This is ugh log10 to the YIKES power. From Shanghai Daily: A 14-YEAR-OLD boy drank gasoline for five years to obtain "energy" - just as his idols "Bumble Bee" or "Optimus Prime" do in "Transformers," the Sichuan-based West China Metropolis... CONTINUE READING KIDS DRINK GASOLINE TO BECOME A TRANSFORMER THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on July 21, 2009 in
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Tags: Children | China | Gasolina | Robot Uprising | Transformers
All week long, a rumor has been circulating on the Internet that somewhere on the world is a home video of Megan Fox washing Michael Bay's Ferrari. The story would have it that before he cast her in the first... CONTINUE READING EXCLUSIVE: THE LOST FOOTAGE OF MEGAN FOX WASHING MICHAEL BAY'S FERRARI»
Posted on July 8, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Audition Tape | Megan Fox | Michael Bay | Transformers
In the coming war between humans and My Little Ponys, little girls will be the true victims. "They will be sparkly, they will have wings, they will smell of glitter and cotton candy, but make no mistake, this will be... CONTINUE READING MY LITTLE PONY: THE REIGN OF BUTTERCUP SPRINKLES»
Posted on May 8, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Michael Bay | My Little Pony | Transformers | Transformers 2
lindsay: Who do you think actually has a bigger penis, McG or Michael Bay? gabe: hmmm gabe: who do I barf has a bigger barf, barf or barf? gabe: is that your question? lindsay: Someone needs to start this national... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHO HAS THE BIGGER PENIS: MCG OR MICHAEL BAY?»
Posted on May 1, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Ben Gibbard | McG | Michael Bay | Nullus | Penises | Terminator 4 | Terminator: Salvation | The Terminator | Transformers | Transformers 2
Johnny 5 popped a wheelie as he hummed along to his favorite C + C Music Factory song. He could still taste Stephanie's lip gloss on his face receptors. Today was going to be a 1001010101 day, he could just... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: JOHNNY 5 DEFENDS THE HUMAN RACE AGAINST THE DECEPTICONS»
Posted on April 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Short Circuit | Transformers
Yesterday, USA Today published a list of the robots that will be appearing in this summer's Transformers 2: The Edge of Reason (via /Film, FilmDrunk). I'm not going to republish the entire list here because if you really care (which... CONTINUE READING A FEW ROBOTS THAT WILL NOT BE APPEARING IN TRANSFORMERS 2»
Posted on April 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Ben Folds | Robots | Transformers | Transformers 2
Considering how many people emailed me the Lost "What?" video last week, I think it's fair to say that it's going to be the next President of the United States. But before you cast your vote for it at the... CONTINUE READING SUPERCUTS FOR YOUR HEAD»
Posted on April 14, 2008 in
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Tags: CSI: Miami | David Caruso | Lost | Newport Harbor | Shia LaBeouf | Supercuts | Transformers
