All your dreams are finally coming true, girls. A full-length, major motion picture featuring your favorite hero on a wonderful adventure. Probably. "Barbie has to destroy the All-Spark by shoving it into Ken's mouth after a drawn-out shape-shifting battle on... CONTINUE READING HOLLYWOOD IS DEVELOPING A BARBIE MOVIE, LADIES!»
Posted on September 24, 2009 in
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Tags: Barbie | Children | Girls | Movie Adaptations | Toys
Twilight Barbies, you guys. The thing is, this is the first facet of the Twilight phenomenon in awhile that actually makes sense. Twilight cruise? Twilight prom? These are insane things. Dolls? For little girls? OK! I do think that this... CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT BARBIES ARE A USEFUL REMINDER THAT TWILIGHT IS FOR CHILDREN»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Barbie | Kristen Stewart | Robert Pattinson | Toys | Twilight | Vampires
I have a feeling that this isn't as good as I think it is. I have a feeling that I just haven't listened to this song in awhile, and so I'm pleasantly reminded of how good this song is,... CONTINUE READING WU TANG CLAN "DA MYSTERY OF CHESS BOXING" BUT WITH LEGOS»
Posted on July 24, 2009 in
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Tags: Legos | Toys | Wu Tang Clan
(thanks for the tip, Edith) Obviously, it is no coincidence that Rachel Jones has found two separate toys that say "Islam is the light" in her home when no one else in the country has found any toys that... CONTINUE READING WARDEN, THIS WOMAN IS AN IDIOT»
Posted on January 28, 2009 in
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Tags: Children | Racism | Toys
