In case you don't know who Tucker Max is (lucky!), he's some shithead blogger who blogged about what a shithead he was and then turned that into a book and now they've turned that into a movie, and holy shit,... CONTINUE READING SOMEONE HAS CLEARLY FAST-TRACKED TUCKER MAX'S I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME»
Posted on August 4, 2009 in
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Tags: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell | Strippers | Suicidal Ideation | Tucker Max
Al Roker, the King of All Mediocrity, made his debut hosting Celebrity Family Feud last night. As one might expect, it was a vaseline-smiled romp with weather-beaten celebrities using their families to get the attention their careers no longer warrant.... CONTINUE READING AL ROKER CALLS HIS DICK "CAPTAIN WINKY"»
Posted on June 25, 2008 in
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Tags: Al Roker | Celebrity Family Feud | Ice-T | Joan Rivers | Suicidal Ideation
As if I could get any more not at all excited about M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening, now I see this: HAHAHHAHAHA. No, lady on the street, "this is not good." I'm glad to see that when critical reception to... CONTINUE READING M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN'S SPOOKY IMPROV EVERYWHERE RIP-OFF»
Posted on May 30, 2008 in
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Tags: Improv Everywhere | M. Night Shyamalan | Mark Wahlberg | Suicidal Ideation | The Happening | Zooey Deschanel
Choke trailer, you guys: Call it, Carla Jean Moss. It looks like actress Kelly Macdonald has already been pigeonholed into playing mousy nice girls who get tossed around by the rough currents of men trapped by their own weaknesses. Just... CONTINUE READING CHUCK PALAHNIUK'S CHOKE IS LOOKING TO SWEEP THE SADDIES»
Posted on May 28, 2008 in
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Tags: Choke | Chuck Palahniuk | Kelly Mcdonald | Sam Rockwell | Suicidal Ideation
Just in case you thought M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening looked horrible, but might not be gross enough, red band trailer: I don't know why, but this red band trailer makes me laugh. "Claire?" It's spooky and gross and everything,... CONTINUE READING THE HAPPENING RED BAND TRAILER: CAN I GET A RIDE TO THE SUICIDE PARTY?»
Posted on May 19, 2008 in
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Tags: John Leguizamo | M. Night Shyamalan | Mark Wahlberg | Suicidal Ideation | The Happening | Zooey Deschanel
Shit. SHIT YOU GUYS. I was just watching television, and an extended clip for What Happens in Vegas came on, and I LAUGHED OUT LOUD. What the fuck? Granted, this movie has a really great supporting line up, with Rob... CONTINUE READING GABE HAS A CRISIS OF SELF WHEN HE LAUGHS AT A CLIP FROM WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS»
Posted on May 6, 2008 in
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Tags: Ashton Kutcher | Cameron Diaz | Dennis Miller | Jason Sudeikis | Lake Bell | Rob Corddry | Suicidal Ideation | What Happens In Vegas | Zach Galifianakis
If you haven't seen the documentary Capturing the Friedmans, you should. It's about a family in Great Neck, New York, patched together from home videos, after the father and one of the sons is charged with child molestation. In the... CONTINUE READING SILLY BILLY FRIEDMAN CANNOT LEAVE UNWELL ENOUGH ALONE»
Posted on April 28, 2008 in ,
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Tags: Billy Friedman | Capturing The Friedmans | CelebraCadabra | Suicidal Ideation
Remember when Gary Coleman was finally getting married? Well it looks like there's trouble in paradise. The honeymoon is over. The bloom is off the rose. Other cliches about relationships falling apart. The AP is reporting that not only are... CONTINUE READING GARY COLEMAN IS BACK ON THE MARKET»
Posted on April 25, 2008 in
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Tags: Divorce Court | Gary Coleman | Shannon Price | Suicidal Ideation | Train Wrecks
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who watches Paradise Hotel 2, but it's not my fault that you guys are bad at priorities and watching great stuff. Just kidding. Paradise Hotel 2 is the worst show. You know how... CONTINUE READING PARADISE HOTEL 2: THE CUDDLE CONTROVERSY»
Posted on April 8, 2008 in
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Tags: Alcohol | Hooking Up | Paradise Hotel 2 | Suicidal Ideation | Third Tier Reality Stars
