I heard recently that Haley Joel Osment is a weed dealer now. I mean, when he's not busy doing Broadway plays with John Leguizamo and Cedric the Entertainer. Is that true? Because I don't really smoke, but I would pay... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: A.I.»
Posted on February 9, 2009 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
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Tags: A.I. | Haley Joel Osment | Jude Law | Steven Spielberg
I am going to be a perfect old man. I've already got the whole complaining thing down, all I need now is the inherently limited number of years left to live that confronts people with their own mortality so that... CONTINUE READING THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME: INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL»
Posted on February 2, 2009 in The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time
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Tags: Cate Blanchett | Harrison Ford | Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull | Shia LaBeouf | Steven Spielberg | Yo La Tengo
Showtime's inexplicably green-lighted new half-hour series, The United States Of Tara, premiered on TV last night after several weeks of online availability and massive hype. By the time the first show aired, everyone I know had seen it online and... CONTINUE READING THE UNITED STATES OF TARA SHOULD BE TAKEN OUT TO THE CANCELLED-SHED»
Posted on January 19, 2009 in New TV Shows
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Tags: Diablo Cody | John Corbett | Steven Spielberg | The United States Of Tara | Toni Collette
Even though it's really old news, I can't help but remain consistently fascinated by the group of childhood friends who made a shot-for-shot remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark. The film, as you probably know by now, because seriously,... CONTINUE READING STEVE PERRY IS LESS OF A DICK THAN STEVE SPIELBERG»
Posted on January 15, 2009 in Fan Art
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Tags: Dakota Fanning | Indiana Jones | Journey | New Moon | Raiders Of The Lost Ark | Steve Perry | Steven Spielberg | Twilight | Vampires
There's a promo type-thing for the Steven Spielberg-thought-up, Diablo Cody-written, Toni Collette-starring Showtime show The United States Of Tara, about a suburban mom with multiple personalities. And also an odd close-up of Diablo's tattoos: Cool. That looks like a funny... CONTINUE READING DIABLO CODY'S NEW SCI-FI SHOWTIME SHOW, THE UNITED STATES OF TARA»
Posted on October 16, 2008 in New TV Shows
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Tags: Coachella | Diablo Cody | Steven Spielberg | The United States Of Tara | Toni Collette
Someone is suing Steven Spielberg, claiming that the Shia LaBeouf movie Disturbia copied the Alfred Hitchcock movie Rear Window and also the short story on which the movie was based. From the AP: NEW YORK - A lawsuit claims Steven... CONTINUE READING DUH AFICIONADO MAGAZINE: DISTURBIA RIPPED OFF REAR WINDOW»
Posted on September 9, 2008 in Behind The Scenes, Justice
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Tags: Alfred Hitchcock | Crime | Disturbia | Rear Window | Steven Spielberg
When the first trailer for Eagle Eye came out, I wondered if maybe we weren't all getting a little Shia LaBeoufatigue. But that was back in late May. We've had almost a month for the media whirlwind that surrounded Indiana... CONTINUE READING IF YOU LIKE OTHER MOVIES, YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE EAGLE EYE»
Posted on June 25, 2008 in Trailer
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Tags: Eagle Eye | Shia LaBeouf | Steven Spielberg
Trailer for Eagle Eye, you guys: Supposedly this movie, directed by DJ Caruso who made Disturbia (starring Shia LaBeouf) is based on an original idea by Steven Spielberg. The idea, in short, is about a guy who rips off The... CONTINUE READING ANYONE ELSE GETTING SHIA LABEOUFATIGUE?»
Posted on May 21, 2008
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Tags: Eagle Eye | Shia LaBeouf | Shia LaBeoufatigue | Steven Spielberg
Someone has taken Steven Spielberg's 40s-serial-inspired nostalgia-adventure film Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark and reconstituted it into its source material. The opening is great, and it ends with a traditional matinee cliff-hanger. (via Lisanti Quarterly, watch... CONTINUE READING THIS IS YOUR FATHER'S RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK»
Posted on May 19, 2008 in Viral Video
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Tags: Aging | Harrison Ford | Indiana Jones | Steven Spielberg
I know that I am losing in my campaign against Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which is weird since I have more money and much more public support than either Spielberg or Lucas (or Ford or... CONTINUE READING INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME»
Posted on May 16, 2008
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Tags: George Lucas | Harrison Ford | Indiana Jones | Shia LaBeouf | Steven Spielberg
There are a bunch of behind-the-scenes clips from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull traveling along the information coal mine track today, and while I maintain that this movie looks boring and annoying, this behind-the-scenes footage is... CONTINUE READING STEVEN SPIELBERG AND GEORGE LUCAS ARE BORING OLD MEN»
Posted on May 15, 2008 in Behind The Scenes
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Tags: Aging | George Lucas | Harrison Ford | Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull | Shia LaBeouf | Steven Spielberg
Like everyone who doesn't outright hate her, I have mixed feelings about the young lady who calls herself Diablo Cody. On the one hand, she's an odd story: a woman who has become famous ostensibly for being a smart writer,... CONTINUE READING HATE DIABLO CODY? THIS CLIP IS FOR YOU!»
Posted on February 22, 2008 in Backlashes
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Tags: Diablo Cody | Jackie Clarke | Juno | Steven Spielberg
Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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