This is probably the best Dark Knight cake ever made. It is no Twilight cake, but it is still very very good. (Thanks for the tip, Edith.)... CONTINUE READING WHY SO DELICIOUS?»
Posted on October 2, 2009 in Dream Merch
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Tags: Batman | Cake | Food | The Dark Knight
"Bobby used to be more of an indoor child. He'd spend hours in his room reading or playing on the computer. It wasn't that he didn't like the outdoors, but as trite as it may sound, children can be cruel,... CONTINUE READING WHERE DOES HE GET SUCH WONDERFUL SKI MASKS?»
Posted on February 9, 2009 in Dream Merch
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Tags: Children | The Dark Knight | WTF?
Last night I watched The Dark Knight again. I forgot that Richard Alpert was in it. He plays the mayor of Gotham City. He also plays the Commissioner of the Gotham City Eyeliner Task Force. Dude should work as an... CONTINUE READING SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, NESTOR CARBONELL WEARS EYELINER»
Posted on January 30, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Eyeliner | Lost | Nestor Carbonell | The Dark Knight
After all these months of speculation about whether or not Heath Ledger will win a posthumous Oscar for his portrayal of the Joker in The Dark Knight, he got one step closer this morning...a ghost step, I guess...with the official... CONTINUE READING OK, HEATH LEDGER WAS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR, NOW WHAT?»
Posted on January 22, 2009 in Awards
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Tags: Academy Awards | Heath Ledger | Oscars | The Dark Knight
TMZ has the scoop on what has to be the single most poorly conceived (but also LOLiest) birthday card ever: ...the Hallmark Joker b-day card -- which plays a voice recording of the phrase "let's put a smile on that... CONTINUE READING WHERE DOES HE GET SUCH WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY CARDS»
Posted on January 21, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans, Dream Merch
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Tags: Birthdays | The Dark Knight
The DVD for The Dark Knight came out on Tuesday, and it continues to break all the records. According to /film, it sold 600,000 copies on Blu Ray alone, making it the highest debuting Blu Ray DVD in history, whatever... CONTINUE READING WHO'S BUYING ALL THIS DARK KNIGHT»
Posted on December 11, 2008 in DVD
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Tags: Girl Talk | The Dark Knight
A city in Turkey named Batman is suing Christopher Nolan. Perfect. Mayor Kalkan, speaking to the Hürriyet Daily News and the Economic Review, said last year foreign media picked up on Batman and the city's increasing suicide rates among women.... CONTINUE READING WELCOME TO BATMAN CITY, POPULATION THESE GUYS»
Posted on November 10, 2008 in Backlashes, Justice
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Tags: Batman | C.R.E.A.M. | Christopher Nolan | Foreign Relations | The Dark Knight | The Decemberists
A Dark Knight trailer mashup using Toy Story? OK. (via Buzzfeed, MoneyCashHos) Sure. Nicely done, internet. Back to work.... CONTINUE READING WHERE DOES HE GET SUCH WONDERFUL TOYS? (GET IT?)»
Posted on October 6, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: Mash Ups | The Dark Knight | Toy Story
Slovenian philosopher Slavoj Zizek, widely considered one of the most important thinkers of our generation, found the summer animated blockbuster Kung Fu Panda to be "dangerously ideological.". Same with The Dark Knight and its argument for "lying as principle." Fanboys... CONTINUE READING SLAVOJ ZIZEK REMAINS SILENT ON THE SOCIOPOLITICAL RAMIFICATIONS OF THE LOVE GURU»
Posted on September 12, 2008 in Everyone's A Critic
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Tags: Kung Fu Panda | Slavoj Zizek | The Dark Knight
This parody video of the Joker having a sit down with Tony Soprano and Silvio Dante is overly long and seriously, you guys, more Joker impersonations? Joker tries to rent an apartment! Joker's soup is too hot! That being said,... CONTINUE READING JOKER IMPERSONATIONS FONGOOL»
Posted on September 9, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: The Dark Knight | The Sopranos
Now that it's been more than a month since the release of The Dark Knight and we can step back and finally have some perspective on the phenomenon of the second highest grossing movie of all time, one thing has... CONTINUE READING CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE FUCKING GUYS WERE BATMAN?»
Posted on August 25, 2008 in Nostalgia
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Tags: Adam West | Batman | Christian Bale | Coachella | George Clooney | Michael Keaton | The Dark Knight | Val Kilmer
This Dark Knight trailer spoof is like when those children did that shot-for-shot remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark, except it didn't take seven years to make and will probably never get a midnight screening at Anthology Film Archives.... CONTINUE READING CHILDREN RECREATE THE DARNDEST TRAILERS»
Posted on August 11, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: C.R.E.A.M. | The Dark Knight
A child is in jail. From the AP: THREE RIVERS, Mich. - Police in Michigan have arrested a man who they say tried to steal posters and other items related to the new Batman movie from a cinema lobby while... CONTINUE READING KIDS DRESS UP AND COMMIT CRIMES THE DARNDEST THINGS»
Posted on July 29, 2008 in Bad Idea Jeans
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Tags: Batman | Crime | Justice | The Dark Knight
According to the email newsletter Pop Bitch, the late Heath Ledger kept a journal on set in which he listed things that he thought would make the Joker laugh, and the first entry was "AIDS." If nothing else, Heath Ledger... CONTINUE READING WHY SO LOW T-CELL COUNT?»
