Look, people falling down is always funny. Always. Duh Aficionado magazine's special End of the Decade Commemorative Issue. I mean, you don't want people to actually get hurt. We're all human beings trying to make it to the finish line,... CONTINUE READING PEOPLE FALLING DOWN IS FUNNY, TILA TEQUILA FALLING DOWN IS THE FUNNIEST»
Posted on November 20, 2009 in
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Tags: Brawndo | Falls | Strippers | Tila Tequila
In case you don't know who Tucker Max is (lucky!), he's some shithead blogger who blogged about what a shithead he was and then turned that into a book and now they've turned that into a movie, and holy shit,... CONTINUE READING SOMEONE HAS CLEARLY FAST-TRACKED TUCKER MAX'S I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME»
Posted on August 4, 2009 in
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Tags: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell | Strippers | Suicidal Ideation | Tucker Max
YIKES. PLEASE STOP CLIMBING UP ON STAGE AND GUTTING FISH WHILE THEY ARE STRIPPING. IT IS INHUMANE TO THE FISH AND ALSO HORRIFYING AND VERY SURPRISING WHEN YOU ARE NOT EXPECTING IT. INSTEAD, PLEASE SMASH THE FISH STRIPPER'S HEADS... CONTINUE READING THE WORLD'S WORST VISUAL METAPHOR»
Posted on July 7, 2009 in
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Tags: Fish | Murder | Netherlands | Strippers | Visual Metaphors
Whose idea was it to make the Striptease remake Powder Blue, and to let Access Hollywood take us behind the scenes of Jessica Biel's stripping-practice in a cluttered garage? Not sexy: "She balanced her weight on one foot while spinning... CONTINUE READING THAT'S JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S GIRLFRIEND: JESSICA BIEL PRACTICES STRIPPING»
Posted on April 3, 2009 in
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Tags: Jessica Biel | Justin Timberlake | Powder Blue | Strippers
Hey look, the Gators won the championship Olympic? final ball game bowl thing and gave this chick an excuse to put her built-in home stripper pole and intermediate-level "rock climbing" classes to "good" use (NSFW, but probably MSFW than most... CONTINUE READING THIS IS PROBABLY WHAT FOOTBALL IS ABOUT OR SOMETHING»
Posted on January 13, 2009 in
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Tags: Sports | Strippers
A pole dancing studio in Utah has started a petition to make pole dancing a sport in the 2012 Olympics. FAIR ENOUGH. I am not about to come to anyone's work and slap the pole out of their crotch. But... CONTINUE READING POLE DANCING REMAINS THE PASTIME OF STRIPPERS, DESPITE WHAT POLE DANCING HOBBYISTS THINK»
Posted on November 24, 2008 in
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Tags: Liars | Olympics | Pole Dancing | Strippers | Vampire Weekend
This potentially NSFW video (via hardliquor) is presented without commentary. You're welcome or I'm sorry. Still figuring that one out.... CONTINUE READING NSFW: KISS/CRY YOUR MAZZY STAR NOSTALGIA GOODBYE»
Posted on September 18, 2008 in , ,
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Tags: Mazzy Star | Pole Dancing | Strippers
My DVR died this weekend, but I resurrected it just in time to bring you this belated yet still great clip from this week's Rock of Love . What's got two thumbs and is the advertising wizard who thought up... CONTINUE READING THERE IS SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY: ROCK OF LOVE»
Posted on April 1, 2008 in
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Tags: Advertising | Rock Of Love | Strippers | Swig