MTV Recycling More Than Just Worn Out Ideas

MTV's new reality show Daddy's Girls appears to be using the exact same "apartment" that Lauren shared with Audrina on The Hills. This would be more scandalous if anyone was going to watch Daddy's Girls (no one is going to... CONTINUE READING MTV RECYCLING MORE THAN JUST WORN OUT IDEAS»

Posted on January 7, 2009 in Bloopers, Reality TV (3 comments)
Tags: Daddy's Girls | MTV | The Hills

How To Make Your Own Wedding Rings, By Heidi And Spencer

(This week, we're highlighting some of our favorite Videogum posts / video-related moments of 2008. So that's why things look different, and are old, this week. And Happy Almost New Year!) Originally posted on Videogum on December 3, 2008: Hi... CONTINUE READING HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN WEDDING RINGS, BY HEIDI AND SPENCER»

Posted on December 30, 2008 in Bad Idea Jeans, Behind The Scenes, Rerun (1 comments)
Tags: Arts And Crafts | Heidi Montag | Spencer Pratt | The Hills | Wedding

Heidi And Spencer Are Even Faker Man And Faker Wife Than We Thought

First Heidi and Spencer got married. Then it was revealed that they weren't legally married, just Mexican Vacation Married. Then it was revealed that their wedding rings were actually discarded sex toys. Then, on this week's episode, we finally saw... CONTINUE READING HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE EVEN FAKER MAN AND FAKER WIFE THAN WE THOUGHT»

Posted on December 17, 2008 in Behind The Scenes, Spoilers (3 comments)
Tags: Fucking Liars | Heidi Montag | Spencer Pratt | The Hills | Wedding

The Hills: Marriage Is Between A Goat Man And A Plastic Woman

I cannot tell you how convenient it is that Diane Von Furstenberg offered Whitney the job right before her spin-off reality show The City premieres. Can you imagine how awkward it would have been if she didn't get the job?!... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN A GOAT MAN AND A PLASTIC WOMAN»

The Hills: Whitney Has Always Dreamed Of Moving To Spin-Off Show City

Most of this week's episode is a build up to the December 29th premiere of Whitney Port's spin-off series, The City, which is too bad because I would much rather have seen them work in a bunch of build up... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: WHITNEY HAS ALWAYS DREAMED OF MOVING TO SPIN-OFF SHOW CITY»

How To Make Your Own Wedding Rings, By Heidi And Spencer

Hi everyone, Heidi Montag here. Spencer wanted to be here today, but he was busy doing some stretching exercises so that he would one day be flexible enough to give himself blowjobs. ANYWAY, as you know, my lover, soulmate, and... CONTINUE READING HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN WEDDING RINGS, BY HEIDI AND SPENCER»

Surfing For Seniors Thinks Your Grandma Is Dummmb

If you thought those CD-Rom ads about "Learning to run a computer" were condescending to old people, they weren't. This is: It seems like it must be hard to describe the internet to an unfamiliar person, but who came up... CONTINUE READING SURFING FOR SENIORS THINKS YOUR GRANDMA IS DUMMMB»

Posted on December 3, 2008 in Viral Video (12 comments)
Tags: Lollapalooza | Nana Pratt | The Hills

The Hills: How Many Pratts Does It Take To Fit In A Jail Cell?

If there is one thing in this world that I love without question it is grandmas. They're basically moms, who are great, but even better. Let's give it up for grandmas, everyone. Let them know. But on last night's episode... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: HOW MANY PRATTS DOES IT TAKE TO FIT IN A JAIL CELL?»

The City Should Be Called The Devil's Public Relations Associate

There's a new, even more detailed trailer for Whitney Port's Hills spinoff, The City: When the first promo for The City came out in October, Gabe astutely noted that Whitney Port herself seems to be barely in the show (he... CONTINUE READING THE CITY SHOULD BE CALLED THE DEVIL'S PUBLIC RELATIONS ASSOCIATE»

Posted on December 2, 2008 in Reality TV (9 comments)
Tags: Animal Collective | The City | The Devil's Advocate | The Hills | Whitney Port

The Hills: Lauren Conrad Is A Total The C Word

Audrina was talking to her friend Dino and he totally told her that Lauren hooked up with Justin Bobby, but neither Lauren nor Justin will even talk to her about it, and they're both angry that she's even bringing it... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: LAUREN CONRAD IS A TOTAL THE C WORD»

Heidi And Spencer Got Married

According to your boyfriend, Perez Hilton, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have eloped to Mexico. Which is why we are suggesting Mexico be immediately sealed off and left to tear itself apart, Doomsday style. NO OFFENSE, MEXICO. Alternate: "we're going... CONTINUE READING HEIDI AND SPENCER GOT MARRIED»

Posted on November 24, 2008 in Celebrity Gossip!, Soap Operas (3 comments)
Tags: Cobra Starship | Heidi Montag | Spencer Pratt | The Hills | Wedding

The Hills: Still With The Heidi And The Job Thing

First of all, Audrina and Justin Bobby are finally getting serious. OMG, can you believe it? After all these yeazzzzzzzzzz. The thing is, Justin likes hanging out down on Venice Beach because it's so zenlike, but when he gets up... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: STILL WITH THE HEIDI AND THE JOB THING»

