Wait, FOX's July 28 overweight-people dating show by the creator of The Bachelor isn't called The Fatchelor anymore, it's back to being called More To Love? (Variety hasn't published a correction.) Okay, well, that's weird, but here's the first promo... CONTINUE READING THE FIRST PROMO FOR FOX'S THE FATCHELOR MORE TO LOVE: WHO IS THIS GUY?»
Posted on June 19, 2009 in
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Tags: More To Love | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette | The Fatchelor
The Bachelor/Bachelorette series is successful in part because it rarely changes. Despite "tweaks" like last night's 30 men instead of 25, the series is comforting in its predictable cycles of peacocking, jealousy, laughter, tears, ambulances (if it's The Bachelor) and... CONTINUE READING THE BACHELORETTE: AHHH, SHE GAVE THE FOOT FETISH GUY A ROSE!»
Posted on May 19, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Chris Harrison | Feet | Foot Fetishes | Jillian Harris | Tanner | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
Back in March when Fox announced that they were producing a new reality show in which overweight women would compete for the love of "a Kevin James type," I made an obvious, silly, joke that the show would be called... CONTINUE READING FOX IS ACTUALLY CALLING THEIR FAT-PEOPLE DATING SHOW THE FATCHELOR»
Posted on May 15, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Kevin James | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette | The Fatchelor
FOX has greenlit a new reality show by the creators of The Bachelor, where overweight women will compete for the love of "a Kevin James type." It's called The Fatchelor. JK, it's called More To Love, but they probably totally... CONTINUE READING FOX ANNOUNCES DATING SHOW FOR PEOPLE OF AVERAGE WEIGHT»
Posted on March 30, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Kevin James | More To Love | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
So all of the things prophesied by The Hard Core Bachelor Bloggers for the Bachelor End Times came to pass last night: Jason dumped Molly, proposed to Melissa, waited six weeks, went on TV again, dumped Melissa, and told Molly... CONTINUE READING VERDICT: BACHELOR JASON IS MORE OF AN IDIOT THAN A DICK»
Posted on March 3, 2009 in
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Tags: Jason Mesnick | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
The rumored huge gigantic Bachelor twist/scandal will finally be revealed tonight on the show's "freakish" finale, despite an adorable "Don't Air The Show" fan petition (Who knew Bachelor fans were so naive? JK!). ABC is airing THREE HOURS of the... CONTINUE READING THE BACHELOR: SHIT GETS REAL TONIGHT»
Posted on March 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Jason Mesnick | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
Hey, so have you guys been keeping up with all the telenovela shit going down with The Bachelor? We knew it was going to be "freakish," and "pure Network," but as of last week there's now a huge conspiracy-theory-fueled maybe... CONTINUE READING THIS BACHELOR STUFF IS GETTING UGLY, AND NOT IN THE USUAL WAY»
Posted on February 24, 2009 in
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Tags: Chris Harrison | Jason Mesnick | of Montreal | Seth Rogen | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
The New York Times has a story today about what a huge hit this season of The Bachelor is because the bachelor has a kid this time. And then, suddenly, there's this part: [The show's producer] Mr. Fleiss promises that... CONTINUE READING THE FINALE OF THE BACHELOR WILL BE "FREAKISH"»
Posted on February 16, 2009 in
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Tags: Jason Mesnick | Network | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
Don't cry and pick your nose at the same time. In fact, don't do either. It seems simple, almost innate, but on last night's show, Shannon, a Dental Hygienist (and if you watched the first episode, the one who used... CONTINUE READING THE BACHELOR DATING TIP: DON'T CRY AND PICK YOUR NOSE AT THE SAME TIME»
Posted on January 27, 2009 in
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Tags: Dating | Romance | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
In a charming YouTube video he describes as "proof I have too much time on my hands," a Canadian gentleman demonstrates with footage how he's figured out, only two episodes in, which woman Jason chooses in this season's The Bachelor.... CONTINUE READING GROWN MAN ASHAMED TO HAVE FIGURED OUT WHO WINS THE BACHELOR»
Posted on January 15, 2009 in ,
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Tags: The Bachelor
Talk about burying the lead! On last night's interminable 2-hour premiere of The Bachelor (no reality show should ever be 2 hours), all of the usual things happened: drunk bitches alternately displayed their craziest habits (one lady's "vision board" of... CONTINUE READING THE BACHELOR: GUESS WHO'S BACK?»
