Dear Bravo, I guess it would be hard to run a TV station on the evening of an historic presidential election when it doesn't make any sense for you to broadcast the returns. But seriously, Bravo? You're airing a new... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO BRAVO»
Posted on November 4, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Bravo | Paul McCartney | Scare Tactics | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
The reality TV industry is built on humiliation. No duh. Come on, Gabe, these guys aren't idiots. They know. Some shows are structured entirely on the embarrassment and public ridicule of their stars. And in the case of VH1, an... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: HOW EMBARRASSING!»
Posted on October 29, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: DeShawn Snow | Kim Zolciak | Lisa Wu Hartwell | NeNe Leakes | Sheree Whitfield | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
Kim Zolciak, the only white housewife in Altanta, who is also not a wife, is a fucking liar. Look, giving people on reality TV a hard time for contradicting themselves or for engaging in self-serving, sub-respectable behavior is like shooting... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: KIM ZOLCIAK IS A FUCKING LIAR»
Posted on October 22, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Fucking Liars | Kim Zolciak | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
One gets the sense that the main goal in this new season of Real Housewives is to make everything bigger. By moving the show to Atlanta where there's just more physical space they can show extravagance and wealth on a... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: WHO IS THE WORST MOM?»
Posted on October 15, 2008 in Reality TV
(28 comments)
Tags: Coachella | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
The Real Housewives of Atlanta premiered last night, proving that horrible people aren't confined to California and New York, but exist in every major city. And they're not all white, either! There are some terrible black people out there, too!... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: A RACE TO THE WORST»
Posted on October 8, 2008 in Reality TV
(10 comments)
Tags: Coachella | DeShawn Snow | Kim Zolciak | Lisa Wu Hartwell | M.I.A. | NeNe Leakes | Sheree Whitfield | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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