OH MY GOD, YOU GUYZ, I HOPE THAT YOU ARE SITTING DOWN AND THAT YOUR POGS ARE SECURED AWAY IN THEIR CARRYING CASE, BECAUSE IF THEY AREN'T, YOU ARE ABOUT TO FREAK OUT SO HARD THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: OMG STILLS FROM TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE IN YOUR PANTS»
Posted on February 8, 2010 in
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Tags: Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Twilight: Eclipse | Vampires
Pokemons! Yo cool dudes who want to find a career that is as much about their passion as it is about making money, and even cooler young women who know that the road to the white house is not paved... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: MY LIFE IS TWILIGHT!»
Posted on December 1, 2009 in
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Tags: Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
After seeing New Moon last week, one fan did a side-by-side comparison of Bella and Edward's relationship as it compares to the National Domestic Violence hotline's list of domestic abuse warning signs, and everything matches up. Neat! For Kids!... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: TWILIGHT IS ABOUT AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP»
Posted on November 30, 2009 in
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Tags: Chris Brown | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves | Yikes
Man, I know that it's never very cool when blogs complain about how boring the Internet is, because only boring blogs are bored, or whatever, but apparently the Lawnmower Man has already left on vacation this week because this... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM WHY DON'T YOU CAPTION IT? CONTEST: TAYLOR LAUTNER AND ROBERT PATTINSON KISSING»
Posted on November 24, 2009 in
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Tags: Kissing | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Not much to add to this one: Twilight star Robert Pattinson says he worries about being infected with HIV when adoring fans approach him with open wounds and ask him to suck their blood. We live in a nightmare world... CONTINUE READING THIS IS THE QUOTE OF THE DAY»
Posted on November 23, 2009 in
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Tags: AIDS | Idiocracy | Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Vampires
Gushers, son! Listen up cool dudes who think that it's OK for guys to be into fashion now, and even cooler girls who know that they're the only ones who can keep themselves from achieving their dreams, let's talk about... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM MOVIE CLUB: TWILIGHT: NEW MOON»
Posted on November 23, 2009 in
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Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Energy drinks! I know that many of you cool dudes and even cooler young women are reading this on your smartphones right now, because that is the only way to access the NET when you are spending the week in... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: NOW WUT? »
Posted on November 19, 2009
(46 comments)
Tags: Greg Kinnear | Hannah Montana | Miley Cyrus | Teenagers | The Last Song | Twilight
We've all had a lot of fun looking at photos from yesterday's Twilight: New Moon premiere. Some might say the most fun ever. Although if you hear someone saying that, ask them to stop, and tell them that they... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM WHY DON'T YOU CAPTION IT? CONTEST: TWILIGHT: NEW MOON»
Posted on November 17, 2009
(147 comments)
Tags: Caption This! | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
At yesterday's premiere of Twilight: New Moon, there were plenty of full-grown adults who made signs expressing their love of the series and their refusal of psychotropic medication. But there were also CELEBRITIES! Neat! The stars were out on the... CONTINUE READING THE TWILIGHT: NEW MOON PREMIERE: CELEBRITY RED CARPET!»
Posted on November 17, 2009 in
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Tags: 50 Cent | Celebrities | Dakota Fanning | Huh? | Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Oh. My. God. You. Guyz. Last night was the Twilight: New Moon premiere in Hollywood, California. Is anyone else's head falling off, or is it just me over here? HELP! MY HEAD! The only thing that I would like almost... CONTINUE READING THE TWILIGHT: NEW MOON PREMIERE: FUN SIGNS, GUYS!»
