Here it is, early August, and I'm sitting in my office staring at a computer screen like an absolute IDIOT, while these monkeys (literally, they are monkeys) are having a fucking pool party? Ooh la la, look at me with... CONTINUE READING THESE MONKEYS HAVING A POOL PARTY ARE MAKING US LOOK THE FOOL»
Posted on August 6, 2009 in Cute As Balls
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Tags: Monkeys | Parties | Pool | Summertime
The summer is a time for lots of things. It is the time for beaches, and barbecues, and camping, and swimming, and sunscreen, and for making boring lists of obvious things that everyone already knows. But it is not... CONTINUE READING VIDEOGUM SUMMER SCHOOL NOW IN SESSION»
Posted on July 16, 2009 in Love-Watching
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Tags: 30 Rock | Friday Night Lights | Lost | Mad Men | Summertime | The Office | The Wire
[Note: In a recent poll, more Americans said they would want to share a vacation rental home with Kelly Ripa than any other famous person, including the Obamas.] I put my suitcase in my room and headed out to the... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: MY SHARED VACATION RENTAL HOME WITH KELLY RIPA»
Posted on May 28, 2009 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Idiocracy | Kelly Ripa | Summertime
Maxim magazine has put together a list of the "15 Most WTF Movie Moments from Summer 2008." To be fair, though, Maxim, isn't anything that's not a chick in a bikini pouring Jaegermeister on the latest gadgets kind of a... CONTINUE READING THE 15 MOVIES MAXIM SAW THIS SUMMER»
Posted on August 26, 2008 in WebJunk
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Tags: Maxim | Summertime
The New Kids On The Block are like the Mission Impossible crew: when one of them sends out a text message saying "it's on," they all have to get in their fancy cars, helicopters, and yachts, and go to a... CONTINUE READING NKOTB: THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING WIFE BEATER»
Posted on June 9, 2008 in Music Related Content, Where Are They Now?
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Tags: New Kids On The Block | NKOTB | Summertime
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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