Tom Cruise walked into the ice cream shop with his hands in his pockets. You always see these gay guys walking around with their hands out of their pockets, hanging by their sides or something. They're all like, Ooh, I'm... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: TOM CRUISE GETS SOME ICE CREAM»
Posted on October 22, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Homophobia | Homosexuals | Ice Cream | Tom Cruise
Aww, poor Tom Cruise! He is really getting hammered in the press this week. Well, he is getting hammered in the on-line interviews with far lesser known people who worked with him a million years ago...press. But still! The "man"... CONTINUE READING TOM CRUISE CAN'T CATCH A BREAK. GOOD. »
Posted on October 21, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Where Were They Then?
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Tags: American Psycho | Bronson Pinchot | Mary Harron | Risky Business | Tom Cruise
Watching this Reuters report, which bears the headline "Pitt, Cruise Excited About Obama" is really funny if you imagine that this is the main way Obama's historic inauguration is being covered for an international audience: And by "funny" I mean... CONTINUE READING GUESS WHO'S EXCITED ABOUT THE INAUGURATION? TOM CRUISE AND BRAD PITT!»
Posted on January 20, 2009 in The News
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Tags: Barack Obama | Brad Pitt | Election 2008 | Tom Cruise
The ill-fated Valkyrie opens next week, starring Tom Cruise as an eye-patch wearing Nazi who organizes a plot to kill Hitler. NO SPOILERS. He's been hitting the interview circuit to promote the movie and to re-establish his image after all... CONTINUE READING TOM CRUISE HAS A LOT IN COMMON WITH THE NAZIS, SAYS TOM CRUISE»
Posted on December 16, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Bryan Singer | Nazis | Tom Cruise | Valkyrie
Weird. Friday night, the Friar's Club had a surprise roast of noted comedian Matt Lauer, and even Tom Cruise showed up to make fun of him (using his own material!) This morning The Today Show aired some "highlights": I know... CONTINUE READING TOM CRUISE ROASTED MATT LAUER FOR SOME REASON»
Posted on October 27, 2008 in Morning Zoo, Stand Up Comedy
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Tags: Al Roker | Brian Williams | Katie Couric | Matt Lauer | Meredith Vieira | The Shins | The Today Show | Tom Cruise
Today marks the 25th Anniversary of the classic '80s sex comedy Risky Business with the release of the Special Edition 25th Anniversary Edition DVD, begging the question, WHAT IS UP WITH RISKY BUSINESS? I just watched it for the... CONTINUE READING THE 25TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER RISKY BUSINESS»
Posted on September 16, 2008 in Everyone's A Critic
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Tags: Rebecca DeMornay | Risky Business | The '80s | Tom Cruise
The word on the street is that that comedy about the making of a movie in the jungle that's the #1 movie in America this week is good. In fact, if there was a Rotten Tomatoes for my friends, the... CONTINUE READING HEY, IT'S YOU-KNOW-WHO'S CAMEO IN YOU-KNOW-WHAT ON YOU-KNOW-WHAT-TUBE»
Posted on August 20, 2008 in Bootlegs
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Tags: Aimee Mann | Coachella | Tom Cruise | Tropic Thunder
lindsay: So Tropic Thunder Will Totally Revive Tom Cruise's Career And He Will Finally Win An Oscar gabe: you're retarded gabe: he's not going to win an oscar gabe: you need to get serious lindsay: people are saying that gabe:... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: TOM CRUISE»
Posted on August 8, 2008 in Friday Fight
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Tags: Oscars | Tom Cruise | Tropic Thunder
Someone's ego's writing checks his fan base can't cash if (big if) Tom Cruise really thinks anyone wants a Top Gun sequel. From The Sun via Golden Fiddle: An insider said: "The idea is Maverick is at the Top Gun... CONTINUE READING LET'S HOPE THE TOP GUN SEQUEL IDEA CRASHES AND BURNS»
Posted on July 21, 2008 in Bad Idea Jeans, Sequels
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Tags: Tom Cruise | Top Gun
The release of Valkyrie, the one where Tom cruise dresses up like a Nazi, has been pushed back until February 2009. But here's what the trailer for the movie would have looked like if it was coming out this summer?... CONTINUE READING TOM CRUISE CAN'T ACT HIS WAY OUT OF A PAPER EYE-PATCH»
Posted on June 9, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Tom Cruise | Valkyrie
Clearly, Tom Cruise's official website is telling us something. Something is going to happen at noon Eastern Daylight Time today. Here is what we know: The flashing "25" is because of the 25th Anniversary of Risky Business, which Tom will... CONTINUE READING TOMCRUISE.COM IS SCARING US»
Posted on May 5, 2008 in Daytime Talk Shows, Wait For It...
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Tags: Risky Business | Tom Cruise
Right now, as you know, Tom Cruise is on Oprah ostensibly promoting the 25th anniversary of Risky Business by saying the word "Suri" over and over (11 times so far), and watching it I just thought, "You know, the thing... CONTINUE READING TOM CRUISE'S OPRAH APPEARANCE IS WORKING»
Posted on May 2, 2008 in Daytime Talk Shows, Free Advertising
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Tags: Oprah | Risky Business | Tom Cruise
A lot of people are talking about how Connor Cruise, adopted son of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, has landed his first role (non-speaking) in an upcoming Will Smith movie. The consensus seems to be that this is a textbook... CONTINUE READING CONNOR CRUISE WASTES HIS NEPOTISTIC POTENTIAL»
Posted on April 23, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Connor Cruise | Scientology | The Pursuit Of Happyness | Tom Cruise | Will Smith
Netflix is about discovery and learning. Here are my picks of the hundred or so DVDs releasing today (this is not a Netflix ad - many, many DVDs are only on Netflix. Also I love Netflix and they have great... CONTINUE READING QUEUE UP: THIS WEEK'S WEIRD NETFLIX RELEASES: DRUMBASSADOR OF LOVE»
Posted on April 8, 2008 in Free Advertising, Queue Up!
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Tags: Netflix | Tom Cruise
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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