Like um like um like um like um like um you love him and like um like um he is your boyfriend and like um like um like um like um like um like um you are probably going... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND: ELLIS LANKSTER»
Posted on September 9, 2009 in
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Tags: Buffalo Bills | Ellis Lankster | Football | Sports
A sports reporter for Canadian TV named Roger Millions didn't realize he was on the air and said a creatively bad word on live TV: Okay, yes, that was funny, but also: who, when they mess something up, just blurts... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN'T SAY "C**KSUCKER" ON TELEVISION»
Posted on April 17, 2009 in
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Tags: Cursing | Hockey | Roger Millions | Sports | The C Word | Tiki Barber
I'm living proof that you don't have to know a THING about hockey, like a single thing, to find this video in which a hockey player (I think?) shows examples of other hockey players starring in terrible commercials, and makes... CONTINUE READING HOCKEY PLAYERS AGAINST BAD COMMERCIALS STARRING HOCKEY PLAYERS»
Posted on April 15, 2009 in
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Tags: Hockey | Sports
So last night, as part of an Eagles vs Cardinals bet on the sports blog Deadspin.com, this guy Will Leitch hit his friend AJ Daulerio in the face with a cookie sheet, and I "got" to be one of the... CONTINUE READING THESE ARE YOUR BOYFRIENDS: COOKIE SHEET WAR GUYS»
Posted on January 22, 2009 in ,
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Tags: Pain | Sports | Ted Leo
Finally, someone I pay attention to speaks out against the Fox Sports robot, who is apparently named "Cletus," because an annoying green-screen graphic that's the visual equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard needs a name. Tuesday night, Conan O'Brien spoke... CONTINUE READING CONAN KILLS THE FOX SPORTS ROBOT»
Posted on January 15, 2009 in
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Tags: Conan O'Brien | Robots | Sports
Hey look, the Gators won the championship Olympic? final ball game bowl thing and gave this chick an excuse to put her built-in home stripper pole and intermediate-level "rock climbing" classes to "good" use (NSFW, but probably MSFW than most... CONTINUE READING THIS IS PROBABLY WHAT FOOTBALL IS ABOUT OR SOMETHING»
Posted on January 13, 2009 in
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Tags: Sports | Strippers
This Guitar Hero ad touches me in the bathing suit area of my mind. Yikes. I'm going to give Tony Hawk a free pass because he just seems like a fun-loving goofball dad these days, and he's spent all his... CONTINUE READING WHO SHOULD BE THE MOST EMBARRASSED BY THIS GUITAR HERO AD?»
Posted on October 27, 2008 in ,
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Tags: A-Rod | Guitar Hero: World Tour | Kobe Bryant | Michael Phelps | Sports | Tony Hawk
Sorry, Michael Phelps, but this is what the Olympics are like to me (via Boing Boing): I'm only HALF kidding. This guy is the best though. "Hem, I can, hem, jump on eggs without breaking them, hem. To prove it... CONTINUE READING THIS OLD MAN IS A LIAR»
Posted on August 14, 2008 in
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Tags: Olympics | Sports
Let's face it, the Olympics are boring. They were mildly exciting when they only occurred every four years on leap years, but that's because I was a kid, and when you're a kid everything is exciting. In fact, I think... CONTINUE READING THE ULTIMATE ARGUMENT SETTLER: 10 SPORTS THAT SHOULD BE OLYMPIC SPORTS»
Posted on August 8, 2008 in
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Tags: Olympics | Sports
Shaquille O'Neal rapped about Kobe Bryant in a New York nightclub on Sunday night: Someone let that happen. Someone decided putting him on stage and giving him a microphone was a totally reasonable idea. Fair enough. If an Ent came... CONTINUE READING SHAQUILLE O'NEAL BUSTS OUT THE SUMMER JAMS (NOT!)»
Posted on June 24, 2008 in
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Tags: Kobe Bryant | Shaquille O'Neal | Sports