Date: Spring/Summer 2009 Time: Variable Location: Broadcast Media Source: Anonymous Tipster Description: Airline company uses TWSS as catchphrase. If we lived in an alternate universe in which everyone had a pre-packed suitcase waiting beside an office desk or within a... CONTINUE READING THE TWSS ARCHIVES: SOUTHWEST AIRLINES COMMERCIAL»
Posted on June 1, 2009 in TWSS Archives
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Tags: Southwest Airlines | Testicles
(Full disclosure: two of my friends own No Cussing Club tshirts, because they're orange, and because ironic tshirts will apparently never die.) McKay Hatch, the youngster who started a True Love Waits-type club, but for not cussing, is suddenly getting... CONTINUE READING BARNACLES!: THE NO CUSSING CLUB KID GETS DEATH THREATS»
Posted on January 26, 2009 in The News
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Tags: Death Threats | Fox And Friends | No Cussing Club | Testicles
It's all in the testicle-grabbing: The weird thing is, these guys (or the main white-haired guy, who knows about his mute rag-doll of a friend) seem TOTALLY NORMAL except for everything they're doing with their bodies and saying with their... CONTINUE READING HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM A BEAR-HUG»
Posted on January 20, 2009 in Instructional Videos, Video Skeletons
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Tags: Balls | M.I.A. | Testicles
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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