Dear Mom, I understand the desire to preserve every moment in your child's life. I'm not a mother myself, but I do have tiny cousins and I think many my friends are very cute, so I'm empathetic to…   Read Story »

You know, at a certain point we ARE going to have to decide whether or not it's best to just shut down the whole Internet. I'm not saying we have to solve the problem today necessarily (although my…   Read Story »

"Look, there's no easy way to say this, but I think we should break up. I know. I'm sorry. What? Oh come on, your dad never liked me that much anyway, I don't think he's going to be that upset that…   Read Story »

Sorry, I know that you've probably already seen this video, being such an active member in the YouTube "toilet video community." This is you: "a tour of the toilets in ToiletFanExtreme's…   Read Story »

THIS JUST IN! BREAKING NEWS! ACTOR JEREMY PIVEN (Car 54, Where Are You?, The Family Man) DROPPED HIS PHONE IN THE TOILET AT A SUSHI RESTAURANT OVER THE WEEKEND. WE REPEAT: JEREMY PIVEN (Don King:…   Read Story »

I have often said that if I ever won an Oscar, I would keep it in the bathroom as a conversation piece. I'm sure that I picked up this GREAT and serious idea that is real and that I will definitely…   Read Story »

I guess the original video footage of Baseball Hall-of-Famer George Brett chatting it up with the boys about how much he shits his pants is old. It's weird that in my insatiable hunger for all things…   Read Story »

Oh babies. With their malleable approach to language and their fixation on the minute bodily functions that govern their day-to-day lives. Of course, within the blink of history's eye, these little…   Read Story »

I recognize that we live in a new era of over-communication, where every dull moment of our quotidian lives is meticulously recorded and broadcast. That's just the way things are now. Your mom logged…   Read Story »

Evidence #3224: whether or not this girl's toilet paper prank against her dad is effective or hilarious (neither) is overshadowed by the fact that this girl should STOP VIDEOTAPING HER DAD GOING TO…   Read Story »