Wait. Wait, wait, wait. You are telling me that for the past 20 YEARS, Steven Seagal has been working as a police officer in New Orleans IN BETWEEN FILMS? Haha. First of all, no. He hasn't. But still: incredible.... CONTINUE READING STEVEN SEAGAL: LAWMAN IS A REAL SHOW»
Posted on August 25, 2009 in Justice, New TV Shows, Reality TV
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Barack Obama may be the president-elect. America may have entered a new phase of democratic uplift. A renewed sense of urgency and patriotism may be sweeping through the hearts of so many who've felt abandoned and insulted by the past... CONTINUE READING SOME THINGS WILL NEVER CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN»
Posted on November 7, 2008 in Viral Video
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Because we should always be striving to become better people through self-motivated education and personal growth, I want to leave you today with this piece of wisdom from Steven Seagal: The lesson, of course, is that whatever you do, when... CONTINUE READING DRUG-ADDLED WORDS OF NON-SENSICAL WISDOM FROM STEVEN SEAGAL»
Posted on August 18, 2008 in Viral Video
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Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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