There's a girl who can't stop sneezing, which is as good a reason to put her on the Today show as anything. What else are they going to talk about? How to barbecue in winter weather? Dog pillows? That show... CONTINUE READING KIDS CAN'T STOP SNEEZING THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on November 12, 2009 in Backlashes
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Tags: Children | Sneezing | Today Show
Nora, the piano playing cat, was on the Today Show this morning. As usual, Natalie Morales with the tough questions: some cynics might wonder if you put catnip on the keys? As we all know, when it comes to making... CONTINUE READING LIFE IMITATES INTERNET: NORA THE PIANO CAT PLAYING ON THE TODAY SHOW »
Posted on August 19, 2009 in Cute As Balls
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Tags: Cats | of Montreal | Pianos | Today Show
As 2008 drew to a close, I quietly released Al Roker from jail. The fact of the matter is that I still find him to be an insufferable beacon of mediocrity, bobbing along in a tepid sea of condescending disingenuous... CONTINUE READING WHOOPS, SEND AL ROKER BACK TO JAIL»
Posted on February 10, 2009 in Backlashes
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Tags: Al Roker | Kathie Lee Gifford | Today Show
Matt Lauer, Meredith Vieira, Al Roker, and the other one, played Rock Band on the Today Show this morning. It's one of the most excruciating things I have ever seen. It's like watching Ricky Gervais and Larry David have sex.... CONTINUE READING KATHIE LEE GIFFORD THROWS AL ROKER UNDER THE BUS»
Posted on July 30, 2008 in Morning Zoo
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Tags: Al Roker | Hoda Kotb | Kathie Lee | Meredith Vieira | Today Show
Earlier this week George Bush appeared on Deal or No Deal to boost the morale of a soldier who was competing. Tuesday morning, Laura Bush guest hosted the Today show with some wedding tips and a charming anecdote about what's... CONTINUE READING PRESIDENT AND LAURA BUSH LIKE/BOMB THE SAME THINGS YOU DO»
Posted on April 24, 2008 in Politics
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Tags: American Idol | Deal Or No Deal | George Bush | Laura Bush | Today Show
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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