Will this Summer of Death never end? The solid-gold casket company is working overtime! From People: She charmed millions without ever saying a word, and managed to make fast food tacos adorable. Gidget, the Chihuahua best known for her Taco... CONTINUE READING HEAVEN JUST GOT A LITTLE MORE THE TACO BELL CHIHUAHUA»
Posted on July 22, 2009 in Death
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Tags: Dogs | Food | Garbage | Heaven | Taco Bell
Taco Bell has a new ad that is obviously a total rip-off of the Lonely Island. I'm on a new bacon cheesy potato burrito, I'm on a new bacon cheesy potato burrito, everybody look at me, I'm on a motherfuckin'... CONTINUE READING TACO BELL RIPS OFF WENDY'S RIPPING OFF THE LONELY ISLAND »
Posted on July 10, 2009 in Free Advertising, Parodies
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Tags: Food | Taco Bell | The Lonely Island | Wendy's
Today's most Onion-like real local news report comes from South Bend, Indiana, where an enterprising reporter by the name of Alana Greenfogel very seriously and hysterically investigates an incident in which two children walked in on four people having sex... CONTINUE READING OH NO, PEOPLE ARE HAVING SEX IN TACO BELL BATHROOMS!»
Posted on April 20, 2009 in Local News
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Tags: Taco Bell
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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