Does this mean the show is over? Because I'm pretty sure she just won.... CONTINUE READING BETHENNY FRANKEL IS LEAVING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK»
Posted on July 16, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Reality TV, Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Bethenny Frankel | The Real Housewives Of New York City
Will one of you please answer this Real Housewives of New York casting call and get on this show? DESTROY THE MACHINE FROM THE INSIDE!... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CASTING CALL»
Posted on June 22, 2009 in Casting Calls
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New York City
For all that talk of how Bravo couldn't fit it all into one episode, it really seems like they could have fit it all into one episode. At one point, as they cut to commercial, Andy "I Drink Alone A... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: REUNION, PT. 2»
Posted on May 15, 2009 in Hate-Watching
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New York City
By the end of last night's FIRST HOUR of the LEGENDARY TWO-PART The Real Housewives of New York Reunion episode, I felt like I had just undergone some kind of Abu Grhaibian torture session. I'm not saying that watching a... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: REUNION»
Posted on May 13, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Reality TV
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New York City
And so we find ourselves once again at the end of a season of The Real Housewives of New York. Did we learn anything? No we did not. Did we at least have fun? I am not sure that is... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: SEASON FINALE»
Posted on May 6, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New York City
One morning, Simon woke up and was like "AHHHHHHH! We don't have any WINDOW TREATMENTS!" And by one morning, I mean every morning. It's called the McCord Alarm Clock. Every day at 7:00 AM, Simon wakes his family with cold... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: MOUNTAIN MOLE HILL»
Posted on April 29, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New York City
It's October for the Real Housewives, and you know what that means: do you? Because I have no idea what that means. These women's lives are such vacuous shadowplays of human existence, shuttled from one publicity event to the next,... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: BOO»
Posted on April 22, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New York City
Last week, Jill completed the renovation of her apartment from a somewhat stuffy velveteen condo into Liberace's barf basket. Did you know that Liberace once paid for one of his lovers to get cosmetic surgery to look more like Liberace?... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: WHY IS NO ONE RUNNING THESE WOMEN OVER?»
Posted on April 15, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New York City
Yes! The claws are out! Women be clawin'! After all of the excitement of Fashion Week in the last episode, it's time to find out what really happens when people (people=nightmarish depictions of the soullessness of our modern age) stop... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: FERRARI RED IN TOOTH AND CLAW»
Posted on April 1, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New York City
...And the Post announces that the object of his affection, The Countess Luann de Lesseps of The Real Housewives Of New York, is back on the market. Stay alive no matter what occurs, Countess! Gabe will find you! ... CONTINUE READING GABE LEAVES FOR TWO DAYS...»
Posted on March 31, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Lollapalooza | Luann De Lesseps | The Real Housewives Of New York City
It's Fashion Week, the most boring and offensive week of the year! I'm not saying that clothes aren't important. Obviously I don't want to see any of these women's naked bodies. But it's already bad enough watching these attention-unstarved melty-faced... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: THE CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN PROBLEM»
Posted on March 25, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New York City
This week, we pick up where we left off, with Ramona telling Bethanney all about the fight that she had with the Cuntess about whether or not her husband is old, which he is. It turns out that Ramona went... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: WOMEN BE RENOVATING!»
