Ted Danson! You're giving away all of our secrets! What a traitor! President Mystery, throw him in Guy Jail! What is that book he's reading from, anyway? The Big Book Of Boringest Things You Can Think of to Say... CONTINUE READING TED DANSON WAS THE ORIGINAL PICK-UP ARTIST»
Posted on June 29, 2009 in Where Were They Then?
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Tags: Sex | Ted Danson | The Pick Up Artist
Well, here's a real video of Mormon guys demonstrating their best pickup lines. The "You're a tall drink of water, and I'm thirsty!" one is kind of Mormon-filthy!: Whoa, wait a second, this is from 2006 at the earliest. Was... CONTINUE READING THESE MORMON PICKUP LINES WOULD MAKE THE PICKUP ARTIST CRY»
Posted on March 4, 2009 in Video Skeletons, Viral Video
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Tags: Mormons | Sonic Youth | The Flaming Lips | The Pick Up Artist
There is no Pick Up Artist reunion episode. But there is a video from the "Official" Pick Up Artist season 2 finale viewing party, which was a reunion of sorts. The cast is all there for Simeon's triumphant moment. Mystery... CONTINUE READING THE PICK UP ARTIST 2: REUNION EPISODE»
Posted on December 5, 2008 in Reality TV, Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Depeche Mode | Mystery | Reunion Episodes | The Pick Up Artist
After eight long weeks, the students have become the masters. If by students you mean nerds, and if by masters you mean nerds in disguise. After Greg The Liar's shocking elimination last week, it's down to Matt and Simeon. One... CONTINUE READING THE PICK UP ARTIST 2: SEASON FINALE»
Posted on December 1, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Depeche Mode | Mystery | The Pick Up Artist
There is no Sexual Quickfire Challenge this week since it's down to the final three. There is only one challenge, and it is the most dubious and uncomfortable yet. More dubious and uncomfortable than going to a Phoenix-area Denny's and... CONTINUE READING THE PICK UP ARTIST 2: FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS BE ON THIS SHOW»
Posted on November 24, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Cobra Starship | Matador | Mystery | The Pick Up Artist
As we all know (every single one of us), the winner of Season 1 of The Pick Up Artist, Kosmo, turned out to be a struggling actor named Alvaro Orlando, who had an online acting reel and everything. He was... CONTINUE READING FUCKING LIARS: THE PICK UP ARTIST 2 CONTESTANT GREG IS A RINGER!»
Posted on November 17, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Alvaro Orlando | Delahaydge Siren | Fucking Liars | Greg Fellows | Mystery | The Pick Up Artist
It's down to the final four: Rian, Greg, Simeon, and Matt, also known as Crybaby, Plant, Yikes, and Jew. I don't really think Greg is a plant, I GUESS, but I do feel like it would be way easier to... CONTINUE READING THE PICK UP ARTIST 2: MAKE OUT CLUB»
Posted on November 17, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Mystery | The Pick Up Artist
This week, Mystery explains that the boys need to work on their "verbal DHVs," because all of their games are lacking. Wait, all of a sudden saying "Did you guys see the fight outside?" and "My buddies and I just... CONTINUE READING THE PICK UP ARTIST 2: WITH NEGS LIKE THESE WHO NEEDS ENEMIES»
Posted on November 10, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Mystery | The Decemberists | The Pick Up Artist
This week's episode is all about "kino escalation" which is Mystery's Dungeons and Dragons term for "touching girls." The first thing he makes the boys do is tell him on national TV what their sexual experience consists of. This would... CONTINUE READING THE PICK UP ARTIST 2: RISKY SADNESS»
Posted on November 3, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Mystery | The Pick Up Artist
One of the most charming things on this show is the post-elimination consoling that the boys always do with each other. They exchange hugs and express their shock and sadness to see someone leave. It is the simplest example of... CONTINUE READING THE PICK UP ARTIST 2: THE RETURN OF KOSMO»
Posted on October 27, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Mystery | The Pick Up Artist | The Shins
After last week's elimination ceremony in which Mystery told Alex that he was "not ready for this," we find the boys morose and near tears because they all thought that he was talking about them. Enjoy this last moment of... CONTINUE READING THE PICK UP ARTIST 2: SOME PEOPLE JUST SHOOT THEMSELVES IN THEIR OWN FOOT»
Posted on October 20, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: The Pick Up Artist
I don't want to ruin anything for you in the event that you wanted to watch this week's episode of The Pick Up Artist without knowing whether or not it's going to be great, but SPOILER ALERT it is. You... CONTINUE READING SPOILER ALERT: THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF THE PICK UP ARTIST IS GOING TO BE GREAT»
Posted on October 16, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Mystery | The Pick Up Artist
It's here. The second season of The Pick Up Artist. Mystery is back to transform a sad group of socially awkward young men into a sad group of horrible young pussy hounds. And this time they're in Phoenix! I like... CONTINUE READING THE PICK UP ARTIST 2: THIS SHOW IS SMOKIN' BALLS»
Posted on October 13, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Mystery | The Pick Up Artist
In my excitement over The Pickup Artist's second season earlier today, I quickly posted a picture of the new cast, only to realize later that they didn't just add wing-woman Tara (who viewers will remember as the kissing coach from... CONTINUE READING "WINGMAN DOWN" OR "WHO'S WATCHING THE WINGMEN"»
Posted on September 25, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: J-Dawg | Mystery | The Pick Up Artist
Exciting news time. On October 12th, 2008, at 10PM, on VH1, season 2 of The Pickup Artist begins. The original series spawned numerous parody videos, but nothing really compares to the real thing, which is already mostly a parody of... CONTINUE READING OCTOBER 12TH, THE GREATEST SHOW ON TELEVISION RETURNS»
Posted on September 25, 2008 in Reality TV, Wait For It..., What America Wants
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Tags: Mystery | The Pick Up Artist
Realitywanted, the one-stop site for people who want to be on a reality show, any reality show, just put them on TV, seriously, in any context, they don't care, has a page showing who has applied to be on upcoming... CONTINUE READING CHECK OUT THE COMPETITION FOR THE SECOND SEASON OF THE PICKUP ARTIST!»
Posted on April 22, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: Mystery | The Pick Up Artist
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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