Showing All "Space" Posts
Jul 8th, 2010 47 Comments
The space judge banged her hover gavel on the computer desk. "I sentence you to 90 infinities in SPACE JAIL!" Robot Lindsay Lohan would have burst into battery tears, but it could not, because it was…   Read Story »
Mar 18th, 2010 53 Comments
In order to promote awareness of the American space program (oh, btw, America has a space program), NASA has launched (LAUNCHED!) a line of movie-themed posters but about their space missions. Sure,…   Read Story »
Feb 19th, 2010 11 Comments
Whoa, space chair! We should definitely buy some more Toshiba, you guys! (Can I have some free Toshiba now, Toshiba?)   Read Story »
Nov 17th, 2009 26 Comments
Let me make something very clear: Michael Jackson's 3D short film, Captain Eo, which used to be an attraction at Disneyland's Epcot Center, is easily one of the best 3D short films from an…   Read Story »
Nov 17th, 2009 56 Comments
I remember in a survey course I took in college (that's right, I've been to college!) about the comparative politics of communism, socialism, and fascism, that the professor suggested that for…   Read Story »
Aug 21st, 2009 40 Comments
Today, in IMAX theaters around the country, audiences who have reserved tickets on-line will finally be able to see 16 minutes of James Cameron's Avatar in the anamorphic-3D format for which it was…   Read Story »
Mar 24th, 2009 1 Comment
When he isn't busy trying to fix the ECONOMY, which we hear is BROKEN, do you know what Barack Obama is doing? He's making fucking phone calls to outer fucking space. We kind of wish there was a way…   Read Story »
Mar 24th, 2009 12 Comments
Stephen Colbert may or may not have a room at the international space station named after him. That is now up to the ladies at NASA. But one thing is for sure, people should stop having contests for…   Read Story »
Nov 26th, 2008 4 Comments
Artemis Pebdani has just been added to the cast of a FOX pilot called Boldly Going Nowhere that's being put together by the Always Sunny "gang." Her name is actually Artemis? Acting!   Read Story »
Nov 24th, 2008 4 Comments
Like you, I've always been worried that when it was time to go to space I would be forced to suck my coffee out of a bag, rather than being able to enjoy my coffee from a cup. Not so! This clip from…   Read Story »


























