Ashton Kutcher's Spread trailer, you guys: Whoa. After seeing the Spread poster I thought that the movie looked awful, but it turns out I had no idea. What an awful, AWFUL looking movie. Yuck. And, the official description of the... CONTINUE READING UM, WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE MALE HOOKERS ALL OVER THE PLACE?»
Posted on June 25, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Anne Heche | Ashton Kutcher | Hung | Penises | Sex | Spread | Thomas Jane
Check out this poster for Ashton Kutcher's new romantic comedy, Spread, ladies. What do you think? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? This poster has clearly gone to the Whatever Works School of Movie Poster Design. Put your divisive lead actor... CONTINUE READING WELL, LADIES, DO YOU WANT TO FUCK ASHTON KUTCHER OR NOT?»
Posted on June 11, 2009 in
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Tags: Anne Heche | Ashton Kutcher | Spread
Here's a trailer for a movie called Spread that's going to the Sundance Film Festival instead of probably hundreds of other better movies. Ashton Kutcher is some sort of Jay-Gatsby-but-boring character who kisses a lot of women and mumbles all... CONTINUE READING SPREAD: ASHTON KUTCHER AND ANNE HECHE HAVE A PHONING-IT-IN CONTEST»
Posted on January 8, 2009 in
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Tags: Anne Heche | Ashton Kutcher | Spread | Yeah Yeah Yeahs