There is a long article in this weekend's Sunday New York Times Magazine about Megan Fox (read it here). Very timely, New York Times. Catch that wave! Megan Fox so hot right now four months ago.... CONTINUE READING MEGAN FOX IS NEWS»
Posted on November 12, 2009 in Interviews
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Tags: Jennifer's Body | Megan Fox | New York Times | Transformers 2
Roger Ebert addresses the haters (of his Transformers 2 review). And as the old saying goes: when you wrestle with the devil, you're gonna get wet with fire.... CONTINUE READING ROGER EBERT IS NOT A GAY RETARD»
Posted on July 6, 2009 in Everyone's A Critic
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Tags: Internet Commenters | Michael Bay | Roger Ebert | Transformers 2
WHAT was THAT? Going into Transformers 2 this weekend, I had every expectation that it was going to be loud, stupid, and very very long. But for the first 30 minutes or so, I was on board. Sure, it was... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM MOVIE CLUB: TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN»
Posted on June 29, 2009 in The Videogum Movie Club
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Tags: John Turturro | Megan Fox | Michael Bay | Robots | Shia LaBeouf | Transformers 2
It almost seems weird to even have a Videogum Movie Club this week, but we have to do something! What are we going to do, sit around and cry forever? Maybe. But you can cry in movie theaters. They won't... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM MOVIE CLUB REMINDER: TRANSFORMERS 2»
Posted on June 26, 2009
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Tags: Megan Fox | Michael Bay | Robots | Shia LaBeouf | Transformers 2
And he is actually kind of great.... CONTINUE READING MEGAN FOX'S "SWEET BOY" FOUND»
Posted on June 25, 2009 in Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Megan Fox | Transformers 2
Kodak is offering a reward to anyone who can help them reunite Megan Fox with that "sweet boy." And then what? Marriage probably. Forever.... CONTINUE READING MISSED CONNECTION: ME, HOLDING A ROSE. YOU, MEGAN FOX.»
Posted on June 24, 2009 in Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Megan Fox | Transformers 2
There's a reason he's called Roger Ebest. Read the whole thing. Here.... CONTINUE READING ROGER EBERT TEARS TRANSFORMERS 2 A NEW ROBO-BUTTHOLE»
Posted on June 23, 2009 in Everyone's A Critic
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Tags: Megan Fox | Michael Bay | Robots | Roger Ebert | Shia LaBeouf | Transformers 2
In a junket interview over the weekend, Megan Fox apologized to that "sweet boy" and insisted that she would gladly accept his rose. Apology accepted.... CONTINUE READING MEGAN FOX ADDRESSES HER FAN»
Posted on June 22, 2009 in Interviews
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Tags: Love | Megan Fox | Transformers 2
Michael Bay opened his walk-in bomber jacket closet and looked at the endless racks of bomber jackets. "What'll it be, Chief?" he said to himself. He picked out a dark bomber jacket with crackled leather and put it on. Michael... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: MICHAEL BAY HAS A BRAINSTORMING SESSION»
Posted on June 18, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Michael Bay | Penises | Transformers 2
Early reviews of Transformers 2 have been coming out all week, and it seems almost unanimous that this is probably if not the best movie ever made, then at least the most thoughtful and intelligent. Variety gave it four Tweed... CONTINUE READING NICE TRY, MICHAEL BAY»
Posted on June 17, 2009 in Everyone's A Critic, Spoilers
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Tags: Megan Fox | Michael Bay | Penises | Robots | Shia LaBeouf | Transformers 2
"OPTIMUUUUUUUS!" --Shia LaBeouf "BUMBLEBEEEEEEEEEEE!" --Shia LaBeouf Oh this movie. With the dancing robots and the over-emoting and the Michael Bay M&Ms and the this song. Are we really doing this? We are? OK. Don't get me wrong, I "get... CONTINUE READING CHEAP TRICK, ADULTS, PRESUMABLY, SINGING THE TRANSFORMERS THEME SONG»
Posted on June 10, 2009 in Music Related Content
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Tags: Cheap Trick | Megan Fox | Michael Bay | Shia LaBeouf | Soundtracks | Transformers 2
Haha. Look at him! Total M&M head. Legend tells that if you stare into a mirror and say "Candyman" three times Michael Bay will appear and give you a delicious treat (his face?). WHAT IS THIS AD? This ad makes... CONTINUE READING MICHAEL BAY IS A TOTAL M&M HEAD»
Posted on June 9, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Candy | M&Ms | Michael Bay | Transformers 2
Man, super lazy rip-offs are the best rip-offs. So funny. This is even better than last year's The Day The Earth Stopped. If Dreamworks tried to take this movie's producers to court, they would just be like "No way,... CONTINUE READING OH GOOD, THE TRANSMORPHERS SEQUEL, YOU GUYS»
Posted on June 8, 2009 in Trailer
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Tags: Michael Bay | Ripoff | Transformers 2 | Transmorphers
So this is how the Great Penis Off of 2009 ends. You may recall that Terminator:Salvation director McG, who despite his name is actually an adult, challenged Transformers 2 director Michael Bay to a penis measuring contest. You know, the... CONTINUE READING MCG HAS A SMALL PENIS IN HIS CHARDONNAY»
Posted on May 13, 2009 in Fake Feuds, Oh, Yuck!
