An Open Letter To The Ladies Of The View On The Subject Of Rape

Dear the ladies of The View, You have GOT to be KIDDING me. What is wrong with you? Have the hot studio lights melted so much of the plastic holding your faces together that some of it has seeped into... CONTINUE READING AN OPEN LETTER TO THE LADIES OF THE VIEW ON THE SUBJECT OF RAPE»

That's Your Sitcom: Sherri

Clearly, this is your sitcom. "It just speaks to me." That's what you tell your lady friends over lunch at an outdoor cafe with a bottle of the second cheapest white wine on the menu. Oh, btw, you are... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR SITCOM: SHERRI»

Posted on October 6, 2009 in New TV Shows, What America Wants (31 comments)
Tags: Sherri | Sherri Shepherd

Sherri Shepherd Gets A Bikini Wax, And The Prophecy Comes True

Remember that one time many years ago that you were on a family vacation to a rented cottage and your parents invited some of their friends over one afternoon for an all-day (all-boring) lunch? All the adults sat a long... CONTINUE READING SHERRI SHEPHERD GETS A BIKINI WAX, AND THE PROPHECY COMES TRUE»

Posted on August 3, 2009 in Daytime Talk Shows, What America Wants (31 comments)
Tags: Fashion | Sherri Shepherd | Wax | Women

America Wants More Sherri Shepherd? America Gets More Sherri Shepherd!

Sherri Shepherd proves that old adage that if you spend most of your life spouting out complete nonsense that proves on a daily basis that you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about, ever, eventually you will... CONTINUE READING AMERICA WANTS MORE SHERRI SHEPHERD? AMERICA GETS MORE SHERRI SHEPHERD!»

Posted on May 19, 2009 in What America Wants (10 comments)
Tags: Sherri | Sherri Shepherd | The View

Sherri Shepherd On WWE's Smackdown

Sherri Shepherd, the mystery famous person who's somehow brilliant on 30 Rock but dumb as a rock on The View (I guess it's called "acting"), is going to be on WWE's Smackdown for some reason, and NY Mag got ahold... CONTINUE READING SHERRI SHEPHERD ON WWE'S SMACKDOWN»

Posted on April 30, 2009 in Sports (5 comments)
Tags: 30 Rock | Sherri Shepherd | The View | Wrestling | WWE

So Lil Wayne Was On The View For Some Reason

Apparently it's hip hop news day on Videogum. Better Twitter it. #letthemknow. Anyway, Lil Wayne was on The View this morning? Why? I mean, I know he has a new album, but my question remains: why was he on The... CONTINUE READING SO LIL WAYNE WAS ON THE VIEW FOR SOME REASON»

Double Dog: The The View Challenge

I don't watch The View. The obvious reason is because I'm a 49-year-old man, but what I will come to learn tonight is that plenty of 49-year-old men watch this show. In fact, there are men of every age in... CONTINUE READING DOUBLE DOG: THE THE VIEW CHALLENGE»

Ann Coulter No Match For The Superior Intellect Of The Ladies Of The View

This morning I switched on (yes, "switched on." I'm 80 and I like to "look at television" in the morning) The View just in time to hear the announcer-guy introduce today's guest, Ann Coulter, with these exact words: "Ann Coulter... CONTINUE READING ANN COULTER NO MATCH FOR THE SUPERIOR INTELLECT OF THE LADIES OF THE VIEW»

30 Rock: Peter Dinklage Steals Salma Hayek's Spotlight

Much was made about Salma Hayek's recurring role as Jack's love interest on 30 Rock, begun last night when he hired her as his evil mother's nurse. But despite her beauty and dramatic talent, Hayek didn't really fit in with... CONTINUE READING 30 ROCK: PETER DINKLAGE STEALS SALMA HAYEK'S SPOTLIGHT»

Andy Dick Sings The Drunk-Bracelet Blues On The View

As a holiday treat, they let Andy Dick loose on today's The View, and even let him sing a song about his alcohol monitoring bracelet. And it's kind of funny! Here's his entire appearance (song is at the beginning) because... CONTINUE READING ANDY DICK SINGS THE DRUNK-BRACELET BLUES ON THE VIEW»

Sarah Silverman Talks About Pot And Jimmy Kimmel On The View

Sarah Silverman was on The View just now to promote the third season of The Sarah Silverman Program, and it was a little weird because she had very little contact with Hasselbeck and Shepherd, and zero contact with Whoopie beyond... CONTINUE READING SARAH SILVERMAN TALKS ABOUT POT AND JIMMY KIMMEL ON THE VIEW»

Sometimes Bill Maher Stops Being The Worst For 10 Minutes

Bill Maher is basically the worst. He's self-satisfied and condescending and a bully. He's basically the left wing Bill O'Reilly. Yes, Bill O'Reilly is more the worst than Bill Maher, but they are both varying degrees of the worst. But... CONTINUE READING SOMETIMES BILL MAHER STOPS BEING THE WORST FOR 10 MINUTES»

Entourage: Does Hollywood Have A Different The View?

You know what, nicely done, last night's Entourage. Sure, the whole show has been like a low stakes weekly poker game since the first season. Just a bunch of dudes getting together every week to joke around, with no women,... CONTINUE READING ENTOURAGE: DOES HOLLYWOOD HAVE A DIFFERENT THE VIEW?»

Somehow The View Gets Even Sillier

Last week, The View had two new ladies at the table, comedians Noah Garfinkel and Joe Mande. A number of years ago, there was a contest of sorts on The View during one of their endless cast reshuffles where viewers... CONTINUE READING SOMEHOW THE VIEW GETS EVEN SILLIER»