Jeremy Piven takes his case for the Great Mercury Poisoning of 2009 to the people. The part where he INVOKES THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION is pretty genius.... CONTINUE READING JEREMY PIVEN TAKING HIS SUSHI LIES TO THE NEXT LEVEL »
Posted on September 2, 2009 in Late Night
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Tags: Barack Obama | David Letterman | Fucking Liars | Health | Jeremy Piven | Sushi
Remember when Jeremy Piven was in that play in New York but then he quit suddenly, obviously because he just didn't feel like doing it anymore, but claimed that it was because he ate too much sushi? And he had... CONTINUE READING JEREMY PIVEN CONFIDENT THAT THIS FISH LIE IS EVENTUALLY GOING TO STICK»
Posted on June 19, 2009 in Where Are They Now?
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Tags: Fucking Liars | Jeremy Piven | Sushi
Remember when Jeremy Piven backed out of the Broadway play he was in because he claimed that there was too much mercury in his bloodstream because he ate too much sushi? Surely you remember this. It has been a national... CONTINUE READING JEREMY PIVEN HAS TO GO TO ACTOR COURT TO DEFEND HIS SUSHI LIES»
Posted on February 25, 2009 in Justice
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Tags: Actor Court | Crime | Emmys | Jeremy Piven | Sushi
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