Rupert Grint, the professional actor who portrays Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter movies, got the swine flu! Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Whoa! I made him a Get Well Soon card! That ought to do it!... CONTINUE READING RUPERT GRINT GOT THE SWINE FLU!»
Posted on July 6, 2009 in Celebrity Gossip!, Hospital
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Tags: Harry Potter | Health | Ron Weasley | Rupert Grint | Swine Flu
Someone is (probably) benefiting from Swine Flu fears: the makers of workplace educational videos meant to reduce employee sickness, featuring 8 different "coughing strategies" demonstrated by a hulking actor. The answer to all of this seems to just be "Purell":... CONTINUE READING "COUGH INTO YOUR SLEEVE!"»
Posted on May 4, 2009 in Corporate Videos, Gross, Instructional Videos
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Tags: Swine Flu
It appears that Hugh Jackman's darkly stained pants saturated with his own urine will not pay a visit to Mexican fans this week. He has canceled the Mexico wet-leg of his international peemotional tour for Wolverine: Origins due to... CONTINUE READING MEXICO WILL NOT RECEIVE VISIT FROM HUGH JACKMAN'S DAMP, PEE-SOAKED PANTS»
Posted on April 28, 2009 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Health | Hugh Jackman | Mexico | Pee | Swine Flu | Wolverine: Origins
ABC's America This Morning, having exhausted all other attention-grabby ways of milking the swine flu craze, decided to just fuck it and show clips of Leno, Colbert, and Stewart joking about the potential epidemic. I don't know the names of... CONTINUE READING ABC NEWS PRESENTS: "THE LIGHTER SIDE OF SWINE FLU"»
Posted on April 28, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans, The News
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Tags: Jay Leno | Jon Stewart | Stephen Colbert | Swine Flu
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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