Haha. Blade is always photobombing people. Whatever little champion made this already wins the Videogum Keys to the Internet. But surely we can make this even better (worse):... CONTINUE READING SPOILER ALERT: NEW MOON HAS A TWIST ENDING»
Posted on July 22, 2009 in Spoilers
(25 comments)
Tags: Blade | Photobombs | Twilight | Vampires | Wesley Snipes
What's up crazy dudes and cool girls who like boys and clothes but also have informed opinions of their own and can be anything they want to in this world. Tony Hawk! If you're anything like us, you are going... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: NEW MOON IN YOUR PANTS!»
Posted on July 17, 2009 in Teen Korner, Wait For It..., What America Wants
(32 comments)
Tags: New Moon | OMG | Teenagers | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
LunaTwilight is a forthcoming line of Twilight cosmetics, duh, so that the nerds can look so pretty and dead while they brush their hair before falling asleep alone in a pile of cats.... CONTINUE READING ALL DRESSED UP LIKE TWLIGHT AND NOWHERE TO GO»
Posted on July 1, 2009 in Dream Merch
(7 comments)
Tags: Fashion | Nerds | Twilight | Vampires
Twilight Cruise, OK, sure. You've got to do something between dinner and the midnight buffet. But Twilight summer school complete with Twilight prom? No, David Blaine. From MTV (Via Film Drunk): After all the time that I've spent covering the... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT FANS CLOSING IN ON STAR TREK FANS FOR TITLE OF SADDEST FANS»
Posted on June 30, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Nerds | Twilight
gabe: i think we should stop posting our friday fights gabe: these are personal gabe: they are no one's business! lindsay: I like to think of them as the algonquin round table. lindsay: Who else is out there figuring out... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHAT DO WE FIGHT ABOUT WHEN WE FIGHT ABOUT LOVE?»
Posted on June 5, 2009 in Friday Fight
(57 comments)
Tags: Jimmy Fallon | John Stamos | Kathy Griffin | Kevin Smith | Kristen Stewart | Mark Wahlberg | Twilight | Verne Troyer
FilmDrunk points out that the enormous popularity of the Twilight series of books and movies has expanded its merchandising to a theme cruise. The trip includes an autograph session and a costume ball. Sounds like fun! A bunch of frustrated... CONTINUE READING POSTCARDS FROM THE TWILIGHT CRUISE»
Posted on June 2, 2009 in Dream Merch
(19 comments)
Tags: Cruise | Teenagers | Twilight | Vampires
Last week we got a breathtaking 14 second preview of the trailer for Twilight: New Moon. Last night at the MTV Movie Awards, the full trailer premiered, and SPOILER ALERT it is still so stupid. Haha. Teenagers are so silly!... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT: NEW MOON TRAILER REMINDS US THAT TEENAGERS ARE RIDICULOUS»
Posted on June 1, 2009 in Trailer
(70 comments)
Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Teenagers | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Last night's MTV Movie Awards were weird, because much of the two-hour paid advertisement for upcoming blockbusters (like the Sandra Bullock/Ryan Reynolds rom com The Proposal. JK.) was ACTUALLY FUNNY. (And we just knew KEYBOARD CAT was gonna show up.)... CONTINUE READING THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS: JUST THE FUNNY PARTS»
Posted on June 1, 2009 in Awards, Photo
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Tags: Amy Poehler | Andy Samberg | Ben Stiller | Brody Jenner | Bruno | Cameron Diaz | Chris Isaak | Danny McBride | Eminem | Forest Whitaker | Justin Timberlake | Keyboard Cat | Kiefer Sutherland | LeeAnn Rimes | MTV Movie Awards | Robert Pattinson | Sacha Baron Cohen | Sandra Bullock | Triumph The Insult Comic Dog | Twilight | Twitter | Will Ferrell
There are a lot of ways to know how old you are. Like, looking at your birth certificate. Or asking your mom. Can doctors determine how old you are? Kind of, right? I'm not Professor Health, and while I don't... CONTINUE READING A SCIENTIFIC TEST TO DETERMINE YOUR AGE»
Posted on May 29, 2009 in Wait For It...
(21 comments)
Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Vampires
New Moon, the sequel to Twilight, has its first poster, you guys. Does it just give you shivers? Well you are 12 and you should put on a sweatshirt. Admittedly, I haven't actually seen Twilight. Because I am an ADULT.... CONTINUE READING EVERY NEW MOON POSTER IS LIKE SUNDAY»
Posted on May 19, 2009 in Movie Posters
(42 comments)
Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight | Vampires
A woman in St. Louis found a copy of the Twilight sequel screenplay in the garbage, and has returned it to the movie studios. Whoops. Leave sleeping garbage lie, lady! From the AP: A St. Louis beauty salon owner accidentally... CONTINUE READING ST. LOUIS WOMAN DISTURBS THE NATURAL ORDER OF GARBAGE»
Posted on May 12, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Justice, Screenplays
(22 comments)
Tags: Garbage | Hairdressers | New Moon | St. Louis | Twilight | Vampires
Hahahahahaha: when a Twilight cake went very very wrong.... CONTINUE READING THE BEST TWILIGHT CAKE WRECK»
Posted on April 27, 2009 in Merch
(4 comments)
Tags: Twilight
lindsay: So...do you think Kristen Stewart is a bitch? gabe: probably lindsay: hahaha gabe: i mean, i don't know anything about kristen stewart gabe: but gabe: she's probably a bitch lindsay: well, the interview in that video is somewhat representative... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: IS KRISTEN STEWART A BITCH?»