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Tags: McG | Michael Bay | Penises | Terminator: Salvation | Transformers 2
In the coming war between humans and My Little Ponys, little girls will be the true victims. "They will be sparkly, they will have wings, they will smell of glitter and cotton candy, but make no mistake, this will be... CONTINUE READING MY LITTLE PONY: THE REIGN OF BUTTERCUP SPRINKLES»
Posted on May 8, 2009 in Animals On Film, Parodies
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Tags: Michael Bay | My Little Pony | Transformers | Transformers 2
lindsay: Who do you think actually has a bigger penis, McG or Michael Bay? gabe: hmmm gabe: who do I barf has a bigger barf, barf or barf? gabe: is that your question? lindsay: Someone needs to start this national... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHO HAS THE BIGGER PENIS: MCG OR MICHAEL BAY?»
Posted on May 1, 2009 in Feuds, Friday Fight
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Tags: Ben Gibbard | McG | Michael Bay | Nullus | Penises | Terminator 4 | Terminator: Salvation | The Terminator | Transformers | Transformers 2
Transformers 1 was a terrible movie. The opening sequence was pretty exciting, but as soon as they opened their mouths everything went to shit. Shut up, Transformers. And don't even get me started on that scene where they're tiptoeing through... CONTINUE READING EVERYTHING THAT IS GOING TO BE WRONG WITH TRANSFORMERS 2 IN ONE MOMENT»
Posted on May 1, 2009 in Everyone's A Critic, Trailer
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Tags: Megan Fox | Michael Bay | Shia LaBeouf | Transformers 2
Yesterday, USA Today published a list of the robots that will be appearing in this summer's Transformers 2: The Edge of Reason (via /Film, FilmDrunk). I'm not going to republish the entire list here because if you really care (which... CONTINUE READING A FEW ROBOTS THAT WILL NOT BE APPEARING IN TRANSFORMERS 2»
Posted on April 2, 2009 in What America Wants
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Tags: Ben Folds | Robots | Transformers | Transformers 2
Dear The Transformers, Please shut the fuck up. Let me explain. The most exciting part of last night's Real World was seeing the new trailer for your movie. It is even better than the one that showed during the Super... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO THE TRANSFORMERS»
Posted on February 19, 2009 in An Open Letter
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Tags: Arctic Monkeys | Transformers 2
We've been avoiding the Shia LaBeouf car crashtroversy this week for a few reasons: It's celebrity gossip, so BARF The accidents we cover are trampoline accidents Transformers sucked As we know now, of course, Shia has been charged with misdemeanor... CONTINUE READING IF WE'VE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM SHIA LABEOUF'S ACCIDENT, IT'S THAT AUSTRALIA IS AMAZING»
Posted on July 30, 2008 in Celebrity Gossip!
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Tags: Australia | Isabel Lucas | Justice | Shia LaBeouf | Transformers 2
Some local news footage from the set of the Transformers sequel hit the internet today. It includes shots of helicopters flying (amazing), a factory (whoa!), and interviews with people who saw the first movie and are still willing to see... CONTINUE READING TRANSFORMERS 2 ON-SET FOOTAGE IS MORE BORING THAN WATCHING COMPUTERS DRY»
Posted on June 3, 2008 in Behind The Scenes, Local News
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Tags: Michael Bay | Transformers 2
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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