In an interview with the Guardian UK, McG tells a charming anecdote about being head-butted in the FACE on the set of one of his movies. SPOILER ALERT, I already told you who it was. Terminator Salvation got a slug... CONTINUE READING BILL MURRAY HEADBUTTS MCG BECAUSE BILL MURRAY IS THE MCBEST»
Posted on June 3, 2009 in
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Tags: Bill Murray | Charlie's Angels | Fist Fights | Headbutts | McG | Radiohead | Terminator: Salvation
McG is really bad at his job as a movie director, and he should be fired (from Hollywood). Also, he has a small penis. These are just FACTS. America was kind enough to give him another chance last weekend with... CONTINUE READING HOW TO MAKE MCG LOOK LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING»
Posted on May 27, 2009 in
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Tags: Idiocracy | Lava | McG | Terminator: Salvation
Back in the mid-90s, when I was just entering my late 40s (right after my first divorce), my dad picked me up from a movie theater in Chicago where I had just seen a Saturday matinee with a friend. On... CONTINUE READING THE VIDEOGUM MOVIE CLUB: TERMINATOR: SALVATION»
Posted on May 26, 2009 in
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Tags: Apocalypse | Christian Bale | McG | Robot Uprising | Sam Worthington | Terminator: Salvation
This week's movie: Terminator: Salvation. We're out Monday, so you have a whole extra day to go see it. And then WE'LL BE BAHCK (to talk about it). Get it? You get it.... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM MOVIE CLUB REMINDER: TERMINATOR: SALVATION»
Posted on May 22, 2009
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Tags: Julian Casablancas | Terminator: Salvation | The Strokes
So this is how the Great Penis Off of 2009 ends. You may recall that Terminator:Salvation director McG, who despite his name is actually an adult, challenged Transformers 2 director Michael Bay to a penis measuring contest. You know, the... CONTINUE READING MCG HAS A SMALL PENIS IN HIS CHARDONNAY»
Posted on May 13, 2009 in ,
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Tags: McG | Michael Bay | Penises | Terminator: Salvation | Transformers 2
lindsay: Who do you think actually has a bigger penis, McG or Michael Bay? gabe: hmmm gabe: who do I barf has a bigger barf, barf or barf? gabe: is that your question? lindsay: Someone needs to start this national... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: WHO HAS THE BIGGER PENIS: MCG OR MICHAEL BAY?»
Posted on May 1, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Ben Gibbard | McG | Michael Bay | Nullus | Penises | Terminator 4 | Terminator: Salvation | The Terminator | Transformers | Transformers 2
Denny's new commercial (via TVSquad) is getting in on that feel good robotic nuclear apocalypse trend. When you go to business school one of the first things they teach you is "ABAYPWTCDOH*." Black market coffee served in the skulls of... CONTINUE READING NICE TRY, DENNY'S: SALVATION, EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR FOOD IS SHIT»
Posted on April 28, 2009 in
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Tags: Denny's | Terminator: Salvation
It's being reported today that director McG has lost his ultimately-right-but-seriously-misguided-in-his-execution ratings battle with the studio for an R rating for Terminator: Salvation. The story itself broke on AICN (via Vulture), which discovered an official MPAA rating for the movie... CONTINUE READING 4 REASONS THE TERMINATOR APOCALYPSE IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR 13-YEAR-OLDS»
Posted on April 7, 2009 in
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Tags: Apocalypse | Children | McG | Terminator: Salvation
New trailer for Terminator: Salvation, you guys: This movie already looked great, and now it looks more great. I hope that it makes so much money that McG can finally buy himself an adult's name with an adult amount of... CONTINUE READING THE APOCALYPSE SOUNDS LIKE AN ASSHOLE»
Posted on March 3, 2009 in
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Tags: Apocalypse | Terminator: Salvation
McG, the director of this summer's Terminator: Salvation, is possibly being faced with a studio-mandated PG13 rating for his movie and he is unhappy about it. Now, I will admit that I prefer my dark dystopian post-Apocalyptic nightmares to be... CONTINUE READING MCG IS THE MCWORST»
Posted on March 2, 2009 in
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Tags: McG | Terminator: Salvation
Entertainment Tonight is really going overboard with the teasers, and they need to take a chill pill. It's one thing to breathlessly promote a movie with an underwhelming teaser trailer, but now they're over-enthusiastically promoting that they are going to... CONTINUE READING ENOUGH, ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT, ENOUGH»
Posted on March 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Entertainment Tonight | Terminator: Salvation
We're just about finished here. The Christian Bale story has been squeezed dry. It's time to stop making mashups and start taking care of your children. Battle lines have been drawn between those who feel that Bale's rant was an... CONTINUE READING ONE LAST POST BEFORE WE PUT THIS CHRISTIAN BALE THING BEHIND US»
Posted on February 6, 2009 in
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Tags: Christian Bale | Jay-Z | Shane Hurlbut | Terminator: Salvation
This is everywhere today, but Ain't It Cool News's Harry Knowles wrote a long defense of Christian Bale that is worth diving into for bits of hilarity such as this masterful sentence: "I know this because I happen to be... CONTINUE READING "SHANE WAS A PRETTY UNREPENTANT LIGHT TWEAKER."»
Posted on February 4, 2009 in
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Tags: Christian Bale | Harry Knowles | Terminator: Salvation
TMZ has audio of an outrageous fit that Christian Bale threw on the set of Terminator Salvation. It kind of makes that whole shoving his mom thing a lot less funny.... CONTINUE READING CHRISTIAN BALE DANCES WITH THE BEING AN ASSHOLE IN THE PALE SET OF TERMINATOR SALVATION»
Posted on February 2, 2009 in
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Tags: Assholes | Christian Bale | Terminator: Salvation | Yo La Tengo
Japanese Terminator: Salvation trailer, you guys: Time travel is insane. Like, once the first Terminator was sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor, if he were to succeed, then he would by the very nature of his mission have... CONTINUE READING TERMINATOR: SALVATION TO FEATURE THE STUPID BATMAN VOICE»
Posted on December 9, 2008 in
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Tags: Christian Bale | Girl Talk | McG | Terminator: Salvation
I'm looking forward to Terminator: Salvation. For one, I like Apocalyptic nightmares. For two, they cast Christian Bale as John Connor, thereby embracing the first rule of the modern action movie which is "cast Christian Bale in it." But that... CONTINUE READING TERMINATOR SALVATION HAS A SMALL PENIS»
Posted on November 25, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Christian Bale | James Cameron | McG | Terminator: Salvation
Quick, before the President of Entertainment starts flicking the lights on and off and putting the internet in detention. In the future, we will have sentient robots intent on our destruction but we still will not have mastered VCR tracking.... CONTINUE READING YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO WATCH THIS TERMINATOR: SALVATION TRAILER»
Posted on July 16, 2008 in
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Tags: Christian Bale | Terminator: Salvation
Production begins today on Terminator 4, or Terminator Salvation, and what's grabbing all the headlines is that the newest installment is looking for a PG-13 rating. Naturally, it raises a few questions about just how effective an apocalyptic robot bent... CONTINUE READING TERMINATOR 4 IS NO FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY»
Posted on May 5, 2008 in
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Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger | Bang Bus | Christian Bale | Last Tango In Paris | Reservoir Dogs | Saw V | Terminator 4 | Terminator: Salvation