Posted on March 20, 2009 in Backlashes, Friday Fight
(68 comments)
Tags: Kristen Stewart | Twilight
I've done my own fair share of piling on to the young Twilight and Adventureland actress Kristen Stewart, and I'll admit that my own impression of her thus far has been that she's a snobby, too-cool-for-school c-word who doesn't yet... CONTINUE READING THE TIME HAS COME TO DEFEND KRISTEN STEWART»
Posted on March 19, 2009 in Backlashes, Feuds
(127 comments)
Tags: Adventureland | Kristen Stewart | MTV | Twilight | Vampire Weekend
Look how angry and wrong this Twilight fan is that Stephen King dissed Stephenie Meyer! He's just jealous because she's in the spotlight and he isn't! (Note: watching more than a minute is not recommended for reasons of redundancy.): Omg,... CONTINUE READING HEY STEPHEN KING, THIS CHICK IS MAD AT YOU»
Posted on February 12, 2009 in Backlashes, Vlogging
(61 comments)
Tags: Stephen King | Twilight
Big news, Twilight fans (There have to be some, right? One of my best friends is a Twilight fan): Taylor Lautner, who played the gentle, kind, puppy-eyed, loving, sweet-hearted, harmless, strangely-sharp-toothed-but-nobody-ever-mentioned-it Native American childhood friend of Bella in the first... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT ACTOR CAN BE IN THE NEXT MOVIE IF HE PROMISES TO GET HOTTER»
Posted on January 8, 2009 in Casting Calls
(10 comments)
Tags: Alexa Chung | Arctic Monkeys | New Moon | Taylor Lautner | Twilight
(This week, we're highlighting some of our favorite Videogum posts / video-related moments of 2008. So that's why things look different, and are old, this week. And Happy Almost New Year!) Originally posted on Videogum on October 10, 2008: If... CONTINUE READING WHY YOU MIGHT NOT CARE ABOUT TWILIGHT»
Posted on December 30, 2008 in Backlashes, Everyone's A Critic, Rerun, Trailer
(6 comments)
Tags: Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight | Vampires
Colbert Report writers Frank Lesser and Mike Brumm made this silly-funny parody of Twilight, True Blood, and the whole vampire craze: "That was an hour? It felt like a lifetime!" made me LOL. Narnia inside jokes are the best. Also... CONTINUE READING COLBERT WRITERS MAKE A TWILIGHT/TRUE BLOOD PARODY»
Posted on December 4, 2008 in Parodies
(6 comments)
Tags: Animal Collective | True Blood | Twilight | Vampires
On Monday night's Jimmy Kimmel Live, K-Dawg presented another of his classic movie spoofs where they edit Guillermo Rodriguez into the trailer. This time for Twilight: Guillermo Rodriguez works security in the Jimmy Kimmel parking lot. Isn't that crazy? The... CONTINUE READING JIMMY KIMMEL IS A RACIST»
Posted on November 26, 2008 in Backlashes, Late Night
(32 comments)
Tags: Guillermo Rodriguez | Jimmy Kimmel | Racism | Twilight
Did you hear about Twilight's amazing weekend? Joel McHale put Twilight-mania into perspective on Friday's The Soup. It's much better than the Twilight/Gossip Girl mashup. It gets really really funny: Interestingly, the movie that really won this weekend was Slumdog... CONTINUE READING THE SOUP PUTS TWILIGHT IN HISTORICAL PERSPECTIVE»
Posted on November 25, 2008 in Backlashes
(4 comments)
Tags: Slumdog Millionaire | The Soup | Twilight
lindsay: So there's this list of sexiest vampires that people of the internet voted on. gabe: ok. lindsay: Salma Hayek won for the women. lindsay: Robert Pattison won for the men. lindsay: And Kristen Stewart isn't on there so we... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHO IS REALLY THE SEXIEST VAMPIRE?»
Posted on November 21, 2008 in Friday Fight
(7 comments)
Tags: FAIL | Kirsten Dunst | of Montreal | Twilight
Why get your movie reviews from critics, when you can go to Yahoo! and type in "Was Twilight good?" This was pretty much the only thing I've seen or read that makes me curious about the movie: One of the... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT: THE YAHOO! ANSWERS REVIEWS ARE IN»
Posted on November 21, 2008 in Spoilers
(13 comments)
Tags: of Montreal | The Roots | Twilight
Naturally, any Twilight fan worth her 12-year-old weight in BLOOD (get it?) knows that the only way to truly show your allegiance and affection is on Facebook. OMG, TOTES. Because it's a series of best-selling books as well as a... CONTINUE READING THE MOST RIDICULOUS TWILIGHT FACEBOOK GROUP»
Posted on November 21, 2008 in Virtual Worlds
(5 comments)
Tags: Facebook | Russell Brand | Teenagers | Twilight
The trailer for Adventureland, from the director of Superbad, just came out: It actually looks okay, despite an overly-familiar-to-the-point-of-self-parody trailer treatment ("Blister In The Sun," for REAL?) Maybe it's the presence of Ryan Reynolds in seemingly the same character, but... CONTINUE READING KRISTEN STEWART HAS ANOTHER MOVIE TO NOT CARE ABOUT SOON»
Posted on November 21, 2008 in Trailer
(12 comments)
Tags: Adventureland | Kanye West | Kristen Stewart | Twilight
Kristen Stewart continued her Twilight "I don't give a shit" tour last night, appearing on Letterman, who, as we might expect, does not suffer spoiled young Hollywood fools lightly. After Kristen does her insecure distancing thing ("I have a bit... CONTINUE READING KRISTEN STEWART IS GOING TO DRIVE TO RUSSIA»
Posted on November 21, 2008 in Backlashes, Late Night
(33 comments)
Tags: David Letterman | Kristen Stewart | Twilight
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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