Posted on January 6, 2009 in ,
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Tags: The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
If one of your New Year's resolutions was to watch better television, or watch less crap television, yay, me too. And smart people like us can start tonight, with the first two episodes of the BBC's six-part 2007 series, The... CONTINUE READING LET'S BE NERDS AND WATCH THE STORY OF INDIA TONIGHT»
Posted on January 5, 2009 in
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Tags: Learning | PBS | Radiohead | The Bachelor | The Story Of India
The new Bachelor from the next season of The Bachelor is engaged and in love after being on The Bachelor! Duh, because they all release a statement saying that before every Bachelor cycle. But E!Online thinks it's some kind of... CONTINUE READING WHOOPS, E! ONLINE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE BACHELOR FRANCHISE»
Posted on December 10, 2008 in
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Tags: The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
Have you seen this new-ish daytime show, The Doctors? Basically, The Doctors is like The View, only with doctors. But the doctors aren't any smarter than the women on The View, the way you would think doctors would be! I'm... CONTINUE READING THE DOCTORS EXPLORE THE "TREND" OF VODKA TAMPONS»
Posted on November 10, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Tampons | The Bachelor | The Decemberists | The Doctors | Travis Stork | Vaginas | Vodka
You probably don't know who Deanna and Jesse are, so here's who they are: Deanna was the most recent Bachelorette, and Jesse is the goofy snowboarder she chose to get engaged to. But then this week, she dumped him and... CONTINUE READING DEANNA AND JESSE ARE TEARING THIS COUNTRY APART»
Posted on November 4, 2008 in
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Tags: DeAnna Pappas | Jesse | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
In the lowest level celebrity tabloid lifestyle war of all time, earlier this week, former Bachelor Andrew Firestone announced that he and his wife are expecting. Today, his ex (and ex Bachelorette) Jen Schefft announced that she is engaged. Please... CONTINUE READING ANDREW FIRESTONE AND JEN SCHEFFT: PLEASE STOP THIS CRAZY WAR BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT»
Posted on September 25, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Andrew Firestone | Jen Schefft | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
Ugh, I hated Jason, the biggest loser on the last season of The Bachelorette, and not just because he tried too hard. When he told Deanna he had a child from a previous relationship, that was cool, but then on... CONTINUE READING THE GUY WHO PIMPED OUT HIS KID IS THE NEXT BACHELOR»
Posted on August 21, 2008 in , , ,
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Tags: Aimee Mann | Jason Mesnick | Ted Leo | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
Last night, Shayne Lamas, the "winner" of The Bachelor: London Calling who split up with Bachelor Matt last month, went to a party and let the LastNightsParty photographer take pictures of her being drunk, having bruises, and showing her... CONTINUE READING SHAYNE LAMAS EITHER INCREASES OR RUINS HER CHANCES OF BEING THE NEXT BACHELORETTE»
Posted on August 20, 2008 in
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Tags: Matt Grant | Shayne Lamas | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
If you gave it six months, well, you're a hopeless romantic. In a story they probably had ready in the well, People reports today that Matt, star of The Bachelor: London Calling, has broken things off with Shayne Lamas, the... CONTINUE READING MATT THE BACHELOR AND SHAYNE LAMAS: LONDON NEVER CALLING AGAIN, CHANGING NUMBER»
Posted on July 25, 2008 in
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Tags: Matt Grant | Shayne Lamas | The Bachelor
Last night, DeAnna the Bachelorette chose Jesse, the snowboarding, "longer-haired" "Duckie" of the group to be her fiance. I was on Team Jesse, and what I saw of the three hours of Bachelorette-related programming last night was very "aww." I... CONTINUE READING DESPITE SPELLING DISASTER, TEAM JESSE WINS THE BACHELORETTE»
Posted on July 8, 2008 in
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Tags: Cat Power | DeAnna Pappas | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
Tonight's the big night! The prettiest Bachelorette in all of Bachelorette history, DeAnna Pappas, will choose between Jesse (Duckie) and that boring guy with a kid who he allowed to be shown on a TV dating show because he... CONTINUE READING PLEASE LET JESSE DUCKIE WIN THE BACHELORETTE TONIGHT»
Posted on July 7, 2008 in
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Tags: The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
Oh SNAP! Last night's Bachelorette was actually interesting! After visiting the homes of the four remaining guys, DeAnna chose to send Graham The Basketball Player, the one she was really falling for, home because she didn't think he liked her... CONTINUE READING THE BACHELORETTE MAKES A BIG MISTAKE. BIG. HUGE.»
Posted on June 24, 2008 in ,
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Tags: DeAnna Pappas | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
Someone at ABC, probably an intern, is cool and knows about the existence of muxtape.com. This intern must have suggested in a meeting that ABC promote the new season of The Bachelorette by allowing viewers to make their own "mix... CONTINUE READING MAKE YOUR OWN CRAPPY BACHELORETTE "MIX TAPE"»
Posted on May 28, 2008 in
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Tags: DeAnna | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
Well, for a change unless you watch The Real World. The Bachelorette: Justice For DeAnna premiered last night, and this drunk guy Greg didn't take too kindly to being kicked off the show by his "queen," and decided to show... CONTINUE READING THE BACHELORETTE: IT'S NICE TO SEE DUDES MAKE DRUNKEN ASSES OUT OF THEMSELVES FOR A CHANGE»
Posted on May 20, 2008 in
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Tags: The Bachelor | The Bachelorette
VH1 has acquired all 12 "cycles" or as we called them before Tyra, "seasons," of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette franchises, and is pulling a daily marathon stunt in June. From the press release: VH1 will air the first seven... CONTINUE READING VH1 WILL AIR THE BACHELOR ALMOST CONSTANTLY FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK»
Posted on May 15, 2008 in
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Tags: Ryan Scheckler | The Bachelor | The Bachelorette | Trista Allen
