What up, heroes in a half-shell! Dudes and girl dudes, you're probably feeling pretty invincible right now. You're young! You have your whole life ahead of you! What could possibly happen? Well let me tell you a snap: you're not... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: DREAMBOAT VAMPIRES ONLY DRIVE VOLVOS»
Posted on November 3, 2009 in ,
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Tags: New Moon | Twilight | Vampires | Volvo
"I'm a 37-year-old woman, and I work in marketing for a small research firm. I used to live with my long-term boyfriend, and I really thought he was 'the one,' you know, but it just didn't work out. I'm OK!... CONTINUE READING ROBERT PATTINSON UNDERWEAR, LADIES (YOU'RE GROSS, LADIES)»
Posted on October 29, 2009 in
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Tags: Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Underwear | Vampires | Yuck
LA Gear! Listen, fresh dudes who respect girls and want everyone to be treated equally, and proud young women who know that they are in charge of their own destinies (which could even include being the first female president some... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: COOL VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES ONLY DRINK VITAMIN WATER»
Posted on October 28, 2009 in ,
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Tags: LOLk | New Moon | Teenagers | Twilight | Vampires | Vitamin Water | Werewolves
The above image (via GetThaL@@k) is a vampire sex toy into which you are supposed to put your penis (I think? I have no idea, mom, I'm just kidding.) It is also the headstone on the grave of the... CONTINUE READING THE VAMPIRE THING NEEDS TO END RIGHT NOW»
Posted on October 27, 2009 in
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Tags: Dildos | Sex | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves | Yuck
Gettin' Jiggy with it! OMG, u guyz. There should be some kind of SEXTING shorthand for the feeling you get when you realize that all of these years of being crazy in love with vampires have been a mistake when... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: WEREWOLVES ARE THE NEW VAMPIRES ARE THE CUTEST!»
Posted on October 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Arctic Monkeys | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | OMG | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
OMGLJALIDJOFIMNAISDFNIOANSDIOFNIOADNSFIOJEIOWJQWNVIONVOPANDSFON! Marry me! (Right, girls?)... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: TWILIGHT: NEW MOON DEATH CAB MUSIC VIDEO»
Posted on October 8, 2009 in
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Tags: Death Cab For Cutie | New Moon | Soundtracks | Twilight
Here's the new New Moon trailer that premiered during the MTV Video Music Awards last night, you guys: Ha! So many teenagers were probably taken to the hospital last night when their hearts exploded. I will admit that this looks... CONTINUE READING AHHHHHHHHH, NEW NEW MOON TRAILER! CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER!»
Posted on September 14, 2009 in
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Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
It's like they always say, if you love something, set it corn maze.... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT CORN MAZE»
Posted on September 8, 2009 in
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Tags: Corn Maze | Twilight | Vampires
"HELLOOOOOO?! Is it November yet? I am dying over here. Last night my mom was like "why are you crying?" and I was like "New Moon doesn't come out for weeks and GET OUT OF MY ROOM. Didn't you see... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: FACE-MELTING NEW STILLS FROM TWILIGHT: NEW MOON»
Posted on September 1, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Last night my mom was like "Who's Death Car for Cutie?" and I was like "GET OUT OF MY ROOM, I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" Why can't my mom be a Twilight Mom like Becky's mom?... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE ON THE NEW MOON SOUNDTRACK»
Posted on August 27, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Death Cab For Cutie | New Moon | Soundtracks | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight
Forks, Washington, is where Stephanie Meyers's Twilight series is set. Fair enough. It has to be set somewhere, and since Narnia was already taken, Forks is as good a place as any, I suppose. But Forks needs to relax. It's... CONTINUE READING RELAX, FORKS, WASHINGTON»
Posted on August 26, 2009 in
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Tags: Forks, Washington | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight | Twilight In Forks | Vampires
A company called Tantus has made a dildo for Twilight enthusiasts (a dildo for children, basically?). It is called The Vamp. Of course, they can't say that it is a Twilight-themed dildo because of FASCIST COPYRIGHT LAWS. So they have... CONTINUE READING NSFW: RIGHT, YES, A TWILIGHT DILDO, OF COURSE»
Posted on August 20, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Breaking Dawn | Dildos | Eclipse | Jail | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Sex | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight
Wussup ninja turtles, You're not going to believe this dudes, and girls who are serious about finding their own voices and making a difference in this world: it's a new New Moon trailer, and Taylor Lautner is in it, and... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: OMG NEW NEW MOON TRAILER»
Posted on August 18, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | of Montreal | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight
Twilight Barbies, you guys. The thing is, this is the first facet of the Twilight phenomenon in awhile that actually makes sense. Twilight cruise? Twilight prom? These are insane things. Dolls? For little girls? OK! I do think that this... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT BARBIES ARE A USEFUL REMINDER THAT TWILIGHT IS FOR CHILDREN»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Barbie | Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Toys | Twilight | Vampires
Dear the Twilight phenomenon, As a 69-year-old man, I continue to be completely ignorant of what you're actually about. I mean, I know that you're about adolescent vampires, and I know that at some point you're also about adolescent CGI... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER OF THANKS TO THE TWILIGHT PHENOMENON»
Posted on August 4, 2009 in
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Tags: Fashion | Twilight | Vampires
ICE CREAM AND CAKE AND CAKE, ICE CREAM AND CAKE AND CAKE, ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! Ice cream cake, you guys! Love it. Some people who I just made up call it The King... CONTINUE READING PERHAPS THE BEST ICE CREAM CAKE IN ALL THE WORLD»
Posted on July 30, 2009 in
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Tags: Ice Cream Cake | Twilight
This weekend marked the end of Comic-Con: 2009. Of course, amidst all the Lost spoilers, and Avatar screenings, and Tron teaser trailers, and Green Hornet car displayings were hundreds of adults dressed in costumes. On the one hand, I genuinely... CONTINUE READING COMIC-CON 2009: ADULTS WEAR THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on July 27, 2009 in
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Tags: Comic-Con | Costumes | Gene Simmons | It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia | Kristen Stewart | Nerds | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Seth MacFarlane | Stan Lee | Taylor Lautner | Twilight
WASSUP POGS! Yo, as you probably heard on da grapevine, this week is Comi-Con, which is the world's greatest place for all of the coolest posters for movies that won't come out for three years. It's basically like the Juggalo's... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: COMIC-CON 2009 (IN YOUR PANTS)»
Posted on July 24, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Andy Samberg | Avatar | Comic-Con | James Cameron | Johnny Depp | Kristen Bell | Kristen Stewart | Megan Fox | Nerds | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Seth Rogen | Taylor Lautner | Tim Burton | Twilight
Haha. Blade is always photobombing people. Whatever little champion made this already wins the Videogum Keys to the Internet. But surely we can make this even better (worse):... CONTINUE READING SPOILER ALERT: NEW MOON HAS A TWIST ENDING»
Posted on July 22, 2009 in
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Tags: Blade | Photobombs | Twilight | Vampires | Wesley Snipes
What's up crazy dudes and cool girls who like boys and clothes but also have informed opinions of their own and can be anything they want to in this world. Tony Hawk! If you're anything like us, you are going... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: NEW MOON IN YOUR PANTS!»
Posted on July 17, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: New Moon | OMG | Teenagers | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
LunaTwilight is a forthcoming line of Twilight cosmetics, duh, so that the nerds can look so pretty and dead while they brush their hair before falling asleep alone in a pile of cats.... CONTINUE READING ALL DRESSED UP LIKE TWLIGHT AND NOWHERE TO GO»
Posted on July 1, 2009 in
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Tags: Fashion | Nerds | Twilight | Vampires
Twilight Cruise, OK, sure. You've got to do something between dinner and the midnight buffet. But Twilight summer school complete with Twilight prom? No, David Blaine. From MTV (Via Film Drunk): After all the time that I've spent covering the... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT FANS CLOSING IN ON STAR TREK FANS FOR TITLE OF SADDEST FANS»
Posted on June 30, 2009 in
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Tags: Nerds | Twilight
gabe: i think we should stop posting our friday fights gabe: these are personal gabe: they are no one's business! lindsay: I like to think of them as the algonquin round table. lindsay: Who else is out there figuring out... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHAT DO WE FIGHT ABOUT WHEN WE FIGHT ABOUT LOVE?»
Posted on June 5, 2009 in
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Tags: Jimmy Fallon | John Stamos | Kathy Griffin | Kevin Smith | Kristen Stewart | Mark Wahlberg | Twilight | Verne Troyer
FilmDrunk points out that the enormous popularity of the Twilight series of books and movies has expanded its merchandising to a theme cruise. The trip includes an autograph session and a costume ball. Sounds like fun! A bunch of frustrated... CONTINUE READING POSTCARDS FROM THE TWILIGHT CRUISE»
Posted on June 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Cruise | Teenagers | Twilight | Vampires
Last week we got a breathtaking 14 second preview of the trailer for Twilight: New Moon. Last night at the MTV Movie Awards, the full trailer premiered, and SPOILER ALERT it is still so stupid. Haha. Teenagers are so silly!... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT: NEW MOON TRAILER REMINDS US THAT TEENAGERS ARE RIDICULOUS»
Posted on June 1, 2009 in
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Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Teenagers | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
