During the second week of March, 2009, the world's imagination was captured by a little turtle trying to have sex with a shoe while another shoe looked away: Are we proud of ourselves? (Via every website and every email and... CONTINUE READING OKAY, OKAY, THE TURTLE MAKING LOVE TO THE SHOE»
Posted on March 10, 2009 in Animals On Film, Viral Video, What America Wants
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Tags: Shoes | Turtle
Yesterday, I predicted that Amanda and Chelsea would be the final two on The Bachelor, and that Shayne would be sent home, including an alternative prediction that Shayne could stay on because she would be easier to reject when it... CONTINUE READING THE BACHELOR GETS JEALOUS. OF A TURTLE.»
Posted on April 29, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Chelsea | Matt Grant | The Bachelor | Turtle
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