It is 2009, so it just makes sense that the FCC wants to re-open the 2004 Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake Superbowl halftime show obscenity case. IT JUST MAKES SENSE. Justice must be served. Some of the kids who were... CONTINUE READING THE PERFECT CRIME REVISITED»
Posted on September 15, 2009 in Justice
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Tags: Breasts | Crime | FCC | Janet Jackson | Justin TImberlake | Super Bowl
Obviously, lots of noise is made every year about the Super Bowl ads. This year a 30-second spot cost $3 million dollars. Perfect. The children of Darfur say, "false economy, schmalse economy!" They also say, "food and medicine, please." But... CONTINUE READING THE SUPER BOWL REMINDS US WE'RE FUCKED»
Posted on February 2, 2009 in Free Advertising
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Tags: Super Bowl
Boy, this weekend's exciting race between the two gangs of sportsletes to be the best at footsketball is going to really be an impressive display of power skills. Both of the groups of people who compete are going to... CONTINUE READING CARL FROM AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE DISCUSSES THIS WEEKEND'S SPORTSKETBALL MEET-UP»
Posted on January 30, 2009 in Sports
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Tags: Aqua Teen Hunger Force | Super Bowl
Hosea says that there are only seven chefs left, so there is no room for error. This is incorrect. There are six rooms for error. The guest judge is Scott Conant, who just won three stars in the NYT for... CONTINUE READING TOP CHEF: IT'S THE SUPER BOWL, NOT THE SCALLOPS BOWL»
Posted on January 29, 2009 in Reality TV
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Tags: Padma Lakshmi | Super Bowl | Tom Colicchio | Top Chef
HEY, FUCK YOU, MISTER. I could understand it if you wanted to "interrupt whatever the fuck" I was thinking about with some important announcement about Dannity Kane's new cassingle, or maybe if you needed to let the fans know... CONTINUE READING DIDDY HAS SOMETHING THAT HE THINKS IS IMPORTANT BUT IS NOT IMPORTANT TO SAY»
Posted on January 29, 2009 in Vlogging
(6 comments)
Tags: Diddy | Super Bowl | Telekinesis
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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