Posted on November 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
In preparation for this weekend's release of The Twilight: New Moon (OMG u guyz, is it possible 2 die from 3 much excitement?!), I decided to actually watch The Twilight yesterday, you know, see what the kids were into these... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT: A PRIMER FOR ADULTS»
Posted on November 16, 2009 in
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Tags: Children | New Moon | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Oh, look, it's a new Peta ad starring Twilight's own Christian Serrato. It's very effective, I'm sure, since it combines an interest in the ethical treatment of animals with everyone's first love of paranormal undead immortal metaphors for sexual awakening.... CONTINUE READING VAMPIRES KILL PEOPLE, NOT ANIMALS»
Posted on November 9, 2009 in
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Tags: Christian Serratos | Furries | New Moon | PETA | Twilight | Vampires
Man, Taylor Swift is such a robot, huh? She has a serious case of animatronic-face, and the "normal" switch has been set to "dead eyes" and snapped clean off. I mean, to be fair, she is a tiny, baby... CONTINUE READING SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: BAD TAYLOR SWIFT, GOOD TWILIGHT PARODY»
Posted on November 9, 2009 in
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Tags: Frankensteins | Saturday Night Live | Taylor Swift | Twilight
What up, heroes in a half-shell! Dudes and girl dudes, you're probably feeling pretty invincible right now. You're young! You have your whole life ahead of you! What could possibly happen? Well let me tell you a snap: you're not... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: DREAMBOAT VAMPIRES ONLY DRIVE VOLVOS»
Posted on November 3, 2009 in ,
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Tags: New Moon | Twilight | Vampires | Volvo
"I'm a 37-year-old woman, and I work in marketing for a small research firm. I used to live with my long-term boyfriend, and I really thought he was 'the one,' you know, but it just didn't work out. I'm OK!... CONTINUE READING ROBERT PATTINSON UNDERWEAR, LADIES (YOU'RE GROSS, LADIES)»
Posted on October 29, 2009 in
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Tags: Robert Pattinson | Twilight | Underwear | Vampires | Yuck
LA Gear! Listen, fresh dudes who respect girls and want everyone to be treated equally, and proud young women who know that they are in charge of their own destinies (which could even include being the first female president some... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: COOL VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES ONLY DRINK VITAMIN WATER»
Posted on October 28, 2009 in ,
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Tags: LOLk | New Moon | Teenagers | Twilight | Vampires | Vitamin Water | Werewolves
The above image (via GetThaL@@k) is a vampire sex toy into which you are supposed to put your penis (I think? I have no idea, mom, I'm just kidding.) It is also the headstone on the grave of the... CONTINUE READING THE VAMPIRE THING NEEDS TO END RIGHT NOW»
Posted on October 27, 2009 in
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Tags: Dildos | Sex | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves | Yuck
Gettin' Jiggy with it! OMG, u guyz. There should be some kind of SEXTING shorthand for the feeling you get when you realize that all of these years of being crazy in love with vampires have been a mistake when... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: WEREWOLVES ARE THE NEW VAMPIRES ARE THE CUTEST!»
Posted on October 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Arctic Monkeys | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | OMG | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
OMGLJALIDJOFIMNAISDFNIOANSDIOFNIOADNSFIOJEIOWJQWNVIONVOPANDSFON! Marry me! (Right, girls?)... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: TWILIGHT: NEW MOON DEATH CAB MUSIC VIDEO»
Posted on October 8, 2009 in
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Tags: Death Cab For Cutie | New Moon | Soundtracks | Twilight
Here's the new New Moon trailer that premiered during the MTV Video Music Awards last night, you guys: Ha! So many teenagers were probably taken to the hospital last night when their hearts exploded. I will admit that this looks... CONTINUE READING AHHHHHHHHH, NEW NEW MOON TRAILER! CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER!»
Posted on September 14, 2009 in
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Tags: Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
It's like they always say, if you love something, set it corn maze.... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT CORN MAZE»
Posted on September 8, 2009 in
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Tags: Corn Maze | Twilight | Vampires
"HELLOOOOOO?! Is it November yet? I am dying over here. Last night my mom was like "why are you crying?" and I was like "New Moon doesn't come out for weeks and GET OUT OF MY ROOM. Didn't you see... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: FACE-MELTING NEW STILLS FROM TWILIGHT: NEW MOON»
Posted on September 1, 2009 in ,
(60 comments)
Tags: Dakota Fanning | Kristen Stewart | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Twilight | Vampires | Werewolves
Last night my mom was like "Who's Death Car for Cutie?" and I was like "GET OUT OF MY ROOM, I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" Why can't my mom be a Twilight Mom like Becky's mom?... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE ON THE NEW MOON SOUNDTRACK»
Posted on August 27, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Death Cab For Cutie | New Moon | Soundtracks | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight
Forks, Washington, is where Stephanie Meyers's Twilight series is set. Fair enough. It has to be set somewhere, and since Narnia was already taken, Forks is as good a place as any, I suppose. But Forks needs to relax. It's... CONTINUE READING RELAX, FORKS, WASHINGTON»
Posted on August 26, 2009 in
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Tags: Forks, Washington | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight | Twilight In Forks | Vampires
A company called Tantus has made a dildo for Twilight enthusiasts (a dildo for children, basically?). It is called The Vamp. Of course, they can't say that it is a Twilight-themed dildo because of FASCIST COPYRIGHT LAWS. So they have... CONTINUE READING NSFW: RIGHT, YES, A TWILIGHT DILDO, OF COURSE»
Posted on August 20, 2009 in , ,
(51 comments)
Tags: Breaking Dawn | Dildos | Eclipse | Jail | New Moon | Robert Pattinson | Sex | Stephanie Meyer | Twilight