Posted on March 18, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New York City
It was only a matter of time before Real Housewife of New York Luann DeLesseps (am I even spelling that right? I hope not, I hope I'm mangling it) got her own blog. I mean, she's basically the Queen of... CONTINUE READING THEY'LL LET ANY ASSHOLE START A BLOG THESE DAYS: LUANN DELESSEPS»
Posted on March 12, 2009 in WebJunk
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Tags: Assholes | Etiquette | Luann De Lesseps | The Real Housewives Of New York City
Alex and Simon have long been the diamond-crusted punching bags of this show. Well, minus the diamonds. Those dummies aren't even that rich! Haha, idiots. But this week, the Cuntess DeLesseps really came into her own as a source of... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: ALEXANDRE DELESSEPS IS AN OLD MAN»
Posted on March 11, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New York City
Kelly Killoren Bensimon has been arrested! For assault! From the NY Daily News: Kelly Killoren Bensimon, 40, was arrested last week for misdemeanor assault after 30-year-old Nicholas Stefanov called cops, saying she punched him. Bensimon, who appears on Bravo's hit... CONTINUE READING THE NEWEST REAL HOUSEWIFE OF NEW YORK IS AN ASSHOLE»
Posted on March 10, 2009 in Behind The Scenes, Justice
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Tags: Crime | Fighting | Kelly Killoren Bensimon | The Real Housewives Of New York City
Remember when John Updike died? That was sad. He was such a good writer. But I like to think that in some small way, using the title of one of his famous novels of mid-century malaise as a throwaway pun-based... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: THE BITCHES OF EASTWICK»
Posted on March 4, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Sonic Youth | The Flaming Lips | The Real Housewives Of New York City
This show is like a screensaver for your TV. It's mildly hypnotic and nothing actually happens. It's like flying toasters, if all the toasters were snipy bitches with status anxiety. Man, remember flying toasters? Defined an era. What do you... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: WHEN IN ROME, WEAR A SPEEDO»
Posted on February 25, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Emmys | The Real Housewives Of New York City
Oh great. Time to catch up with these wonderful ladies. I can't wait to see what they've all been up to! (I can wait to see what they've all been up to. Forever.) Within the first five minutes of the... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: THE SEVENTH HOUSEWIFE»
Posted on February 18, 2009 in Hate-Watching, Reality TV
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New York City
It's the last week of Late Night with Conan O'Brien before he packs it up and moves to LA to take over for Jay Leno, kind of. Whatever, we don't have to get into that. Jay Leno is a chin... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK HAUNT THE REST OF US»
Posted on February 17, 2009 in Animals On Film, Late Night, Reality TV
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Tags: Conan O'Brien | Girl Talk | The Real Housewives Of New York City
In the run-up to the first season of The Real Housewives of New York, I played a game of Marry, Fuck, Kill, in which I ranked all of the women accordingly based on nothing more than their photos and their... CONTINUE READING M/F/K: THE NEW REAL HOUSEWIFE OF NEW YORK»
Posted on January 14, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Kelly Killoren Bensimon | The Real Housewives Of New York City
(This week, we're highlighting some of our favorite Videogum posts / video-related moments of 2008. So that's why things look different, and are old, this week. Happy Almost New Year!) Originally posted on Videogum on April 7, 2008: Following in... CONTINUE READING M/F/K: THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK »
Posted on December 29, 2008 in MFK, Reality TV, Rerun
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New York City | The Real Housewives Of Orange County
Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen, the Brooklyn couple from TRHONYC are writing a parenting book, but not about parenting, about how to get a passport for an infant so you can brag about having taken your infant around the... CONTINUE READING THAT COUPLE FROM THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC ARE WRITING A PARENTING BOOK»
Posted on December 22, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Alex McCord | Simon Van Kempen | The Real Housewives Of New York City
The New York Post has a gossip item today about Luann De Lesseps, one of the most wretched people on Earth. You may remember "the countess" from the Real Housewives of New York. She was the one who made all... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK'S COUNTESS DE LESSEPS' DATING PRO TIPS»
Posted on September 29, 2008 in Behind The Scenes, Reality TV
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Tags: Luann De Lesseps | Romance | The Real Housewives Of New York City
Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen, the "poor" socialites from The Real Housewives Of NYC, have signed on for another season of the show to begin filming "imminently" and have hired a publicist to keep them in the news.... CONTINUE READING IF IT HIRES A PUBLICIST LIKE AN UMBRELLA, IT'S PROBABLY AN UMBRELLA»
Posted on June 23, 2008 in Interviews, Reality TV
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Tags: Alex McCord | Simon Van Kempen | The Real Housewives Of New York City
Rachel Dratch tells the oddly disembodied Bravotv.com A-List Awards red-carpet interviewer about her love for The Real Housewives Of NYC. I hope Rachel's presence on the red carpet means she's getting work now. She's great. The Real Housewives Of NYC... CONTINUE READING BUT WHAT DOES RACHEL DRATCH THINK ABOUT THE REAL HOUSEWIVES?»
Posted on June 13, 2008 in Interviews, Reality TV
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Tags: Rachel Dratch | The Real Housewives Of New York City
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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