The Spanish Cultural Ministry's Film Institute has given Saw VI an X rating and it will only be shown in porno theaters. Een Spain, porn tortures you! (I'm sure I did that joke right.)... CONTINUE READING OH SI, THERE WILL BE THE SPANISH WORD FOR BLOOD»
Posted on October 23, 2009 in Good Idea Jeans
(12 comments)
Tags: Horror | Jigsaw | Porno | Saw VI | Spain | Tobin Bell
A deal has already been struck for Saw VII, or as I like to call it, Saw ))((.... CONTINUE READING OH YES, THERE WILL BE ANOTHER GODDAMNED SAW MOVIE»
Posted on July 24, 2009 in What America Wants
(23 comments)
Tags: Jigsaw | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Saw VII | Tobin Bell
Saw is fucking stupid. And I'm just going to assume that all of the sequels are equally fucking stupid. (Probably not as stupid as the Saw roller coaster, though.) Personally, I have not seen them. I recognize that it's a... CONTINUE READING THIS RED BAND CLIP FROM SAW VI IS EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THE SAW FRANCHISE»
Posted on July 23, 2009 in Hate-Watching
(72 comments)
Tags: Fucking Liars | Horror Survival | Nightmares | Saw | Saw II | Saw III | Saw IV | Saw V | Saw VI | Tobin Bell
This is one of the strangest, creepiest PSAs I've ever seen. Saw's Tobin Bell for the American Red Cross on how they "want your blood": I guess it's not enough that the movies are "about" "teaching" people to "appreciate their... CONTINUE READING TOBIN BELL CLAIMS THE SAW MOVIES HAVE SAVED OVER 235,000 LIVES»
Posted on September 15, 2008 in Movie Marketing, PSAs
(3 comments)
Tags: Saw | Saw V | The Decemberists | Tobin Bell
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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