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People Falling Down Is Funny, Tila Tequila Falling Down Is The Funniest

Look, people falling down is always funny. Always. Duh Aficionado magazine's special End of the Decade Commemorative Issue. I mean, you don't want people to actually get hurt. We're all human beings trying to make it to the finish line,...  CONTINUE READING PEOPLE FALLING DOWN IS FUNNY, TILA TEQUILA FALLING DOWN IS THE FUNNIEST»

Posted on November 20, 2009 in (29 comments)
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Worlds Been Had Colliding: David Lynch And Tila Tequila Edition

Um... David Lynch: I'm married. Tila Tequila: So what, I'm retarded, too. David Lynch: No, I'm not retarded, I'm married. Tila Tequila: Yes, we're both married or retarded or whatever. So what?! Rhythm is a dancer! My vagina smells like...  CONTINUE READING WORLDS BEEN HAD COLLIDING: DAVID LYNCH AND TILA TEQUILA EDITION»

Posted on April 1, 2009 in (7 comments)
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You Can Make It Up: Tila Tequila Goes To Court

Tila Tequila put on her formal work thong and checked in the mirror to make sure she was wearing too much "labial pink" lipstick. She used a lint roller to get any remaining fuzz from her zebra-skin-printed-fur-lined-handcuffs off her power...  CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: TILA TEQUILA GOES TO COURT»

Posted on December 4, 2008 in (5 comments)
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With Friends Like Tila Tequila Who Needs Friends Like Tila Tequila

It's 2008. Making fun of Tila Tequila is like making fun of fish in a barrel. We are beyond that. And you know what, she won. Good for her. She may be borderline mentally retarded, but she counted all of...  CONTINUE READING WITH FRIENDS LIKE TILA TEQUILA WHO NEEDS FRIENDS LIKE TILA TEQUILA»

Posted on December 3, 2008 in (10 comments)
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Diablo Cody And Tila Tequila Have The Same Taste In Men: Johnny Depp

  Pretty much the only thing that deserved immediate attention at last night's MTV Movie Awards (besides Verne Troyer's apparent coke fit) was the dreamy Johnny Depp, whose acceptance of two awards, Best Comedic Performance and Best Villain, earned him...  CONTINUE READING DIABLO CODY AND TILA TEQUILA HAVE THE SAME TASTE IN MEN: JOHNNY DEPP»

Posted on June 2, 2008 in (0 comments)
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Queue Up: Finally, Mannequin 2 Comes To DVD

Netflix is about discovery and learning. Here are my picks of the hundred or so DVDs releasing today (this is not a Netflix ad - many, many DVDs are only on Netflix. Also I love Netflix and they have great...  CONTINUE READING QUEUE UP: FINALLY, MANNEQUIN 2 COMES TO DVD»

Posted on April 16, 2008 in (2 comments)
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