind of SEXTING shorthand for the feeling you get when you realize that all of these years of being crazy in love with vampires have been a mistake when... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: WEREWOLVES ARE THE NEW VAMPIRES ARE THE CUTEST!»
Posted on October 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Arctic Monkeys | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | OMG | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
You know, now that it's over, I think I'm actually going to miss this show. It is terrible, yes, and completely coconuts, and the rules change from one episode to the next. But, it kind of grew on me, like... CONTINUE READING TRUE BLOOD: SEASON 2 FINALE»
Posted on September 14, 2009 in
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Tags: Alan Ball | Anna Paquin | Stephen Moyer | True Blood | Vampires
Here's the new New Moon trailer that premiered during the MTV Video Music Awards last night, you guys: Ha! So many teenagers were probably taken to the hospital last night when their hearts exploded. I will admit that this looks... CONTINUE READING AHHHHHHHHH, NEW NEW MOON TRAILER! CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER!»
Posted on September 14, 2009 in
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Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
It's like they always say, if you love something, set it corn maze.... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT CORN MAZE»
Posted on September 8, 2009 in
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Tags: Corn Maze | Twilight | Vampires
As you may have heard, True Blood's ratings this season have been through the roof. Like, 20% increases from one week to the next? That is nuts. America is LOVIN' IT. It kind of makes you wonder who's watching this... CONTINUE READING LINDSAY LOHAN IS AMERICA'S #1 TRUE BLOOD SUPERFAN, NATURALLY»
Posted on September 1, 2009 in
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Tags: Lindsay Lohan | True Blood | Vampires
"HELLOOOOOO?! Is it November yet? I am dying over here. Last night my mom was like "why are you crying?" and I was like "New Moon doesn't come out for weeks and GET OUT OF MY ROOM. Didn't you see... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: FACE-MELTING NEW STILLS FROM TWILIGHT: NEW MOON»
Posted on September 1, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Vampire Bill goes to see the Vampire Queen, who is played by Evan Rachel Wood. She is either a terrible actress, or a great actress who is using all of her talent to match the tone of this terrible show.... CONTINUE READING TRUE BLOOD: THIS SHOW WOULD BE OFF THE RAILS, IF IT'D HAD ANY IN THE FIRST PLACE»
Posted on August 31, 2009 in
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Tags: Alan Ball | Anna Paquin | Stephen Moyer | True Blood | Vampires
Forks, Washington, is where Stephanie Meyers's Twilight series is set. Fair enough. It has to be set somewhere, and since Narnia was already taken, Forks is as good a place as any, I suppose. But Forks needs to relax. It's... CONTINUE READING RELAX, FORKS, WASHINGTON»
Posted on August 26, 2009 in
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Tags: Forks, Washington | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight | Twilight In Forks | Vampires
At a certain point this season, I was momentarily won over by this show. I'm not afraid to admit that. It was just as ridiculous as always, but there was something endearing in how bad it was. You wanted to... CONTINUE READING TRUE BLOOD: STICK A FORK IN THIS, IT'S DUMB»
Posted on August 24, 2009 in
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Tags: Alan Ball | Anna Paquin | Emmys | Stephen Moyer | True Blood | Vampires
CLIFFHANGER! At the end of last week's episode, Jason Stackhouse's former friend/rival from the Fellowship of the Sun, Duke? Brady? Troy? storms into the mid-century modern Dallas "hive" and reveals himself to be strapped with explosives and also fine jewelry.... CONTINUE READING TRUE BLOOD: POOR VAMPIRES, BOO HOO, SO SAD»
Posted on August 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Alan Ball | Anna Paquin | of Montreal | Stephen Moyer | True Blood | Vampires
Twilight Barbies, you guys. The thing is, this is the first facet of the Twilight phenomenon in awhile that actually makes sense. Twilight cruise? Twilight prom? These are insane things. Dolls? For little girls? OK! I do think that this... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT BARBIES ARE A USEFUL REMINDER THAT TWILIGHT IS FOR CHILDREN»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Barbie | Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Toys | Twilight | Vampires
At one point in last night's episode, Marianne uses her blood sugar sex magic to make Tara and Eggs (haha! Eggs!) devour a "hunter's souffle," that was made with Daphne's heart. Yuck, but OK. Then she makes Tara and Eggs... CONTINUE READING TRUE BLOOD: A BULL IN A DRESS WITH CLAWS»
Posted on August 10, 2009 in
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Tags: Alan Ball | Anna Paquin | Stephen Moyer | True Blood | Vampires
Dear the Twilight phenomenon, As a 69-year-old man, I continue to be completely ignorant of what you're actually about. I mean, I know that you're about adolescent vampires, and I know that at some point you're also about adolescent CGI... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER OF THANKS TO THE TWILIGHT PHENOMENON»
Posted on August 4, 2009 in
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Tags: Fashion | Twilight | Vampires
