Energy drinks! I know that many of you cool dudes and even cooler young women are reading this on your smartphones right now, because that is the only way to access the NET when you are spending the week in... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: NOW WUT? »
Posted on November 19, 2009
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Tags: Greg Kinnear | Hannah Montana | Miley Cyrus | Teenagers | The Last Song | Twilight
We've all had a lot of fun looking at photos from yesterday's Twilight: New Moon premiere. Some might say the most fun ever. Although if you hear someone saying that, ask them to stop, and tell them that they... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM WHY DON'T YOU CAPTION IT? CONTEST: TWILIGHT: NEW MOON»
Posted on November 17, 2009
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Tags: Caption This! | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
At yesterday's premiere of Twilight: New Moon, there were plenty of full-grown adults who made signs expressing their love of the series and their refusal of psychotropic medication. But there were also CELEBRITIES! Neat! The stars were out on the... CONTINUE READING THE TWILIGHT: NEW MOON PREMIERE: CELEBRITY RED CARPET!»
Posted on November 17, 2009 in Photo
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Tags: 50 Cent | Celebrities | Dakota Fanning | Huh? | Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Oh. My. God. You. Guyz. Last night was the Twilight: New Moon premiere in Hollywood, California. Is anyone else's head falling off, or is it just me over here? HELP! MY HEAD! The only thing that I would like almost... CONTINUE READING THE TWILIGHT: NEW MOON PREMIERE: FUN SIGNS, GUYS!»
Posted on November 17, 2009 in Photo
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
In preparation for this weekend's release of The Twilight: New Moon (OMG u guyz, is it possible 2 die from 3 much excitement?!), I decided to actually watch The Twilight yesterday, you know, see what the kids were into these... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT: A PRIMER FOR ADULTS»
Posted on November 16, 2009 in Bonus Features
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Tags: Children | New Moon | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Oh, look, it's a new Peta ad starring Twilight's own Christian Serrato. It's very effective, I'm sure, since it combines an interest in the ethical treatment of animals with everyone's first love of paranormal undead immortal metaphors for sexual awakening.... CONTINUE READING VAMPIRES KILL PEOPLE, NOT ANIMALS»
Posted on November 9, 2009 in PSAs
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Tags: Christian Serratos | Furries | New Moon | PETA | Twilight | Vampires
Man, Taylor Swift is such a robot, huh? She has a serious case of animatronic-face, and the "normal" switch has been set to "dead eyes" and snapped clean off. I mean, to be fair, she is a tiny, baby... CONTINUE READING SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: BAD TAYLOR SWIFT, GOOD TWILIGHT PARODY»
Posted on November 9, 2009 in Sketch Comedy
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Tags: Frankensteins | Saturday Night Live | Taylor Swift | Twilight
What up, heroes in a half-shell! Dudes and girl dudes, you're probably feeling pretty invincible right now. You're young! You have your whole life ahead of you! What could possibly happen? Well let me tell you a snap: you're not... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: DREAMBOAT VAMPIRES ONLY DRIVE VOLVOS»
Posted on November 3, 2009 in Free Advertising, Teen Korner
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Tags: New Moon | Twilight | Vampires | Volvo
"I'm a 37-year-old woman, and I work in marketing for a small research firm. I used to live with my long-term boyfriend, and I really thought he was 'the one,' you know, but it just didn't work out. I'm OK!... CONTINUE READING ROBERT PATTINSON UNDERWEAR, LADIES (YOU'RE GROSS, LADIES)»
Posted on October 29, 2009 in Dream Merch
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Tags: Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Underwear | Vampires | Yuck
LA Gear! Listen, fresh dudes who respect girls and want everyone to be treated equally, and proud young women who know that they are in charge of their own destinies (which could even include being the first female president some... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: COOL VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES ONLY DRINK VITAMIN WATER»
Posted on October 28, 2009 in Free Advertising, Teen Korner
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Tags: LOLk | New Moon | Teenagers | Twilight | Vampires | Vitamin Water | Werewolves
The above image (via GetThaL@@k) is a vampire sex toy into which you are supposed to put your penis (I think? I have no idea, mom, I'm just kidding.) It is also the headstone on the grave of the... CONTINUE READING THE VAMPIRE THING NEEDS TO END RIGHT NOW»
Posted on October 27, 2009 in NSFW
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Tags: Dildos | Sex | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves | Yuck
Gettin' Jiggy with it! OMG, u guyz. There should be some kind of SEXTING shorthand for the feeling you get when you realize that all of these years of being crazy in love with vampires have been a mistake when... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: WEREWOLVES ARE THE NEW VAMPIRES ARE THE CUTEST!»
