My bagel phone rang. "What the fuck are you doing?" said the voice on the other line. "Oh, hey Sue Simmons," I replied. Then we made plans to hang out at the Cinnabon in the mall. "Where the fuck is... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: MY TRIP TO THE CINNABON WITH SUE SIMMONS»
Posted on May 15, 2008 in You Can Make It Up
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Tags: Cursing | Sue Simmons | What The Fuck Are You Doing? | WNBC
The funny thing about the Sue Simmons f-bomb "scandal" is the outpouring of support (and little to no criticism) the gaffe has brought out in New Yorkers. She's like the anti-O'Reilly, especially since she was most likely joking and he... CONTINUE READING SUE SIMMONS CAN SEE AND CURSE AT YOU THROUGH THE TV SCREEN»
Posted on May 14, 2008 in Live TV, Local News
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Tags: Max Silvestri | Sue Simmons
First Bill O'Reilly in the '90s, now this (ha). Last night, beloved longtime WNBC co-anchor Sue Simmons was teasing a story about getting the most at the grocery store when, apparently thinking she was off the air, yelled "The fuck... CONTINUE READING DID CHUCK SCARBOROUGH MAKE SUE SIMMONS CURSE ON LIVE TV?»
Posted on May 13, 2008 in Live TV, Local News
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Tags: Chuck Scarborough | Sue Simmons
Last night the Tribeca Film Festival celebrated the 25th anniversary of Michael Jackson's Thriller with a drive-in screening and dance party. NY Mag has video from the event. Um, maybe it was my state of mind (let's go with "overtired... CONTINUE READING SAY WHAT, SUE SIMMONS? THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING?»
Posted on April 25, 2008 in Local News
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Tags: Michael Jackson | Sue Simmons | Thriller | Zombies
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