"You can put this on one of those wacko websites." Ugh. Do I come down to your work and slap the shark with a penis in its mouth out of your mouth? It's not my fault that I haven't received an email…   Read Story »

If you watch it against your better judgment, knowing that it's not something that you want to watch, you'll be super mad at me. So rather than shock anyone, here's a description: some guys were on a…   Read Story »

Jessica Alba stood in a business plaza in downtown Chicago dressed in cargo pants and a bikini top holding a burlap sack. She wore a baseball hat pulled down low and sunglasses to be "incognito,"…   Read Story »

According to TMZ, Jessica Alba is in some trouble because some photos have surfaced of her putting up shark posters? Around Oklahoma City? Late at night? To increase awareness about great white…   Read Story »

This video/PSA, in which a Southern Gentleman purports to have seen "rich, white" fishermen use kittens and cats as shark and marlin bait in South America, is starting to get very viral (along with…   Read Story »

It's almost impossible to watch this helicopter footage from yesterday of swimmers on a California beach just minding their own business and not freaking out as a school of sharks lurks just a few…   Read Story »