As quickly as it came, it was gone. You feel me, ninjas? It's hard to believe that four days of helicopter rides, men on stilts, barbecue, and rape could fly by so quickly. If only there was a way... CONTINUE READING THE 10TH ANNUAL GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS: REMEMBERED»
Posted on August 11, 2009 in Where Were They Then?
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Tags: Insane Clown Posse | Nightmares | The Gathering Of The Juggalos
Finding herself with an increased amount of spare time to fill, and having run out of walls to blankly stare at, Paul Abdul figured she should get out of the house. It had been a long summer, what with starring... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: PAULA ABDUL ATTENDS THE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS»
Posted on August 6, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Paula Abdul | The Gathering Of The Juggalos
Obviously, you're going to the 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos*. It's your gathering. Everyone is going. Your mom is like, "hold on, let me just grab my diaphragm, my neck pillow, and my hunting knife." But if you've never... CONTINUE READING THE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS SURVIVAL GUIDE»
Posted on August 4, 2009 in Virtual Worlds
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Tags: Insane Clown Posse | Monsters | The Gathering Of The Juggalos
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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