Oh wow. You know, it's one thing for Hollywood to put everyone in Narnia on rollerblades, or to rewrite the Last Starfighter as a magical X-Box 360 console in the middle of nowhere, but in general, Hollywood remakes at least... CONTINUE READING WHAT THE SMUUUUUUUUUURF IS UP WITH THIS SMURFS POSTER?»
Posted on September 2, 2009 in Movie Posters
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Tags: Smurfs
S. Darko, a sequel to the kinda good but overrated 2001 cult movie Donnie Darko starts filming next week, without the participation of original writer/director Richard Kelly. And fans are overreacting accordingly with a useless petition to stop production. The... CONTINUE READING WHY CAN'T THE DONNIE DARKO SEQUEL BE ABOUT PATRICK SWAYZE? OR SMURFS?»
Posted on May 9, 2008 in Sequels
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Tags: Donnie Darko | Patrick Swayze | S. Darko | Smurfs
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If you are a sassy and sarcastic young man in an American sitcom who represents the sitcom writer's desire that a nerdy Jewish teenager can somehow be the desirable romantic hero in this world, then eventually you will get a...
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I shouldn't even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don't hurry, my facepaint won't be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like "hahah, you look like you're...
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The Challenge: I had to go on a 3.5 hour bus tour of totally random TV and film locations in New York City. Alone, and wearing a specific ridiculous tshirt. And I had to find someone to take my picture...
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Uh. OK. Well, first let's address what this movie did well, like the disappointed parents we are (or at least that I am), recognizing that the negative feedback won't be useful or constructive if it isn't preceded by something positive....
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