It's being reported this morning that Robin Williams has been approached to play Susan Boyle in a movie. Smart. From the New York Post: ROBIN Williams might dig up his "Mrs. Doubtfire" drag and play Susan Boyle in a movie... CONTINUE READING FIRST LOOK AT ROBIN WILLIAMS IN HIS SUSAN BOYLE COSTUME»
Posted on August 25, 2009 in Bad Idea Jeans, Casting Calls
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Tags: Robin Williams | Susan Boyle
It's basically like if Susan Boyle had better clothes, better back-up music, better dance moves, better karate kicks, and a better arrow through her fucking face.... CONTINUE READING RUSSIA'S GOT TALENT»
Posted on July 2, 2009 in Viral Video
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Tags: Art! | Russia's Got Talent | Susan Boyle | William Tell
On the outside they look like regular old boiled potatoes (also: virgins). On the inside they're stuffed with talent. Yum.... CONTINUE READING SUSAN BOYLED POTATOES»
Posted on April 22, 2009 in Fan Art
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Tags: Food | Susan Boyle
The obvious and inevitable Susan Boyle backlash has begun. Duh. Last Thursday, Michael Musto at the Village Voice wrote in protest of the heavy theatricality of the supposedly inspiring moment: First off, Boyle--if that's even really her name--was obviously drabbed... CONTINUE READING IN DEFENSE OF SUSAN BOYLE, OR AT LEAST THE SUSAN BOYLE PHENOMENON»
Posted on April 20, 2009 in Backlashes
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Tags: Britain's Got Talent | Susan Boyle
An adult entertainment company claims that it is offering Britain's gotter of talent, Susan Boyle, 1,000,000 dollars (or 5 Euros. Do people still make that joke? It's 2007, right?) to star in her own porno. Sure. From susanboylexxx.com (via Jossip):... CONTINUE READING SUSAN BOYLE WILL NOT BE STARRING IN A PORNO»
Posted on April 17, 2009 in NSFW
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Tags: Britain's Got Talent | Les Miserables | Porno | Susan Boyle
A frumpy, virginal, somewhat hammy 47-year-old cat lady from Bathgate, West Lothian in Scotland performed on Britain's Got Talent this weekend, and for a really long time it looked like she was definitely your girlfriend. Everyone was like "haha, look... CONTINUE READING THAT'S NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND: SUSAN BOYLE»
Posted on April 13, 2009 in Love-Watching, That's Your Girlfriend
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Tags: Britain's Got Talent | Simon Cowell | Susan Boyle
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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