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Videogum's Teen Korner: Cool Vampires And Werewolves Only Drink Vitamin Water

LA Gear! Listen, fresh dudes who respect girls and want everyone to be treated equally, and proud young women who know that they are in charge of their own destinies (which could even include being the first female president some...  CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: COOL VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES ONLY DRINK VITAMIN WATER»

Posted on October 28, 2009 in , (33 comments)
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Diablo Cody's Mind To Adapt Sweet Valley High

Personally, I've never read Sweet Valley High (SURPRISE!), but I assume that it is full of garbage neologisms and self-indulgent teen-speak. And if not, it is now. Something something hamburger phone....  CONTINUE READING DIABLO CODY'S MIND TO ADAPT SWEET VALLEY HIGH»

Posted on September 23, 2009 in (18 comments)
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The 2009 MTV Video Music Awards

Kanye West, right you guys? Classic Kanye West. While the world will always remember the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards as the year in which the Jigsaw-headed man-baby went up on stage for no reason to trample a little girl's...  CONTINUE READING THE 2009 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS»

Posted on September 14, 2009 in , , , (82 comments)
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MTV Video Music Awards 2009 Video Pizza Party!

IT'S FINALLY HERE! THE THING THAT WE BARELY EVEN REMEMBERED WAS STILL A THING THAT HAPPENED ANYMORE BECAUSE WHY WOULD IT, IT'S IRRELEVANT! If you are watching the MTV Video Music Awards tonight for some reason, let's watch it...  CONTINUE READING MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS 2009 VIDEO PIZZA PARTY!»

Posted on September 13, 2009 in , (263 comments)
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Exclusive First Look At MTV's New Teen Wolf

MTV confirmed yesterday that they were moving ahead with their announced Teen Wolf remake TV series. Oh, great news! I'm going to crush a beer can on my forehead in celebration in the hopes that the blunt force trauma will...  CONTINUE READING EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK AT MTV'S NEW TEEN WOLF»

Posted on September 1, 2009 in , , (33 comments)
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Videogum's Teen Korner: Learn How 2 Be Cool With Malcolm Jamal Warner

Homework sucks! Yo, dawgs and girls who are as beautiful for their minds as they are for their bodies, if there's one thing that every kid knows, it's that being cool is totally crucial. Being cool when you're a kid...  CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: LEARN HOW 2 BE COOL WITH MALCOLM JAMAL WARNER»

Posted on August 5, 2009 in (46 comments)
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I Hate You I Love You, Beth Cooper

Oh wow. This is the worst! Do you remember that movie that you didn't see because no one saw it called I Love You, Beth Cooper? It was like the poor man's Can't Hardly Wait, as if Can't Hardly Wait...  CONTINUE READING I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU, BETH COOPER»

Posted on July 28, 2009 in , (31 comments)
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Videogum's Teen Korner: New Moon In Your Pants!

What's up crazy dudes and cool girls who like boys and clothes but also have informed opinions of their own and can be anything they want to in this world. Tony Hawk! If you're anything like us, you are going...  CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM'S TEEN KORNER: NEW MOON IN YOUR PANTS!»

Posted on July 17, 2009 in , , (32 comments)
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NYC Prep: Christmas In July

The show opens with PC talking to Jessie and some other girl in either Jessie or that other girl's living room and PC is talking about how he can't wait to go to Cancun to just get away from it...  CONTINUE READING NYC PREP: CHRISTMAS IN JULY»

Posted on July 8, 2009 in , (21 comments)
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World's Best Freakout: A New Internet Classic

From the new video classics collection comes "World's Best Freakout," which took this weekend by storm with its tale of brotherly betrayal, deepest teenage despair, and, um, something weird involving a remote control. There are those who call it fake,...  CONTINUE READING WORLD'S BEST FREAKOUT: A NEW INTERNET CLASSIC»

Posted on June 22, 2009 in (57 comments)
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Operation Watch This: BrainRush

At some point the Cartoon Network rebranded itself as CN. I'm not sure when this happened because as a 51-year-old man I tend to be out of the loop on children's television branding initiatives. But now, the CN is adding...  CONTINUE READING OPERATION WATCH THIS: BRAINRUSH»

Posted on June 19, 2009 in , (29 comments)
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Brokencyde's New Music Video Makes Me Want To Die (Of Old Age, Apparently)

