The British Bachelor Chooses His Chylde Bryde

"Shayne's a little monkey. When she cuddles me, it's like a monkey holding on." - Bachelor Matt Grant Well, I was wrong. Last night on The Bachelor, Matt Grant took the girls back to meet his awesome "mad" family, and... CONTINUE READING THE BRITISH BACHELOR CHOOSES HIS CHYLDE BRYDE»

Posted on May 13, 2008 in Reality TV (2 comments)
Tags: Chelsea | Matt Grant | Shayne Lamas | The Bachelor

The New Bachelorette: Justice For DeAnna

DeAnna Pappas, the gorgeous Georgia "firecracker" whose heart was majorly broken by Bachelor Brad Womack, or whatever it's called when it happens on a game show, will exact her revenge on dudes starting Monday, May 19, when The Bachelorette premieres... CONTINUE READING THE NEW BACHELORETTE: JUSTICE FOR DEANNA»

Posted on May 7, 2008 in Reality TV (0 comments)
Tags: DeAnna Pappas | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette

The Bachelor: Yep, It's Gonna Be Chelsea!

Last night on The Bachelor: The Women Tell All (the episode where the bachelor confronts the women he's kicked off), Dreamy British Bachelor Matt Grant sported a new "David Beckham" haircut. He also totally slipped up and gave viewers a... CONTINUE READING THE BACHELOR: YEP, IT'S GONNA BE CHELSEA!»

Posted on May 6, 2008 in Reality TV, Spoilers (0 comments)
Tags: Chelsea | Matt Grant | Shayne Lamas | The Bachelor | The Women Tell All

The Bachelor Gets Jealous. Of A Turtle.

Yesterday, I predicted that Amanda and Chelsea would be the final two on The Bachelor, and that Shayne would be sent home, including an alternative prediction that Shayne could stay on because she would be easier to reject when it... CONTINUE READING THE BACHELOR GETS JEALOUS. OF A TURTLE.»

Posted on April 29, 2008 in Reality TV (2 comments)
Tags: Chelsea | Matt Grant | The Bachelor | Turtle

The Bachelor Final 3: Who Will Go Home Brokenhearted Tonight?

Last week, the only dateable bachelor in Bachelor history met the families of the women competing for his heart (or whatever), and tonight he'll take the remaining three (Amanda, Shayne, and Chelsea) on fantasy dates to get to know them... CONTINUE READING THE BACHELOR FINAL 3: WHO WILL GO HOME BROKENHEARTED TONIGHT?»

Posted on April 28, 2008 in Reality TV (3 comments)
Tags: The Bachelor

The Bachelor: Wow, Lorenzo Lamas Is Kind Of A Dick

Last night's episode of The Bachelor was, as the show touts it, everyone's favorite in the Bachelor cycle: the hometown dates. Beautiful Shayne Lamas took the Brit bachelor to another part of LA to meet her dad, the actor Lorenzo... CONTINUE READING THE BACHELOR: WOW, LORENZO LAMAS IS KIND OF A DICK»

Posted on April 22, 2008 in Reality TV (3 comments)
Tags: Lorenzo Lamas | Matt Grant | Shayne Lamas | The Bachelor

The Bachelor's Chelsea Follows The ABCs Of Sales

All Bachelor watchers know that the show follows a very specific formula. When it's down to three girls, they each go on a fantasy date with the Bachelor and are given a special card that they choose to give to... CONTINUE READING THE BACHELOR'S CHELSEA FOLLOWS THE ABCS OF SALES»

Posted on April 15, 2008 in Reality TV (2 comments)
Tags: Andrew W.K. | Chelsea | Matt Grant | The Bachelor

The Bachelor: Singers Never Win

On last night's The Bachelor: Actual Charming Guy Anyone I Know Would Maybe Date London Calling, we found out who was evil (Robin, who is not here to make friends but is instead here to win, and also is definitely... CONTINUE READING THE BACHELOR: SINGERS NEVER WIN»

Posted on April 8, 2008 in Reality TV (0 comments)
Tags: The Bachelor

The Ultimate Fighter: The Ultimate Show

Season 7 of The Ultimate Fighter premiered this week, and what have I been doing for the past six years? This is amazing. It's basically the one true reality show. This is the Highlander of reality shows, and it has... CONTINUE READING THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER: THE ULTIMATE SHOW»