Some nerd programmed a secret level on Mario Brothers and had the coins spell out "Will You Marry Me?" for his girlfriend. Oh, nerds. Always with the being nerds. This is one of those stories they will tell their nerd... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR WEDDING PROPOSAL: SUPER MARIO WORLD PROPOSAL»
Posted on October 19, 2009 in Cute As Balls
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Tags: Nerds | Super Mario Bros. | Videogames | Wedding
Have you ever noticed that people get the word "hoax" confused with the words "because I'm stupid." That is constantly happening. Anytime that anyone doesn't really think things through or understand what is happening, it's a hoax. I'm lazy,... CONTINUE READING PEOPLE CONTINUE TO BE CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT THE WORD "HOAX" MEANS»
Posted on June 5, 2009 in Late Night, WebJunk
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Tags: Conan O'Brien | Hoaxes | Idiocracy | Not Hoaxes At All | Super Mario Bros. | The Tonight Show
When you or I look at the world, we see it the way that it is. Our reactions, or our interpretations, may vary by degrees but for the most part we absorb and process the natural world as it is... CONTINUE READING SEEING THE WORLD THROUGH NERD COLORED GLASSES»
Posted on June 4, 2009 in Late Night, WebJunk
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Tags: Conan O'Brien | Super Mario Bros. | The Tonight Show
While Scatman plays in the background? Fair enough. Now, if someone could please take me to the mind hospital, mine is blown and in need of repair. All of the pieces should be in this bag right here. Perfect. Bye.... CONTINUE READING RONALD MCDONALD BEATS UP THE SUPER MARIO BROS. IN A BURGER KING PARKING LOT»
Posted on March 4, 2009 in Video Games, WTF, YouTube?
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Tags: Burger King | Ronald McDonald | Super Mario Bros.
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