I was telling my friend Andrew about something I had to do the other day, and without going into specifics it was very clear that where I was going would be filled with the kind of ridiculous people who make... CONTINUE READING NEW SLANG: VALKYRIE»
Posted on January 8, 2009 in Trend Alert!
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Tags: New Slang | Valkyrie
The ill-fated Valkyrie opens next week, starring Tom Cruise as an eye-patch wearing Nazi who organizes a plot to kill Hitler. NO SPOILERS. He's been hitting the interview circuit to promote the movie and to re-establish his image after all... CONTINUE READING TOM CRUISE HAS A LOT IN COMMON WITH THE NAZIS, SAYS TOM CRUISE»
Posted on December 16, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Bryan Singer | Nazis | Tom Cruise | Valkyrie
The release of Valkyrie, the one where Tom cruise dresses up like a Nazi, has been pushed back until February 2009. But here's what the trailer for the movie would have looked like if it was coming out this summer?... CONTINUE READING TOM CRUISE CAN'T ACT HIS WAY OUT OF A PAPER EYE-PATCH»
Posted on June 9, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Tom Cruise | Valkyrie
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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