"Honey, how many bottles of Achmed syrah should I order for the dinner party tomorrow night? Well, sure, a case, but we'll go through that, you know how Tom drinks, and if we're going to spend the money on... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR WINE: JEFF DUNHAM WINE»
Posted on November 6, 2009 in Dream Merch
(48 comments)
Tags: Jeff Dunham | The Jeff Dunham Show | Wine
Before I talk about last night's premiere of The Jeff Dunham Show on Comedy Central, I would first like to issue a couple of apologies. I'm sorry, Jay Leno, I was wrong. Your comedy is hackneyed, aggressively middlebrow, toothless, and... CONTINUE READING THE JEFF DUNHAM SHOW IS THE WORST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD»
Posted on October 23, 2009 in Hate-Watching
(195 comments)
Tags: Assholes | Brooke Hogan | Homophobia | Jeff Dunham | Misogyny | Puppets | Racism | The Jeff Dunham Show
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