I know it's a special day and all, but Steve Guttenberg ran through Central Park with his pants off, and that takes precedence over just about everything: Why did Steve Guttenberg run through Central Park half naked? The creepiest part... CONTINUE READING STEVE GUTTENBERG RUNS NAKED THROUGH CENTRAL PARK»
Posted on November 5, 2008 in Caught On Tape
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As part of his famous-again tour, Steve Guttenberg did an elevator interview with Dave Hill for New York Magazine's "Going Up With Dave Hill." He shares some valuable advice given to him by Woody Harrelson about why he can dress... CONTINUE READING TRAPPED IN AN ELEVATOR WITH STEVE GUTTENBERG»
Posted on October 3, 2008 in Interviews
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Nobody could ever accuse us me of not being a little obsessed with obscure-nice-guy-punchline-turned-suddenly-mildly-relevant '80s superstar Steve Guttenberg. Ever since his series of nutso interviews in The Observer, The Goot's Q rating has soared from .3 to 1.1 (or something,... CONTINUE READING STEVE GUTTENBERG FINDS OUT ABOUT VIRAL VIDEO»
Posted on August 26, 2008 in Viral Video, Where Are They Now?
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Okay, ONE MORE Steve Guttenberg thing: apparently, this movie is incredibly famous and a camp classic bad movie and was the recipient of the first Golden Raspberry Awards (winning every category except Best Supporting Actor), but this is the first... CONTINUE READING STEVE GUTTENBERG + ROLLER SKATES + DISCO = AWESOME»
Posted on August 4, 2008 in Nostalgia
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gabe: i think you should leave steve guttenberg alone lindsay: he doesn't want to be left alone! lindsay: steve guttenberg is terrified of being alone. gabe: don't do him any favors gabe: it's not like you cared what steve guttenberg... CONTINUE READING FRIDAY FIGHT: IS STEVE GUTTENBERG A JOKE?»
Posted on August 1, 2008 in Friday Fight
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(No, you're obsessed with Steve Guttenberg!) It turns out that Steve Guttenberg has been "The Goot" for a while now. Guttenberg Frenemy The New York Observer uncovered The Goot's MySpace page yesterday, which appears to be real, though not updated... CONTINUE READING THE GOOT'S MYSPACE PAGE REVEALS LOVE FOR JUDY BLUME»
Posted on August 1, 2008 in Where Are They Now?
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As reported, Steve Guttenberg is back in the pages of the New York Observer this week. Knowing what we know now: that Steve loved his last crazy interview with reporter Spencer Morgan, was eager to do another, and might get... CONTINUE READING STEVE GUTTENBERG GOES BACK FOR MORE SOUL SUCKING»
Posted on July 30, 2008 in Interviews
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Boy, am I a moron. Last week, when I read that interview with Steve Guttenberg in the New York Observer in which he brags about his drinking, drug use, and ladybanging and calls himself "The Goot," I wrote this long... CONTINUE READING SCOOP! NEVERMIND, STEVE GUTTENBERG IS "THRILLED" ABOUT HIS CRAZY INTERVIEW»
Posted on July 25, 2008 in Interviews
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I don't want to burst anyone's bubble, but those interviews we read with celebrities are bullshit. Oops! Sorry, but it's true. They're painstakingly placed by a team of publicists who will blacklist a writer or magazine if they aren't happy... CONTINUE READING IN DEFENSE OF STEVE GUTTENBERG»
Posted on July 16, 2008 in Interviews
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Carrie Prejean turned the video camera off, put on some clothes, and stepped out of her house. It was a beautiful day outside. The air smelled like apples, and the late morning light hit the world in just such a...
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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