We're all just trying to get through the day, which is a truth that I recognize and respect. And for the most part I believe that everyone deserves the basic human decency of being left to their own devices. If... CONTINUE READING DEAR FAT SPIDER-MAN, YOU ARE AN ADULT! LOVE, THIS GIRL.»
Posted on May 26, 2009 in
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Tags: Pranks | Spider-Man
Italian Spider-Man, guys: More here. You have to admit that Italy is getting it right. Fuck the magic and the nuclear spiders and the web-slinging and the nerds-wish-fullfilment. Give a guy a tight shirt, a fake mustache, and a machine... CONTINUE READING "ITALIAN SPIDER-MAN," OR: "WHY AL GORE INVENTED THE INTERNET"»
Posted on May 27, 2008 in
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Tags: Italian Spider-Man | Spider-Man | Tobey Maguire
In other Iron Man news, I am excited for this movie because I enjoy the superheroes and also because among the superheroes I'm a fan of the origins films. Watching the hero's transformation from blogger (they always start as bloggers)... CONTINUE READING APPARENTLY BEING A SUPERHERO IS JUST GREAT»
Posted on April 8, 2008 in
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Tags: Iron Man | Plastic Man | Spider-Man | Superheroes