Posted on October 20, 2009 in Teen Korner
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Tags: Arctic Monkeys | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | OMG | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
OMGLJALIDJOFIMNAISDFNIOANSDIOFNIOADNSFIOJEIOWJQWNVIONVOPANDSFON! Marry me! (Right, girls?)... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: TWILIGHT: NEW MOON DEATH CAB MUSIC VIDEO»
Posted on October 8, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Death Cab For Cutie | New Moon | Soundtracks | Twilight
Here's the new New Moon trailer that premiered during the MTV Video Music Awards last night, you guys: Ha! So many teenagers were probably taken to the hospital last night when their hearts exploded. I will admit that this looks... CONTINUE READING AHHHHHHHHH, NEW NEW MOON TRAILER! CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER!»
Posted on September 14, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
It's like they always say, if you love something, set it corn maze.... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT CORN MAZE»
Posted on September 8, 2009 in Fan Art
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Tags: Corn Maze | Twilight | Vampires
"HELLOOOOOO?! Is it November yet? I am dying over here. Last night my mom was like "why are you crying?" and I was like "New Moon doesn't come out for weeks and GET OUT OF MY ROOM. Didn't you see... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: FACE-MELTING NEW STILLS FROM TWILIGHT: NEW MOON»
Posted on September 1, 2009 in Photo, Teen Korner
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Last night my mom was like "Who's Death Car for Cutie?" and I was like "GET OUT OF MY ROOM, I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" Why can't my mom be a Twilight Mom like Becky's mom?... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE ON THE NEW MOON SOUNDTRACK»
Posted on August 27, 2009 in Music Related Content, Teen Korner
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Tags: Death Cab For Cutie | New Moon | Soundtracks | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight
Forks, Washington, is where Stephanie Meyers's Twilight series is set. Fair enough. It has to be set somewhere, and since Narnia was already taken, Forks is as good a place as any, I suppose. But Forks needs to relax. It's... CONTINUE READING RELAX, FORKS, WASHINGTON»
Posted on August 26, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Forks, Washington | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight | Twilight In Forks | Vampires
A company called Tantus has made a dildo for Twilight enthusiasts (a dildo for children, basically?). It is called The Vamp. Of course, they can't say that it is a Twilight-themed dildo because of FASCIST COPYRIGHT LAWS. So they have... CONTINUE READING NSFW: RIGHT, YES, A TWILIGHT DILDO, OF COURSE»
Posted on August 20, 2009 in Dream Merch, NSFW, Oh, Yuck!
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Tags: Breaking Dawn | Dildos | Eclipse | Jail | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Sex | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight
Wussup ninja turtles, You're not going to believe this dudes, and girls who are serious about finding their own voices and making a difference in this world: it's a new New Moon trailer, and Taylor Lautner is in it, and... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: OMG NEW NEW MOON TRAILER»
Posted on August 18, 2009 in Teen Korner, Trailer
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Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | of Montreal | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight
Twilight Barbies, you guys. The thing is, this is the first facet of the Twilight phenomenon in awhile that actually makes sense. Twilight cruise? Twilight prom? These are insane things. Dolls? For little girls? OK! I do think that this... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT BARBIES ARE A USEFUL REMINDER THAT TWILIGHT IS FOR CHILDREN»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in Dream Merch
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Tags: Barbie | Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Toys | Twilight | Vampires
Dear the Twilight phenomenon, As a 69-year-old man, I continue to be completely ignorant of what you're actually about. I mean, I know that you're about adolescent vampires, and I know that at some point you're also about adolescent CGI... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER OF THANKS TO THE TWILIGHT PHENOMENON»
Posted on August 4, 2009 in An Open Letter
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Tags: Fashion | Twilight | Vampires
ICE CREAM AND CAKE AND CAKE, ICE CREAM AND CAKE AND CAKE, ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! Ice cream cake, you guys! Love it. Some people who I just made up call it The King... CONTINUE READING PERHAPS THE BEST ICE CREAM CAKE IN ALL THE WORLD»
Posted on July 30, 2009 in Good Idea Jeans
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Tags: Ice Cream Cake | Twilight
This weekend marked the end of Comic-Con: 2009. Of course, amidst all the Lost spoilers, and Avatar screenings, and Tron teaser trailers, and Green Hornet car displayings were hundreds of adults dressed in costumes. On the one hand, I genuinely... CONTINUE READING COMIC-CON 2009: ADULTS WEAR THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on July 27, 2009 in Photo
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Tags: Comic-Con | Costumes | Gene Simmons | It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia | Kristen Stewart | Nerds | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Seth MacFarlane | Stan Lee | Taylor Lautner | Twilight
WASSUP POGS! Yo, as you probably heard on da grapevine, this week is Comi-Con, which is the world's greatest place for all of the coolest posters for movies that won't come out for three years. It's basically like the Juggalo's... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: COMIC-CON 2009 (IN YOUR PANTS)»
Posted on July 24, 2009 in Photo, Teen Korner
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Tags: Andy Samberg | Avatar | Comic-Con | James Cameron | Johnny Depp | Kristen Bell | Kristen Stewart | Megan Fox | Nerds | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Seth Rogen | Taylor Lautner | Tim Burton | Twilight
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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