The Hills Continues To Pretend Heidi Montag Ever Had A Job To Begin With

This week's episode was mostly a big run up to Whitney Port's spin-off, The City. Kelly Cutrone was like "Whitney and Lauren, I need you to come to New York immediately and pretend like you are working so that we... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS CONTINUES TO PRETEND HEIDI MONTAG EVER HAD A JOB TO BEGIN WITH»

Well, This Didn't Happen: The Hills

Wow. Even if we accept that The Hills is "curated reality" or whatever you call it when it's not reality at all but stars talentless people who portray slightly less boring but still very boring versions of their regular selves,... CONTINUE READING WELL, THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN: THE HILLS»

Posted on November 4, 2008 in Soap Operas (5 comments)
Tags: Heidi Montag | Spencer Pratt | The Hills

Looks Like The Stupid Student Has Become The Stupid Master

There's an article in the NYDN today about Whitney Port's adjustment to life in New York, and what people can look forward to (for lack of a better expression) in her new show, The City. Mostly the article is about...how...busy...Whitney... CONTINUE READING LOOKS LIKE THE STUPID STUDENT HAS BECOME THE STUPID MASTER»

Posted on November 3, 2008 in Behind The Scenes (0 comments)
Tags: Lauren Conrad | The City | The Hills | Whitney Port | Yo La Tengo

The Hills: Pre-Staged Love Will Tear Audrina Apart

This week, Audrina is still hung up on Justin Bobby some more, which actually kind of proves that this show is slightly more "real" than people have been giving it credit for lately. Because if it really was nothing but... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: PRE-STAGED LOVE WILL TEAR AUDRINA APART»

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Heidi And Spencer Are Idiots When It Comes To Politics

Just Jared has some CRAMAZING photos of Heidi and Spencer today. They did a staged photoshoot up in the Hollywood hills to let the world know their political beliefs, because they have political beliefs. The thing is, once you get... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE IDIOTS WHEN IT COMES TO POLITICS»

Whitney Port's New Show To Occasionally Feature Whitney Port

Trailer for Whitney Port's new Hills spin-off, The City, you guys: (via Dlisted) Whitney Port lacks the intellectual capacity to pick the pepperoni off of an entire slice of pizza without getting distracted, much less carry an entire reality show.... CONTINUE READING WHITNEY PORT'S NEW SHOW TO OCCASIONALLY FEATURE WHITNEY PORT»

Posted on October 21, 2008 in Reality TV (10 comments)
Tags: The City | The Hills | Whitney Port

The Hills: Brody Jenner Is Still Alive

It's Brody Jenner's birthday! Oh good. I'm so glad he didn't get run over by a dump truck this year. JUST KIDDING. I don't wish Brody Jenner, or anyone else any physical harm. I hope that everyone lives long and... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: BRODY JENNER IS STILL ALIVE»

NSFW: Audrina Patridge's Breasts

Months ago, Lindsay Robertson put out a call for some screenshots of Jason Segel's penis. Gross, Lindsay Robertson. I mean, the human body is beautiful and blah blah blah, but also no, and don't. Nevertheless, we at Videogum recognize that... CONTINUE READING NSFW: AUDRINA PATRIDGE'S BREASTS»

Posted on October 14, 2008 in NSFW, Reality TV (3 comments)
Tags: Audrina Patridge | Breasts | Nudity | The Hills

The Hills: Holly Montag Is Unnecessary

I refuse to talk about Audrina's boy problems. As far as I'm concerned, Audrina should seal up her vagina with cement. Justin Bobby. He's a HAIRDRESSER. I'm not throwing hairdressers under the bus, but I will throw ridiculous people under... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: HOLLY MONTAG IS UNNECESSARY»

The Hills Is About To Jump The Weirdest Shark

On Saturday, October 18th, at 2PM, MTV is going to be broadcasting a parody of The Hills starring Derek Miller. If this is real, and most indications so far are that it is, this is really, really weird. BWE posted... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS IS ABOUT TO JUMP THE WEIRDEST SHARK»

The Hills: The Lauren And Heidi Feud Is The George W. Bush Of Feuds

Even if you pretend that the characters on The Hills are actual human beings, and that as such they inherently have some kind of value on this Earth (God didn't make no junk, SUPPOSEDLY), there is still the issue of... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: THE LAUREN AND HEIDI FEUD IS THE GEORGE W. BUSH OF FEUDS»

The Hills: Even Osama Bin Laden Had A Mom Once

One of the main things that everyone has noticed and thought about in regards to reality television is WHERE ARE THE PARENTS? Almost every single person who has ever participated on a reality TV show has acted in a way... CONTINUE READING THE HILLS: EVEN OSAMA BIN LADEN HAD A MOM ONCE»

Charlize Theron Breaks Her Legendary Silence On The Hills

Notorious recluse Charlize Theron, a woman known mostly for her reticence to express an opinion, breaks her legendary silence during one of her rare press junkets on the subject of The Hills, declaring it to be "about nothing." (via BWE)... CONTINUE READING CHARLIZE THERON BREAKS HER LEGENDARY SILENCE ON THE HILLS»

Posted on September 23, 2008 in Everyone's A Critic (4 comments)
Tags: Charlize Theron | Eugene Mirman | The Hills