Dear the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Goodbye! Last night, of course, marked the finale of your second season, so in some senses this could have been goodbye for now. A temporary hiatus, as you all go back to your foreclosing... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA»
Posted on October 23, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Kandi Burress | Kim Zolciak | Lisa Wu Hartwell | NeNe Leakes | Sheree Whitfield | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
Oh, good. Now you, too, can be a melty-faced mentally disabled transvestite swamp monster with a wildly distorted self-image! Boo*! To be fair, that is terrifying. I'm usually supportive of people who are willing to play along with a joke... CONTINUE READING THE KIM ZOLCIAK HALLOWEEN COSTUME IS A JOKE»
Posted on October 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Halloween | Kim Zolciak | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta | Wine
This show does not even make sense anymore. It can't keep its false allegiances straight. The first thing that happened last night is Sheree met up with Kim to plan Kandi's engagement party? Huh? The last time Kim and Sheree... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S02E10: BEAST FRENEMIES FOREVER»
Posted on October 16, 2009 in
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
This week's episode opens with Kim shopping for children's clothes, and treating the saleswoman like garbage. OH, KIM, WILL YOUR NIGHTMARE EXISTENCE ON THIS MORTAL PLANE NEVER CEASE? Will someone please carry her wig to the top of Mount Doom... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S02E09: LADIES, START YOUR FACES!»
Posted on October 9, 2009 in ,
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Tags: The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
Kim is planning a joint birthday party for her and Kandi. She explains that she was going to have a birthday party anyway, and since Kandi's birthday is coming up, she figured it would be nice to include her. Wigga,... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S02E08: WHO DISTURBED OUR SWAMP?!»
Posted on October 2, 2009 in
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Isn't it always this way? The season usually begins off peacefully enough, with light lunches heavy on the white wine where the ladies catch each other up on what they've been doing between taping. And then a few episodes before... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: THE BLACK VAGINA MONOLOGUES»
Posted on September 25, 2009 in
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Sheree is in the gym, working out with her trainer, who has trained some of the "top celebrities" in Atlanta. Haha. No offense, Atlanta, but one person's celebrity ceiling is another person's celebrity floor, if you know what I mean,... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: ALTER-INFLATED-EGOS»
Posted on September 18, 2009 in
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These women are keeping very busy in their world that doesn't make any sense. Like, Lisa is starting her own fashion line (no word this season on her real estate company, or her jewelry line? One must assume that they... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: DON'T BE TARDY FOR THE WIG PARTY»
Posted on September 11, 2009 in
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Lisa and Nene go shopping. Nene and Kim get pedicures. Kim and Kandi eat nachos. All of these women obviously hate each other so much, but the strictures of the show that they have agreed to be on demand that... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: KIM ZOLCIAK IS A ONE WOMAN FACE/OFF»
Posted on August 28, 2009 in
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I did not recap last week's episode because I was on vacation, and I'm never going to recap last week's episode. That's one of the rules of The Real Housewives, you can never look back. If you do, you will... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: KING TUT IS ROLLING IN HIS SARCOPHAGUS»
Posted on August 21, 2009 in
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Kim Zolciak from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, the melty-faced living nightmare with a closet full of trashy clothes that don't even fit her, has long made her wish and dream to be a successful singer known. One assumes that... CONTINUE READING REAL HOUSEWIFE OF ATLANTA KIM ZOLCIAK'S FIRST SINGLE IS THE BOMB (DESTROYING YOUR EARS) »
Posted on August 19, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Kim Zolciak | of Montreal | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
Both figuratively and literally. Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim called the police after being "attacked" by Real Housewife of Atlanta Nene. Fair enough. But does she really have to use the call as publicity for the new season and also... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA ARE LOSING THEIR SHIT»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in , ,
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Tags: Crime | Economic Crisis | Kim Zolciak | Lisa Wu Hartwell | NeNe Leakes | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
I suppose it's impossible to say exactly what you would do if your fortunes were to change dramatically for the richer. Maybe you WOULD start wearing those button down dress shirts with sequined skulls and screen-printed angel wings with your... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: MAKE YOUR HATERS YOUR MOTIVATORS»
Posted on August 7, 2009 in
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Oh, ladies. I can't say that I have missed you. That would be the wrong word. But I have definitely somethinged you. Not seen you? That's probably it. It's difficult to believe that a whole year has gone by and... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: IS THIS REAL LIFE?»
