Last night, at midnight, with very little fanfare, Bravo launched a new weekly late night talk show hosted by Andy "When I Grow Up I'm Going to Exploit Teenagers for Money and Try to Get Famous by Interviewing Monsters" Cohen.... CONTINUE READING BRAVO'S WATCH WHAT HAPPENS: LIVE: A TRAIN WRECK: LIVE IS WHAT HAPPENS»
Posted on July 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Andy Cohen | Bravo | Sarah Jessica Parker | The Real Housewives Of New Jersey | Watch What Happens: Live
Really? Michael Jackson is dead, Lindsay is leaving, and we're supposed to talk about the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion? As if we actually care? Because let's all please be honest with ourselves, we do not care. Oh, we... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: REUNION EPISODES»
Posted on June 26, 2009 in ,
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
So, during my coverage of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, I made a lot of jokes about how I was in love with Dina and I was going to marry her. And it's like they always say, IT'S FUNNY... CONTINUE READING HERE IS MY WEDDING TO DINA MANZO THAT REALLY HAPPENED»
Posted on June 25, 2009 in
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Tags: Dina Manzo | The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
The season finale of the Real Housewives of New Jersey has been a constant presence since the show began. It's all been building up to this fateful dinner party, with the yelling, and the fighting, and the spilling. Such suspense... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: SEASON FINALE»
Posted on June 17, 2009 in
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
After all of the drama with Danielle, the girls just need to get away. Sure. I think everyone can relate to the experience of just wanting to take a camera crew to Atlantic City to escape from the headache of... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: THE DULL CALM BEFORE THE SHIT STORM»
Posted on June 10, 2009 in
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
We need to get to Danielle, obviously, since this whole season has clearly been predicated on her from the beginning, and fair enough to the producers for even dragging the rest out this long until we can finally get to... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: DON'T JUDGE A FACE BY ITS SURGERY»
Posted on June 3, 2009 in
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
Teresa's daughter didn't land the role in the movie with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, but that doesn't mean that Teresa is going to stop pouring tons of nervous Diet Red Bull energy into making her daughter semi-famous/miserable. This week, they... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE WHO NEEDS BOTOX (HINT: EVERYONE?)»
Posted on May 27, 2009 in
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Tags: Girls | The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
I did not recap the premiere episode last week because I was still picking the pieces of my blown mind out of the carpet after Kelly Bensimon reshaped my understanding of how logic works. It comes from the greek word... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: WOMEN BE RELATED!»
Posted on May 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Pixies | The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
You can now watch a full half-hour preview of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Or, you could spend two seconds imagining what a half hour preview special about this show would be like, and be absolutely right.... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY LOOKS LIKE IT SOUNDS»
Posted on April 9, 2009 in
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
Ay-ay-ay. Yup. Bravo has announced a new Housewives spin-off, premiering May 12: The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Boom goes the mind-amite. It's going to be like The Black Real Housewives of Atlanta Plus Kim, but with white people, but... CONTINUE READING M/F/K: THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY»
Posted on March 18, 2009 in ,
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Tags: The Edge | The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
