I guess the original video footage of Baseball Hall-of-Famer George Brett chatting it up with the boys about how much he shits his pants is old. It's weird that in my insatiable hunger for all things sports, I somehow missed... CONTINUE READING CLASSIC LOCKER ROOM TALK (NOW WITH AUTO-TUNE)»
Posted on September 16, 2009 in Sports
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Tags: Awesome | Baseball | George Brett | Shit | Toilets
Oh babies. With their malleable approach to language and their fixation on the minute bodily functions that govern their day-to-day lives. Of course, within the blink of history's eye, these little angels will be sitting on a ratted out... CONTINUE READING KIDS HAVE EUPHEMISMS FOR PEEPING AND POOPING THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on September 10, 2009 in Animals On Film
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Tags: Children | Pee | Sesame Street | Toilets
I recognize that we live in a new era of over-communication, where every dull moment of our quotidian lives is meticulously recorded and broadcast. That's just the way things are now. Your mom logged onto Facebook this morning and updated... CONTINUE READING PRO-TIP: NOT EVERY PIECE OF SHIT HAS TO BE PUT ON YOUTUBE»
Posted on August 26, 2009 in WebJunk, WTF, YouTube?
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Tags: Children | Shit | Toilets | Ugh | YouTube
Evidence #3224: whether or not this girl's toilet paper prank against her dad is effective or hilarious (neither) is overshadowed by the fact that this girl should STOP VIDEOTAPING HER DAD GOING TO THE BATHROOM. Ugh, pranks!... CONTINUE READING PRANKS ARE THE WORST: AN ON-GOING STUDY»
Posted on July 14, 2009 in Pranks And Stunts
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Tags: Dads | Toilet Paper | Toilets | Yuck
From the latest issue of Goop (via GoldenFiddlr), you guys: Doo Doo. Perfect. She probably wrote this one herself because she didn't trust her ghostwriter to get the tone right. Nailed it. I'm not entirely clear on the difference between... CONTINUE READING GWYNETH PALTROW WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW ABOUT HER BOWEL MOVEMENTS»
Posted on July 9, 2009 in Oh, Yuck!
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Tags: Assholes | Goop | Gwyneth Paltrow | Toilets
You know who uses dry, ordinary toilet paper? Poor people. Introducing Aaah™, a revolutionary new product that allows you to squirt a dollop of aloe-infused foam onto your toilet paper, making your toilet paper a little bit damp. And it... CONTINUE READING MAKE YOUR ORDINARY TOILET PAPER EXTRAORDINARY, AND SLIGHTLY DAMP»
Posted on June 30, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Aah | Inventions | Toilet Paper | Toilets
Dear You Guys, So for the past 15 months I've gotten to help plan and launch a totally unique new website, working with a team made up entirely of people who were already my friends on an idea so crazy... CONTINUE READING HAVE A GREAT SUMMER AND STAY SWEET, YOU GUYS!»
Posted on June 26, 2009 in Alternate Endings
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Tags: 30 Rock | Alan Alda | Alec Baldwin | Amy Poehler | Andy Rooney | Babies | Bunnies | Cats | Christians | Dogs | Intervention | Jason Segel | Jesus | Jon Hamm | Judd Apatow | Kal Penn | Kids | Kittens | Mad Men | Mark Gormley | Obsessed | Party Down | Paul Rudd | Puppies | Sarah Silverman | The Room | Tina Fey | Tiptoes | Toilets | Vaginas
Advertising Executive 1: Gene, baby, we've got to get the word out on the streets about the new season of your reality show, and we've got some ideas. Gene Simmons: Hit me. Advertising Executive 2: A urinal cake. With... CONTINUE READING GENE SIMMONS, THE WORLD'S MOST DIGNIFIED MAN»
Posted on June 16, 2009 in Viral Marketing
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Tags: Devendra Banhart | Gene Simmons | Gene Simmons Family Jewels | Pee | Toilets | Yikes
I don't know what's creepier: all the crazy eyes here, the little girl, "all day and (looks at boyfriend)...night," or the line "I really do love my Biffy." Just what are all these women implying?: You know what they say:... CONTINUE READING CRAZY LADIES LOVE THE BIFFY BIDET»
Posted on April 8, 2009 in Commercials, Creepy
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Tags: Toilets
You know those cable access commercials promising you an exciting life in computer animation? Well, this is what they meant. LIVE IT UP. To be fair, we can tease the graduates of Mr. Bo Jangles School Of Computer Animation all... CONTINUE READING PRESENTING THE PIXAR OF ANIMATED SHOWER TOILET SEAT COMMERCIALS»
Posted on March 18, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Alexa Chung | Arctic Monkeys | Pixar | Toilets
Oh. My. God. This is a real promo for "The Quattro" toilet by St. Thomas Creations, demonstrating its ability to flush carrots, chess pieces, and many more things that were not gross until now: Ahhh! While it's understandable that they... CONTINUE READING CREEPY PROMO DEMONSTRATES TOILET'S AMAZING FLUSHING TECHNOLOGY»
Posted on March 5, 2009 in Commercials, Gross
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Tags: Toilets
Hey, look, there's a restaurant in Taiwan where you sit on toilets while you eat! That sounds much more suited to a really funny mid-90's sketch on HBO than real life, and it was! Remember (or see for the first... CONTINUE READING LIFE IMITATES MR. SHOW: THE TOILET RESTAURANT»
Posted on February 19, 2009 in Sketch Comedy
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Tags: Arctic Monkeys | Becky Thyre | Bob Odenkirk | David Cross | Jay Johnston | John Ennis | Mr. Show With Bob And David | Toilets
We don't watch Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles because we're not retarded, but this photo series from Pink is the New Blog's post about last night's episode in which Shirley Manson from the band Garbage uses her robot powers to... CONTINUE READING SPOILER ALERT: SHIRLEY MANSON IS A TOILET»
Posted on September 9, 2008 in Bad Idea Jeans
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Tags: Shirley Manson | Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles | Toilets
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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