Posted on July 24, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Heath Ledger | The Dark Knight
Now this is how you do Citizen Marketing. A Las Vegas judge has had her campaign sign JOKERIZED! From KVBC: Vandals might think they're funny, but Judge Stefany Miley isn't laughing. The candidate for District Court 23 became the target... CONTINUE READING HAVE YOU EVER RUN FOR A JUDGESHIP IN THE PALE MOON LIGHT?»
Posted on July 23, 2008 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Batman | Graffitti | The Dark Knight
God damn it. I saw Dark Knight last night, and stayed up until three in the morning writing a review of it only to find out that Sexman had already posted his review, and they are word for word exactly... CONTINUE READING SEXMAN STEALS MY DARK KNIGHT REVIEW»
Posted on July 21, 2008 in Everyone's A Critic
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Tags: Christian Bale | Sexman | The Dark Knight
gabe: who would win in a fight, batman or iron man? lindsay: I'm not really sure what Batman would do to iron man. Clink his sword up against him? lindsay: Have a staring contest? gabe: i think that it would... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: BATMAN VS EVERYONE»
Posted on July 18, 2008 in Friday Fight
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Tags: Batman | Christian Bale | The Dark Knight
Batman rubbed lotion on the Joker's tense shoulders. The Joker closed his eyes in either ecstasy or insanity, it was hard to tell. Lavender scented candles fluttered in the night breeze that blew through the French windows, kissing the napes... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: BATMAN AND THE JOKER HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER»
Posted on July 17, 2008 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Batman | Sex | The Dark Knight
Oh man, with total apologies, Aaron Eckhart and Maggie Gyllenhaal were on The Today Show this morning, and this clip from the show has been titled "Aaron Eckhart Tells Moving Story About Heath Ledger's iPod", so, um, yeah. It is... CONTINUE READING AARON ECKHART: "HEATH LEDGER WILL LIVE ON THROUGH HIS IPOD"»
Posted on July 16, 2008 in Daytime Talk Shows
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Tags: Aaron Eckhart | Heath Ledger | Maggie Gyllenhaal | Matt Lauer | The Dark Knight | The Today Show
lindsay: I read spoilers for movies I don't even want to see gabe: well that's not a spoiler gabe: if you don't want to see the movie then it doesn't count gabe: then it's just saving yourself time lindsay: well,... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: SPOILER ALERTS»
Posted on July 11, 2008 in Friday Fight
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Tags: Citizen Kane | Soylent Green | Spoilers | The Crying Game | The Dark Knight | The Sixth Sense
You guys, I seriously can't deal with the Domino's Pizza Dark Knight movie tie-in. Whether it's the part where they describe the pizza as "cloaked" in pepperoni, or the part where it comes in a black box with a utility... CONTINUE READING GOTHAM NEEDS A BETTER CLASS OF PIZZA, AND DOMINO'S ISN'T GOING TO GIVE IT TO THEM»
Posted on July 9, 2008 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Domino's Pizza | The Dark Knight
OK. The Dark Knight vs. Hellboy: (movie-moron via /Film) The reason this video works is because it's one of the classic narrative structures. Man vs. ManMan vs. NatureMan vs. HimselfBatman vs. BatmanBatman vs. HellboyBatman vs. Nature Classic.... CONTINUE READING BATMAN VS. HELLBOY 101»
Posted on July 2, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: Batman | Hellboy | Hellboy II: The Golden Army | The Dark Knight
I saw a window poster for this last night and actually laughed out loud, by myself, on the street. I can't find a picture of that poster, but here's a picture of what that poster was advertising (via flickr): After... CONTINUE READING BATMAN LIKES HIS REVENGE COLD AND HIS PIZZA TERRIBLE»
Posted on July 1, 2008 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Batman | Domino's Pizza | The Dark Knight
In all the excitement over The Dark Knight have you thought "I wish they would make a dry parody of a 20/20 style profile piece on Bruce Wayne that was neither funny, interesting, nor insightful, and I wish it would... CONTINUE READING THE DARK KNIGHT SHOULD STICK TO UNVIRAL MARKETING»
Posted on June 24, 2008 in Viral Marketing
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Tags: Christian Bale | The Dark Knight
In preparation for Dark Knight, which according to Ben Stiller's nephew Carl is going to kick Iron Man's ass, a new trend has taken over LiveJournal. It would appear that the adolescent blogging community are "Jokerizing" their avatars. MINI-BLOG-TREND ALERT.... CONTINUE READING MOOD: DARK KNIGHT
MUSIC: PRINCE--BAT DANCE»
Posted on June 17, 2008 in Free Advertising
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Tags: LiveJournal | The Dark Knight
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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