Ellen DeGeneres, the well known America Hater, sat in the lead-sealed nuclear attack bunker that she had built on her Malibu property. It was 10 feet underground, protected by another six feet of…   Read Story »

Four Lions trailer, you guys: On 9/11, I worked in a building in Times Square. It was a really weird day, obviously. The first plane had struck the North Tower while I was still on the subway,…   Read Story »

Uh oh. It is like 9/11 all over again. From the New York Post: Sacha Baron Cohen has stepped up his security after being threatened by a terrorist organization that is angered at its portrayal in…   Read Story »

There was a bomb threat in Syracuse, New York, yesterday! Never forget the potentially tragic events of 6/2! EVERYONE, BE CAREFUL! Syracuse, NY -- Clinton Square was cleared of people this afternoon…   Read Story »

A TSA agent breaks down in tears under the pressure of keeping America safe on a new show called Homeland Security USA. We break down in tears at the fact that there's a show called Homeland Security…   Read Story »

There is a new poster for The Dark Knight via AICN: Whoa. Nice try Cloverfield. Batman is going to smoke the Joker out of his cave. Batman is fighting the Joker over there so that we don't have to…   Read Story »