Up until now, I have never actually experienced the trite but (it turns out) real generational gap between young people and old people when it comes to music, where the old person genuinely just "doesn't get it." Oh, do...  CONTINUE READING BROKENCYDE'S NEW MUSIC VIDEO MAKES ME WANT TO DIE (OF OLD AGE, APPARENTLY)»

Posted on June 5, 2009 in (68 comments)
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Postcards From The Twilight Cruise

FilmDrunk points out that the enormous popularity of the Twilight series of books and movies has expanded its merchandising to a theme cruise. The trip includes an autograph session and a costume ball. Sounds like fun! A bunch of frustrated...  CONTINUE READING POSTCARDS FROM THE TWILIGHT CRUISE»

Posted on June 2, 2009 in (19 comments)
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Twilight: New Moon Trailer Reminds Us That Teenagers Are Ridiculous

Last week we got a breathtaking 14 second preview of the trailer for Twilight: New Moon. Last night at the MTV Movie Awards, the full trailer premiered, and SPOILER ALERT it is still so stupid. Haha. Teenagers are so silly!...  CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT: NEW MOON TRAILER REMINDS US THAT TEENAGERS ARE RIDICULOUS»

Posted on June 1, 2009 in (70 comments)
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Bad Viral Video: Girl Gives Birth In Schoolyard

This is one of those viral-hopeful videos that everyone is supposed to think is real but a week later it's revealed to be an ad. Like 99% of them, it's SO OBVIOUSLY FAKE, but I guess we can forgive it...  CONTINUE READING BAD VIRAL VIDEO: GIRL GIVES BIRTH IN SCHOOLYARD»

Posted on May 18, 2009 in , (12 comments)
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This Child Actor Has The Worst Job In The World

The new Partnership For A Drug Free America ad campaign is all about how you have to be really tough on your teenagers to keep them off drugs, because they're not cute like newborn babies. They want drugs. But all...  CONTINUE READING THIS CHILD ACTOR HAS THE WORST JOB IN THE WORLD»

Posted on April 23, 2009 in (10 comments)
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Do These Wolverjeans Make Me Look Fat?

Man, the Wolverine: Origins publicity train has left LOL Station and is speeding its way to FAIL Town. First there was yesterday's Rochelle, Rochelle movie poster, and now there's what appears to be a pin up from YM (Young Mutant!...  CONTINUE READING DO THESE WOLVERJEANS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?»

Posted on February 27, 2009 in (9 comments)
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Kids Homoerotically Fuck With The Principal On TV The Darndest Things

This is a clip (via Gawker) from a TruTV (whatever that is) reality show called The Principle's Office, in which two friends are called into the principal's office to go over what is and what is not appropriate on the...  CONTINUE READING KIDS HOMOEROTICALLY FUCK WITH THE PRINCIPAL ON TV THE DARNDEST THINGS»

Posted on January 14, 2009 in (41 comments)
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The Most Ridiculous Twilight Facebook Group

Naturally, any Twilight fan worth her 12-year-old weight in BLOOD (get it?) knows that the only way to truly show your allegiance and affection is on Facebook. OMG, TOTES. Because it's a series of best-selling books as well as a...  CONTINUE READING THE MOST RIDICULOUS TWILIGHT FACEBOOK GROUP»

Posted on November 21, 2008 in (5 comments)
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You Kids Get On My Lawn!

Yelling out the window at strangers is classic teenager stuff, but see, these kids took that whole concept and turned it on its ear. It's a real paradigm shift in children yelling things from cars. (via EW) Luckily, his harsh,...  CONTINUE READING YOU KIDS GET ON MY LAWN!»

Posted on November 18, 2008 in (5 comments)
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When You Wrestle With The Sexman, You're Going To Get Wet With Braces

When you're a kid, you're taught that bullies only taunt you because they have low self-esteem. It's not until much later that you realize bullies only taunt you because they can, and it's fun. Self-esteem. Come on. Who has self-esteem?...  CONTINUE READING WHEN YOU WRESTLE WITH THE SEXMAN, YOU'RE GOING TO GET WET WITH BRACES»

Posted on August 6, 2008 in (9 comments)
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Twilight Writes Its Name On Its Jeans In Blood

Last night's MTV Movie Awards featured an exclusive clip from the upcoming teenage AIDS drama, Twilight. If you are 12 years old, prepare to get crazy excited: I continue to be eluded by what it is that makes vampires so...  CONTINUE READING TWILIGHT WRITES ITS NAME ON ITS JEANS IN BLOOD»

Posted on June 2, 2008 in (5 comments)
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