Posted on July 31, 2009 in
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Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak's blog is temporarily down due to non-payment. That is funny to us. How much does a reality "star"'s blog cost to keep online these days anyway? Four dollars? Five dollars? Good thing it's not... CONTINUE READING KIM ZOLCIAK SPENT ALL HER MONEY ON HER LAST WIG OR WHAT?»
Posted on February 23, 2009 in
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Tags: Blogs | Kim Zolciak | of Montreal | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
The annual Sundance Film Festival kicked off yesterday. Now, we all know that what mythically started as an enthusiastic enclave for independent filmmakers has long ago degenerated into a week-long, sweaty-palmed, Red Bull-fueled, is that Dax Shepard?, Entourage-y nightmare. There's... CONTINUE READING THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL HAS NUKED THE WIG (SORRY), OR WHATEVER»
Posted on January 16, 2009 in
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Tags: Kim Zolciak | M.I.A. | Sundance | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
After a nice, long vacation it can be hard to know where to even begin to pick up the thread again. I could spend the whole morning banging my head against the wall trying to figure out what was still... CONTINUE READING KIM ZOLCIAK'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS TO HAVE THE WORST BLOG»
Posted on January 5, 2009 in , ,
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Bravo has picked up a second season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. It will not, as previously rumored, be renamed The Fake Homeless Liars And Also Lisa Wu Hartwell Of Atlanta.... CONTINUE READING KIM ZOLCIAK BETTER GET HER WIG SHINED»
Posted on December 16, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Bonnaroo | Elvis Costello | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
Defamer dug up this local news clip from FOX 5 that goes IN DEPTH into the NeNe Leakes eviction scandal. The first couple minutes just remind us of what we already know, that NeNe and husband Greg do not live... CONTINUE READING NENE LEAKES IS DEFINITELY BROKE, SAYS THIS LADY»
Posted on December 12, 2008 in , ,
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Tags: Animal Collective | Greg Leakes | NeNe Leakes | Scandal | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
Earlier this week, it was reported that NeNe Leakes and her husband Greg were evicted from their Atlanta home due to owing more than 6,000 dollars (AMERICAN!) in unpaid rent. But today, she released a statement (Bravo via Dlisted): The... CONTINUE READING REAL HOUSEWIFE OF ATLANTA NENE LEAKES WAS TOTALLY EVICTED»
Posted on December 4, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Animal Collective | NeNe Leakes | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
US Weekly is reporting that Real Housewife of Atlanta NeNe Leakes has been evicted from her home! Oh no! Stay strong, NeNe! No matter how rough things get, remember this: at least you're not Kim Zolciak. Silver lining!... CONTINUE READING YOU RENT TO OWN AND YOU LOVE IT, GIRL»
Posted on December 3, 2008 in , ,
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Tags: Lollapalooza | NeNe Leakes | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
There were so many preview clips on-line in the run-up to the Housewives reunion that it was kind of anti-climactic. Sure, it's exciting for NeNe to threaten to pull Kim's wig off, and even the moderator (Andy "Whoops, My Life!"... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: KIM ZOLCIAK DOES NOT HAVE CANCER»
Posted on November 26, 2008 in
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Tags: DeShawn Snow | Kim Zolciak | Lisa Wu Hartwell | NeNe Leakes | Sheree Whitfield | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
I AM SO DRUNK! Last night's finale was everything that could have been hoped for in a low rent, third tier cable reality show about downmarket socialites in Atlanta, Georgia. There was fighting! And empty attempts at peacemaking! There was... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?»
Posted on November 19, 2008 in ,
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Tags: DeShawn Snow | Kim Zolciak | Lisa Wu Hartwell | NeNe Leakes | Sheree Whitfield | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
The finale of The Real Housewives of Atlanta is tonight. That was easy. How long was the season, three episodes? Perfect. That's plenty of episodes to get to know these wonderful ladies, and Kim. I'm going to be sad to... CONTINUE READING THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA FINALE DRINKING GAME»
Posted on November 18, 2008 in
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Tags: DeShawn Snow | Flight Of The Conchords | Kim Zolciak | Lisa Wu Hartwell | NeNe Leakes | Sheree Whitfield | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
Ellen interviewed Anderson Cooper via satellite on election day, and he talked about his love for The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Now, this video went around yesterday and personally I think Anderson Cooper is full of shit. Anyone who's watched... CONTINUE READING ANDERSON COOPER ADDS SMIRKING FUEL TO THE SADDEST FIRE»
Posted on November 6, 2008 in
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Tags: Anderson Cooper | Ellen | NeNe Leakes | The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
