Comedy Central has ordered a pilot from The Onion. It's about sports, which some of us (could be anyone, really) don't care about, but, you know, The Onion. Sometimes you have to take a little bit of the boo with... CONTINUE READING AREA MAN SPENDS WEEKEND PROGRAMMING DVR»
Posted on November 6, 2009 in Sports, What America Wants
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Tags: Pilots | The Onion
The Onion might have gone a little too far with this one. Then again, maybe they didn't. There is no way to tell. Mysteries are all around us.... CONTINUE READING VICTIM IN FATAL CAR ACCIDENT TRAGICALLY NOT GLENN BECK»
Posted on November 3, 2009 in WebJunk
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Tags: Glenn Beck | The Onion | Yikes
Obviously that is the saddest award in all of Award Town. But it might be true. This book trailer for the new Onion book is pretty funny. Books are still for nerds, though. Never read them.... CONTINUE READING THE BEST BOOK TRAILER OF ALL TIME?»
Posted on September 30, 2009 in Viral Marketing
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Tags: Books | Courtney Love | The Onion
Last night The Webby's happened. The Webbys are the awards for the best sites on the web that have to run everything they post through a team of lawyers first. And who pay the hefty entry fee to nominate themselves.... CONTINUE READING THE MOST OKAY FIVE WORD SPEECHES FROM LAST NIGHT'S WEBBY AWARDS»
Posted on June 9, 2009 in Awards
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Tags: Cameron Diaz | Jimmy Fallon | Sarah Silverman | The Onion | Trent Reznor
The Onion News Network: LOL. I know it's supposed to be satire, but not knowing anything about non-Wii-sports videogames, I would have assumed we were already there already. The ostrich kills me every time. ... CONTINUE READING HOT NEW VIDEO GAME CONSISTS SOLELY OF SHOOTING PEOPLE POINT-BLANK IN THE FACE»
Posted on April 7, 2009 in Video Games
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Tags: Guns | The Onion
"These shows are basically teaching a skank to believe 'I have to drink Jagermeister shots out of another skank's infected double-pierced belly button or I'm not good enough!'": For someone who runs around obnoxiously proclaiming to never watch these shows,... CONTINUE READING ARE REALITY SHOWS SETTING UNREALISTIC STANDARDS FOR SKANKS?»
Posted on February 5, 2009 in Parodies, Reality TV
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Tags: Jay-Z | Paul McCartney | Skanks | The Onion
The Onion people usually stay pretty behind the scenes, presumably preferring to let their satirical empire speak for itself rather than run around making everyone sick of them. And that's perfect, because it's more of a treat when an Onion... CONTINUE READING TODD HANSON FROM THE ONION WAS ON TV YESTERDAY!»
Posted on July 11, 2008 in Newsmagazines
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Tags: Attack Of The Show | The Onion | Todd Hanson
Usually, we don't post stuff from The Onion, because who isn't already reading The Onion? But it's been in reruns (or whatever) lately and this is just too great for anyone to miss. The Onion News Network's morning show, "Today... CONTINUE READING HOW TO PRETEND YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE ELECTION»
Posted on June 30, 2008 in Parodies, Politics
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Tags: The Onion
Or so goes a new column in The Onion. If this blog was owned by CNN I would introduce this obvious joke with 'THIS IS PARODY AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.' Or, I guess, If I was CNN or... CONTINUE READING NEW VH1 SHOW NOT VH1-Y ENOUGH»
Posted on June 18, 2008 in Reality TV
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Tags: The Onion | VH1
I'm pretty sure that because this is a "viral video" about a "movie trailer" that I'm getting paid double for this post. That's almost four dollars, everyone. Bagel Bites are on me today. ... CONTINUE READING A ROUND OF BAGEL BITES FOR EVERYONE»
Posted on April 15, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: Iron Man | The Onion
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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